₦airaland Forum

coha:
u no well

hahhahaha.... hw r u

Someone he can be fvcking in d office

Just sell condoms... Ur market will sell...

obiorathesubtle:
we never even had this conservation abi conversation?

all join

Funny enuf a number just called me now ...up to like six digits,.. And i picked



I no wan hear say dem say..


The next thing i hear na.. Entertain ur callers with exciting ring back tunes .....



See wetin shell dey cause

obiorathesubtle:
Jehovah! Mba o! Is that your stuff? Like. That's what you get supplied?

shhhh... D cops

obiorathesubtle:
this isn't weed, weed aint this strong. Only cocaine has such power.

lol i knw right.. Hav u tasted methamphetamine blue crystals?

Sommyangel:
Where the yeye lips na

kai... Ur boobs tho

This dude must be gay

CarterIV:
he was first talking casually, but when i said Shell Nigeria the verse change o, hin English accent auto-adjust... i could tell the guy just switch from casual to interview mode..i could sense the focus and concentration... Boiz are not smiling i no too drill am sha, just 10seconds... couldn't hold the laff...

hahhahhaahahahahahhahahahahahahahha onoy i just dey seriously lafff for my end here.. Kai...


I swear eh..d tin sweet die... Lwkmd @ auto adjust of accent....

CarterIV:
I PUNK'D A FRIEND WITH THIS SHELL THING TODAY, I JUST FORM SHELL HR, TO SWEETEN IT I USED LANDLINE...THE CALL WAS SWEET

hhahahhahhahahaha laugh wan kill me die.... Na dis kain jist i dey like..abeg gist me .. Wat was ur frnd's reaction

Even ur gay counterparts break ur heart... odiegwu... Men r wicked.... Ok so u can rest in peace

If to say na maheeda dey this picsure naw, nigerians for don dey castigate... Yinmu...

Lets practicalize this op... Finds a gun... I will shoot u in the head and in the chest and we will see if u r still alive

All these okrika slippers... Jollyjoy oya come and pick one

hariorh:
Happily ironing my agbada for today's party

mehn i so love ur profile pic... So fvckin hilarious

The bible says seek the kingdom of God first.. And all other things shal be added unto u... Yes, even women

Ring ring ring



Unemployed graduate: hello na who be dis abeg.



Anonymous: this is shell on the line


Phone battery signals low battery and eventually shuts down


Unemployed graduate: FAINTS and dies of heart seizure

Its so funny he graduates can be confused in life... If an interviewer asks me what is one plus one, i willl simply laugh and tell him two...and ask him bak, why do u ask... That will throw him off balance..

One needs to gerrout from his or her comfort zone.. God bless his hustle

Naah i cant marry my type of character... I love the drama ..

Jolllyjoy:




and my boo is viewing

jollyjoy's boo hey.. Can i hav some good tym with ur bae ...

I dnt get emotionally attached to girls by sex... Wen she cares for me, i adore her to the fullest.

Be rest assured that there is always a hidden motive....

Jolllyjoy:
prettythicksme is d perfect gal for u

lol her ikebe is too fat.. I like ur type of ikebe...

Yeah sure... If i marry a non igbo, den she will name the children the traditional names in her tribe...

Jolllyjoy:



bad guy

konji is seriously killin me...

Number 9 is so wrong....

Number 8 is so wrong


Number 4 is so so wrong..


The rest are so so so true

Riwo11:
The white girl topic is like the elephant in the room right now. Everyone sees it, but no one wants to acknowledge it. Well I say why not acknowledge said elephant. So here’s 10 reasons black men prefer white girls (if you’re offended, f#ck you and your feelings).


10. White girls can get their hair wet. It’s summertime. Who wants to be at the pool with a girl who’ only concern is not getting her weave wet. White girls just jump in the pool without any care.



09. White girls don’t talk back. Put a little aggression in your voice and she will do whatever you say. That doesn’t fly with other races though. They wanna fight. Always.


08. It’ easier introducing them to your family/friends. “Everyone, this is Amber," is WAY easier on the ears than, “Everyone, this is Shaniqua. Just saying.


07. White girls have WAY less restrictions in the bedroom than other races. You can basically do whatever, wherever with them. And they’ll smile through it all.


06. White girls aren’t looking to be in a rap video. Meaning when y’all go out, she’s not looking for you to buy out the bar and light the club up with sparklers. She doesn’t care about any of that sh*t. She just wants her drinks and music.


05. White girls have no problem spoiling their men with gifts. The LOVE that shit! It’s an ego boost for them. (See Kim Kardashian’s birthday present to Kanye? OK then.)


04. White girls don’t give you as many headaches as other races. There’s no nagging, complaining, and other annoying ass behavior. No running through your phone and wanting to know who such and such is.


03. White girls cater to and love to take care of their men. Cooking? No problem. Cleaning? No problem. Anything else you want? No problem.


02. You ever receive head from a white girl? I rest my case. Which all really sums up my number 1 reason black guys prefer white women:


01. White girls are just more FUN. There’s no other way to put it. If you just want to have fun without any of the negative sh*t, get you a white girl.

Source: www.riseup247.com

I like to wear boxers around wen at home... Nd just flaunt my chest... Ah dnt care who is lookin

I am very much impotent..so u shouldnt worry abt getn pregnant...

Hel yes.. And she should be raped too