₦airaland Forum

Applaner:
If it were in Nigeria, the man would request for sex.

like seriously? is dat how u think?

number 2... her material is super white

How much is the Nigerian budget?

Bros u need to fvck asap. U r still a virgin

sinaj:
Some people are jux insensitive

MTN borrow me credit. *606#



Glo borrow me credit *321#




I duno of etisalat.



Look girls dnt need to fall their hands cuz of airtym

Edible caterer

Is this supposed to be romantic?

habby51:
I partially agree with ur point ( not showing ur face), u right.
just speaking from what have seen that has happen to sum pple tru dis act, not dat am acting like saint.
Mind u, I live in the city wia pussy is cheaper than pure water.

ibadan?

Sometimes wen u let a girl knw she is the only girl u think of in life, it starts to get into her head.




She takes things for granted, she gets comfortable wit the fact dat ur d one always doin the calling, texting etc.. even if she wants to chat wit u, she will just wait for u to initiate it.


Things like this just make me delete such kinda ladies frm my life with speeeeed. 5G speed.

ellacute45:
am fine you were off for so long

yeah, I was on a business

Stevostical:
Lols, I go just like am, no be the kain post I dey share **winks **

abeg na let d ministry move to the permanent site

rose54321:
Just did and damn I look good..
Did I do it wrong

yes.

rose54321:
If I am ever asked, I will just jejely ask for his first..
Once he complies, Nairaland will have a treat.

just look at urself...

Stevostical:
It would really be nice if people pay attention to this post and take ur advice, people should do things with wisdom, why do something that might implicate you in the long run, "wisdom is the principal thing" A word is enough for the wise.

all u need do is just share dat post of mine so people will read and spread the gospel of cutehector

ellacute45:
oga welcome

fine geh hw are u

juhan:

dnt worry, i'l take u to heaven, and bak whch of the angels will u like to see?


Shebi angel cutehector

Stevostical:
I agree with you on this, if u must send nude pics why include your face? it's better to be on the safe side no matter the degree of love.

a few number of ladies hav sent me their nudes in d past. Long time ago, without their faces showing.. wen I see, I just delete cuz I won't use it and do anything.. just for seeing sake.

Sometimes I laff at people who say dey can't send nudes bla bla bla.. there are many ways to send a _nude. If a girl wishes to show her guy her boobs den she should snap only her boobs and send to him, if she wishes to show him her ass, den she should snap her bombom and send to him, if she wishes to show him her lips, she should also do dat singularly, if she even wishes to snap her kitty, she should stick d camera in her kitty and take a pic of it and send to him..



As long as her face ain't showing.. there is no harm in dat.. and same goes for the guy too..




Look i'm a very much open minded guy.. i'm not shy to talk about all these things. I believe i'll hav a very good relationship

Mediapace:
I'm already crushing one,am not jealousing
TOSYN CAN TELL YOU MORE!!

I just hope it's not who am thinkin it is u ar crushing on... if not I will just spray shetos on dat ur eyes now

juhan:
Ive never had this thought sha. Commit sucide and go where? Cutehector me i know im going to heaven but heaven looks boring to me.


If things are tough, i'll hope for sth like time travel but sucide? Never!

it'l not be fair if u go to heaven and leave me in hell, I want us to go to heaven together sweetie

habby51:
u right bro, but just try 2 stop it

I operate on a safe environment... ah mean, if u really wana send a _nude to someone, u dnt include ur face..


How hard is that? phew!



Well this is meant for deeeep relationships.

Mediapace:
Cute ladies want cute men, Tayor wants cutehector tosyne2much

Mediapace go and find a girlfrnd and stop jealousing on me

Smellymouth:
Walahi, if u come near sinaj, I wee scatter your face with punch


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relax. she is just a stone throw away from where I stay.

Ur problem bro, u joined cult, I dislike cultism..


U caused all this for yourself.. sorry, u are on your own... face the music. Not even ur sis will help u.

The same tomato festival if na for Nigeria dem do am,


U go still see mama iyabo go mount canopy dey still sell tomato.. for tomato festival kwa.


I hail nigerians

Adeyeancah:
No be country wey never belleful go try am

country wey 60percent of their men get pot belle na him u say dem neva belleful?


No talk am again ooooo

Smellymouth:
ayam watching sinaj, my cute berry like :::

remember wen I snatched hateu2 from u

Love makes us do crazy things...

I prefer calls and video calls for long distant relationships..



U"d only be deceivn urself by chats only.

sinaj:
Smellymouth come and see o!





Lwkmd



Palm oil ke vegetable oil kor



Nxt one will b aboliki

smellymouth don dey dash u memes abi.

But she said she liked it. Dat it was d best sex ever

there is nothing we use to make a fight here in nigeria.




Not even salt

So why did she say I broke her heart wen I never even had sex with her? When she never even had anythn to lose in the relationship?


Op dnt leme give u a dirty slap nw



Females are just complicated. U dnt hav sex with dem, dey call u a weakling, u hav sex with dem, dey say u see dem as cheap.