₦airaland Forum

Personal assistant ... That means whatever I need you to do, you do it without complaining because I pay you for doing it.

Elder001:
Things have changed bro. ..
Using sanitary pads is more healthy.

Most ladies who have smelly pussies is as a result of those ways you're suggesting.

now you're Gona make me think any girl who got a smelly pussie ain't using a sanitary pad.

pocohantas:
True talk. When I was younger, they used to share it in schools. They do sensitization programmes, then share it for school girls. I don't see those things no more.

Few weeks ago I realised I don't even know how expensive things have become. So, I started keeping my receipts and going through them. I wonder how millions of Nigerians are coping.
These things shouldn't be expensive.

Organisations should stop declaring mouthwatering PAT and take up some of these things as corporate social responsibilities.

Minimum wage is N18,000 ba? God help us in this country.

must y'all buy pad? What did the women in the Bible days use?

biacan:
You're one of them

send me your account number

biacan:
With your bighead

see your big ikebe

Corporate slavery

biacan:
I just pray you live to tell your story maka nah ifen ge megi eh

sweet girl

mespusinglez:
What If There Is No Money?

lol.. Am not broke.

biacan:
Can't wait for that time to come

all your fantasies will come to pass

biacan:
Hahahahahahahahaha

it would be the best time of your life

biacan:
Oh now I see you want to mark my name on the register

no na.. You are special. Won't touch you.

biacan:
This lie weak me

its not a lie..ask all the girls I have invited over...

pocohantas:
He looks lovestruck.
Na this kind husband sure pass o.
He'll go out of his way to please her...see the way he is looking at her na. Like what did I do to deserve this damsel...

HML to them.

lol and the girl is so fine.. There is hope.

biacan:
I wanted to come before but I'm just scared my friend that stays there ran back here to lag looking for safety I guess he's a cultist I'm thinking of telling his aunty....... dingbang ph is not safe.......

Jesu kriste. My house is safe na. At least my house share same fence with Sars. So I assure you of safety 100percent.

memories1:
Throw a tantrum

nag

SoapQueen:
Yes, daddy. That's what calms me down.

ok I have something Berra to offer.

Go out and take a chilled drink

SoapQueen:
I cry.

cry baby

biacan:
Hello good evening

when are you coming to port Harcourt

biacan:
Once you're done paying in kind lemme know

hahahhahaa... Am just kidding. Watsup

biacan:
Why do we share same country with this barbarians






Cutehector where you at

I am in my house with a girl ...

princessayesha:
Chaii Oga nobody is lashing anyone o The Fulanis dont do that anymore

ok.. Can I come to meet your family?

Hanseel1:
I don't have a room mate... I've my own house

#No hard feelings

I didn't ask you if you have a roommate or own a house.. Pride!!

benfluleck:
I don't think this is the case here, if you read he said he will not leave the room because he won't support evil not because he it is an inconvenience.

well if that's the case, he is just only trying to be a mischief and to trend on social media.

lefulefu:
Na waoh... Two guys sharing a single room. Can't they both rent a flat?

I swear some guys are so stupid. How can you invite a girl to sleep over when you staying with a guy in the same room? I have this friend of mine who stays with me some times, he just comes and goes. Well he has a babe, she comes over to see him, I am cool with that, in the day time I am mostly at work so he and the girl gets to have their time together. But not when I am back from work and I fvcking need time to shower and rest, you fvcking invite the girl over and you expect me to leave my house that I fvcking pay rent for you two to have a fvcking good time together...

Mehn.. I havnt seen a lousiest form of coordination more than this.

Hanseel1:
stop speaking like a kid..
you can go and spend the time at your friends house

and if I don't have a friend within the neighborhood? All these bulsshitt because of konji? No you are the kid here.. The earlier you up your game, the better for you. You know you staying with someone, and you wana invite a babe over for kpanshing, you fvcking get yourselves a hotel for that.

Hanseel1:
Mr dingbang forget all these talks..

The guy should be matured enough to know that he's supposed to leave the room.

what nonsense

leave which room? To sleep on the floor outside? You guys are kidding me

I just don't get it...even if I were a babe and d dude I am going out with is a roommate with someone else, I can't even dare sleep over

lefulefu:
are u sayin na only broke men dem dey lash with cane?

yes na

lefulefu:
which one come be superstition for inside? for u to marry a fulani girl u must receive at least hundred lashes of the koboko to proof u are a real man. Op looks like fulani.

you don marry Fulani girl wey dem flog you? Abeg leave that yarn... When you hold serious money, na dem go dey even beg you sef

lefulefu:
can u stand 100 lashes of the koboko?

taa.. All those superstitions...e no dey work again

Gtbank kwa