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Dem don start with there fake news

obontami:
Even if she's among iont see any biggie there


Na normal thing make prick enter toto na


Even if I fccck ur current gf, na 2 of us enjoy our selves na

Oya giv me ur babe make I boringo...

Crucify dat murraffacker....

obontami:
I don fccck countless toto like that sef

chei mk my future wife nor dey among dem oooo

unilagfreshest:
Oya mr man, which type is urs?

oboy. The thing get as e be

obontami:
I actually fall into the number 6 category I hardly make any sound if I want to cum. I remember one day like that I was fcccking a hoe and I was about to cum the bittch was expecting me to make stupid noise like a cow I also felt like screaming but I actually control myself. What I did is raising my head up looking at the ceiling and shooting my sperm into the condom while my dick is still inside her punanni.

u mean am?

Has Buhari forgotten about her so soon? Just like that?


Am going to steal my own billions too oh.

Where is d picture na? Mchew

Estharfabian:
A professional BJ giver should know It's totally Wrong to Use hands during Bj'zzzz...

my goooooosh.. esther . Chei.

Where did u learn all these from?

Estharfabian:
LoL!



hands and skills jhoor!
last i checked, You use your "Mouth" for BJsss.....

and ur hand too dear.

Last u checked.. Oh so u check bfilms.

Estharfabian:
Sweetheart...


I could do practically Anything for money... Especially if it involves my hands and skills?

lol not anything darling not anything. Not any anything.


So u could do a blow jab as money?

Estharfabian:
I'd gladly clean it sire....

berra.... u"d make a good house wife

Of course, i"d employ estharfabian

pweetychyka:
Ooooh okkk!

But ibusa people sha.....#lipssealed

lol wat abt dem? Pleeeeease tell me pleease

pweetychyka:
Okk oooo

Dats y u need to understand the tradition of your supposed fiancée before getting married!

There might be one thousand and one cultures that r more rigid n terrible that we don't know!

It is well sha!

well I like d aniocha tribe.I have a feeling it's a good one. And also the ibusa people.

bqlekan:
nothing sexy in a vertical breast. Horizontal all the way

lol I said some of dem.. besides u ain't fvking d boobs are u?

Chei... them no even hold knife sef

bqlekan:
Make Nigerians do theirs, you will be surprised at how sagged someone's breast can be, to the extent of holding a bowl of rice.

lmao... stop yabbing sagged boobs jor, some are sexy u knw

pweetychyka:
Hahahaha!

Do u still wanna get married to a lady from delta state?

naaaaaAaaah.. they should marry the gods. Pfft.

fijiano202:
some tribes will demand worshipping or bowing down to their useless oracle or shrine before u can marry their daughter's....some will tell u to buy ram or goat for a silly oracle

alryt am not marrying from delta state again. U guys have succeeded in scaring the shitt outa me..

So delta, edo, akwaibom and yoruba states are off my list...

pweetychyka:
My dear, u need to understand that in some part of the Ndokwa Nation, if ur wife cheats n still cooks for u from the money her male friend(s) give to her, u 'll suffer the repercussion (from one sickness to the other, before death sets in) if she doesn't confess ooooo!
And man don't beat their wives ooooo! If u do, and she reports u, her bro (elder or younger) will flog u oooooo (dunno if this is still in practice tho)

wife battering is not in my blood so dats nofn to worry abt.



So u mean dat if my wife cheats on me without my knowledge and she uses d money to cook for me, I will contract sickness while she goes scotfree.

The thunder dat will fire the gods in dat land is in Buhari"s desk as we chat..

One thing I always keep at the back of my mind in relationships is this



Always make him or her to fall in love with you at least everyday.

Hotlegs (check)

Boobs (missing)


Curves (missing)

pweetychyka:
Funny you!
U better understand a tradition in delta state before u think of getting married to woman from there ooooo!

so hw long does it take to understand a tradition in delta state before gettin married to a woman from there?

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] believe me man.. I'll be very sure... They're ways now..

Who wouldn't want to know the person they want to make a big business deal with?? In this case.. Sign an everlasting agreement with??..

You know we men don't rush into marriage.. We can still make children even when we're 70...(I'm not implying anything.. Just giving an instance)

So.. There'll be enough time to look for the satisfactorily fitting one, who

1. "Has my best interests at heart"

2. Hasn't generously opened her legs to every size of the male penis_ she has come across..

That's why I'm not completely against the use of that drastic means to checkmate the problem of infidelity in women..[/color]

alright, true that.

pweetychyka:
Hahahaha!

So wat den r u waiting for?

alright, leme hav ur digits..

pweetychyka:
Yea!

dats lovely.... People been telling me I should marry from delta

ichommy:
Yarsh booster

they just install it in their fones and attach a wire insyd their yansh...




I swear if dem do am, girls won't mind downloading it

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] I don't think it's unfair... The same vagina my children will come out through is the same vagina you want to allow another man's dirty_penis enter... For what naa??


Some Women deserve it, they just have this chronic problem of itchy vagina... Jumping from one _penis to another.. Smh!![/color]

oh comon obiora, hw sure are u of the wife you are gona marry if she hasn't been bleeped by all and sundry...

pweetychyka:
OP, its the entire Ndokwa Nation ooooo! Not just Ogume alone

seems u are a native of there.

I think dr is a software dat increases yarnsh...

Lalasticlala hahahaha

Some ladies still don't get it. Nothing goes for nothing. Scratch my back, I scratch ur back, it's dat easy to comprehend.