₦airaland Forum

Estharfabian:

soon nw na granny I go dey answer. I won't mind toastin ur grandmum tho.

Lavedaa:
Its not "ladies sha" its a thing of YES or NO

it's not abt u having told me if you"ve met a Nairalander or Nad. Dat statement just made me laff abt smth we discussed earlier. Whch I won't reveal to u.

Lavedaa:
Did I tell you I've met any?

lol chei. Ladies sha..

Lavedaa:
Point out the lies in my post please

still waiting for the day I will meet a Nairalander.

Haba

Lavedaa:
No friend of mine knows about this forum except the guy who introduced me to it
..Everyone I tell about Nairaland would be asking me "what's it all about? What do they do there"? And some annoying questions
I tried converting one to join but she said she doesn't like...

Still waiting for the day I'll come across a Nairalander

laveda stop lyin na.. Chei..

Ugly tin

Estharfabian:
Nah!!

You won't spend anything nah...
You'd be the best man!

esther stop zoning me! Jeez

Wetin!

U think God needs your money? Phew!


Please read the book of ecclesiastes.

You will find your answers there

Estharfabian:
What's the rush??


He should chill...Make good use of the money first.


Besides, must getting married be that expensive?
A small wedding of like 45k is enough abeg! I dunno what all these showoff is for!!

woow.. thank God I Dnt hav to spend money on your wedding day.

Kachisbarbie:
lols
Make yourself comfortable. If you know the quarrel this topic caused yesterday evening, you won't call it funny.
Personally, I maintain my maiden state of origin, though I don't have any "legit" reason to back that decision up. I await people who can elucidate, especially as it applies "constitutionally".


my dear, don't call my question daft. With all due respect,I doubt you are more intellectually sound than I am.
No offence at all

Mrs intellectuality.. your topic is daft! And I will say it again and again and again.

Don't u understand what origin means? Your root? Your father's state. Jeez. I see no reason why very obvious things like these shoud cause a debate.

ggrin:
oh really

u dey krase o. I resemble gay for your eye?

Estharfabian:
Hectora ko.?

hectoring ni... The name is borrowed sef!

amebo.

mchew.. duno why African police uniform looks like crap..

ggrin:
jus avoiding "bashing"


U fit help me?

sure I can...

saiprojects:
yes you can; send me your address and i'll post you some

like seriously?

Estharfabian:
It doesn't suit You...

lol I think my name suits you. Hectora.

saiprojects:
I read something online about some lady that bought Mr Biggs meatpie with cockroach inside it.. And that's not the only thing I've heard about Mr Biggs..I'm not trying to shame them; just saying mine is different from theirs

can I eat ur meatpie?

jashar:
True talk my brother. But then, the average Nigerian no wan die . Bad as e bad .
I remember an incident when I was in pr 4. I'm was small, I'm still small but I have huge eyes. It was a thing that made me feel self conscious then.
This guy in pri 4b, told me on assembly ground in front of all our classmates(and we many for our school oo. My class alone, we were 52 pupils) that, 'do you know you have huge eyes'?
Unfortunately for me, ground no open make I sink. Of course everyone laughed at me but small girl with sharp mouth I told him,'yeah and I love them'.
Inside, I was crushed. The day was ruined for me. I react strongly to harsh and hurtful words.
I got home and told my dad. Do you know what he did and said? He told me to get out of his sight and read my books. That I want to start following boys baa?
How do you think I felt?

I think u felt so bad about yourself. But thank God for modern movies I am watching now, I am really learning a lot on hw to be a great dad. Have u watched the family movie blackish? Really inspiring.

Urm can I see those eyes?

ggrin:
buh I'm the guy tho

oh yeaaah, ur prick is 3inches when erect. And ur kitty is as wide as wider wider.

Estharfabian:
Okay


This is Embarrassing...

What's wrong with this pipu nah? They'll be confusing someborri every time...


Are You even Sure you're a GUY??

no am not sure. I think my name is esther fabian

Estharfabian:
4.3inches??



You had A Measuring tape with You??



Anyhoo...He should go for surgery jhoor! Or Maybe y'all should Use sèxtoys nextime...It might keep things interesting! Maybe??

Ggrin is a guy!

Ggrin abeg no vex? U get kitty and dick togeda?

So what is the difference between Mr Biggs meatpie and meatpie?

lilmax:
See question

very daft question I swear. Lol even seun himself commented.

Kachisbarbie:
abeg swerve, lemme sample wider opinions.
No vex

babe see I dey kampe for dis ur thread kay... mchew!

jashar:
Teach them to have a healthy self esteem and stand up for themselves. I guess the parents too were ignorant hence they had nothing to teach.

I don't do the blame game. Something has happened, it has happened. What's the way forward? That's how I roll.

do Nigerian parents teach their children self esteem? Do they praise them for the nice things they do? All they knw is to beat them and speak harsh words to them.

Kachisbarbie:
I kept telling them it doesn't change, at a point they started trying to twist my views to feminism. I had to agree, for peace to reign


What more do I expect from you? Stop dragging seun into your reply, stand alone and stand firm
Are you not cutehector again? Stick to romance section biko...

why are nigerians so stereotyped in life? Since when did they say cutehector must only comment in romance section? Look kachisbarbie or wareva funny nick u call yaself, try and have some sense please. I can comment on any section I choose to. Alryt.

Oh my gosh they havnt met me


They will wait till thy kingdom come...

Eya I see a boy who hasn't bleeped a girl before...

jashar:
We need to teach our children values at home.

teach which children values? What has values got to do with a kid who really wanted his parents to know he was bullied in school continously and they never listened to him? Jashar cmon.

The only people am gona blame here is the parents.

Hahahhahahhaha. See me wey dey form bony face, laugh just tear my belle


Lol everybody don forget jona oooo..