₦airaland Forum

larabae13:
food nah

wah kind of food

Disneylady:
Lol....what have you got to do for me Sire?

anything u wish for ma'am. just say, and it will be done.

larabae13:
maybe u heard dat in ur dreams because me I love to eat

what do u like to eat?

larabae13:
u wanna get married?

nope, do u?

larabae13:
lolz ehn dat means na hunger go kill us till we leave d place

lol I tot u said u are watching ur weight

larabae13:
u wanna marry me?

do u want me to marry u?

larabae13:
ehn dat means I'll lyk wat u lyk by fire by force

lol what if I like toothpick only.

sonOfLucifer:
Hey


monalisa185 na our candidate be this?

monalisa185 pls reply asap.



Sonoflucifer.. pls just vote for him ok. I knw u can do it. It's not hard for u.

larabae13:
na me u dey ask? Shey I resemble the person wey dey build cars?

are u married?

larabae13:
for kinni? We'll order the same things den wen d waiter brings d bill we'll divide it *finito*

Wat if I don't like wat u like?

sonOfLucifer:
What she desires is value, not money. Money runs out.


My Satan? I have a brain, why do I need a God? Wetin concern Satan concern person success/failure? Introduce yourself to something called personal responsibility.


Are you one of the unfortunate Nigerian Christians that learnt English from King James?

guy u speaking trash.



U should vote for falconey tho. He is somewhat responsible

larabae13:
na automatic nah

lol wat makes a car to be automatic

larabae13:
we'll split it 50-50

Looool of course. I"ll order chicken laps, chips, hotdogs, shawarmas etc while u"ll just order moi moi.



We'll split the bills 50-50

larabae13:
Hmmn...lemme see...cute hector will do

loool will u pay the bills?

larabae13:
noo itz a car

as if u can drive.

sonOfLucifer:
Pay tithes. I hear God is quite the money doubler.

well, she is tired of all dat. She says she can do anythn. Or is your Satan not capable enough?


So now u believe in God?

larabae13:
coming through...isshh

lol what is coming through? A baby?

sonOfLucifer:
We reason way better than him already.

yeah. I know. I have a friend who is desperate to get quick cash. Can u help her?

eph12:
Na because of people like you him dey ask for address.

I go give am address na. He will stvpidly come.

Larabae13

Demand to see the manager.

Humans now want to reason like God...


Someone was even saying God gave birth to Jesus. Lwkmd. Because it is written he is the first born of all creation.


And I just seem to wonder and laugh at the height of foolishness


The book of Proverbs says, in your wisdom, is foolishness to me. Man's wisdom is foolishness to God.


And God's foolishness is man's wisdom.


Some foolish people will start thinking if God can ever be foolish.


Well.. dats because they are wise enough to think so.

Very stvpid of him. Well make I drop address wey be say dem go ambush am, kidnap am, den he will shut up.

Mchew...

Disneylady:
Hey bestie, I've not been involved with this Mr Nairaland stuff...but no problems. I look forward to the whole thingii!.

please is there anything I can do for u ma'am?

My problem in life should not be a woman...


My problem should be how to survive

Poverty or not, life has to continue!

Why won't the crime rate increase when the economy is in shambles..

Hello people


Remember Anita Hogan? The movie actress?



Ok her nudess got leaked...



Buh she's still married lol..

Caringguy:
The Exorcist

mchew. Not scary.





Exorcism of Emily rose, white noise and the ring will blow off ur mind

SAINTSAMURAII:
hmmmm true though. have u seen the conjuring?

it seems u want me to whip u to death.