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SAINTSAMURAI:
@OP OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST said: come on to me, oh yea that are heavy labour and heavily laden and i will give u rest. this verse of the bible talks about submitting urself to our lord GOD for him to give u rest, if u allow Jesus christ to be the pillar and rock of ur life then in as much that there are few, as in very few miss right in our generation today, the only spirit will lead u to a good wife, a wife that heaven will be proud of, all you need my brother is to put ur relationship in the hands of JEHOVAH, THE KING OF KINGS, and he will lead u to the perfect wife.

It is good wen I see comments like this in the romance section

agarawu23:
it's damn real. Can't u see the owner of the picture snapped it from his/her car?

They are Indians
Sex addict ppl.

let me observe well again..

adesteve0606:
Yes my brother, you will even feel ashame of yourself and your won't even be willing to do it at time. Even your gal or wife may even be avoiding you because she knows you will just arouse her and not able to satisfy her, so act fast before it is too late. Before your gal quit you, act now.

Lmao.. i'm a stud!

Good photoshop

I will just slap this op nw to receive divine sense...

So u want to fvck ur frnd's wife ryt?

erectile dysfunction is a very very bad thing

bqlekan:
none of the above..

chai... may a sexy girl locate u dis year, amen

Here I am, finish me lwkmd!

Why not make a list of the type of guys u like and ask d lord to create dem for u.

bqlekan:
how can I have a wife, a baby mama and a side chick? Biko, this isn't me..

so whch one u come get na? Pet?

Wife.... she knws I dnt joke with my favorite meal..

Vinshu:
Thanks for the tip. Corrected.

Yes too much of things are not good but Masturbation when done moderately isn't a bad thing.

i'm cool with dat school of thought.

Synzu:
LOL. The type that sucks your at 3:30am when you're deeply asleep


They make the perfect side-chics . But if you're lucky and she's domesticated + loyal, mehn... Don't hesitate to wife her!

guyyyyyyy oh mehn..... sucks my dick at 3am while asleep...


And domesticated.. my broda, wit speeeeed I dey go buy ring! Diamond one!

Synzu:
That's why I emphasised on the fact that she too has to be crazy about sex. He should try dating a freak. The type that randomly spreads her legs while sitting at a distance from you - inviting you to come in.

Such girls fulfil your every fantasy and be rest assured you won't ever need to strong hector junior

oboy... guy u hav spoil fa..



I need me dat type of Bae.. allah

I dey come make I prank lalasticlala

Vinshu:
Maturation is not a bad thing.

You guys should take a chill pill

urm masturbation u mean?


Whatever is done excessively is bad.


Even d bible says, do all things in moderation

Fiwasayo:
Think i took an expired bullet

oya begin to enta toilet fast .

Fiwasayo

Synzu:
Well you can start by getting yourself a girlfriend who's also crazy about sex.

some dude complained on front page sometime in d past he has a girlfrnd but yet still masturbates

Fiwasayo:
Lol,it wasn't directed at you,something else was... My fingers are just too fast

whch energy drink did u take abeg

Fiwasayo:
Seriously what does he want to talk to her about again?

Op,you should be glad you found out she wasn't really into you....you can just send her a message to let her know you understand what she's done, please move on...your true love is somewhere waiting for you

urm ok leme pretend ur mention was directed at d op.

It's a pity she died this way.

lwkmd... who did this to u brother?

This is just d exact thing I was telling someone in here. Nigeria won't change until we stop complaining abt Nigeria as a noun instead of nigeria as a people.

RexKexMilann:
Don't take that as an insult bro. Unless you're dumber than i initially thought. It's a piece of advice that could save you from wallowing in eternal dumbness .


Stay blessed bro .

well i'm not surprised exchanging silly words makes ur day fulfilled... as long as I remain in dis section, you"ll never make me exchange silly words with you.

RexKexMilann:
Dumbness you mean? Bro your dumbness is enough to go round a full continent .

Just take orders bro. STFU! .

i'm not gona hv ur time. Go look for some oth target.

RexKexMilann:
lol . I'm just seeking trouble jare. To fight just dey hungry me .
How have you been?

Both of dem be copyin each oda. Phew...

juhan:
oh its you, alabama guy. I knew i met u somewhere....

alabama guy . Oh yeaah..

RexKexMilann:
I tried as much as possible to avoid quoting this very post BUT i just could not.

Just STFU bro. Are you seriously giving an excuse why nobody has indicated interest in "wooing" you yet? No offense bro BUT are you 11? .

kekmilan, leme not expose ur dumbness... just stay clear off me.. will u.

Sempumping:
Dude you Lie....it means all your babes are from Umuakuko' Village ( by the way, I don't know where that is)


I can have a conversation with u for 2hrs on phone ,and am sure most nigerian women can do that too


So stop searching for girlfriends at the wrong places

umuakuko village.. I just laughed so hard


I really dnt think the word "most" is appropriate tho.