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RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by trisha01(f): 11:49am On Nov 29, 2015 |
We've heard it ALL before. Right, ladies? "I know I should've insisted on using a condom , but he was just so hot/amazing/charming/ sexy/rich/famous/out of my league that I didn't want to risk ruining the moment." Let's just take a moment to explore what that actually means, shall we? So basically, what's being said here is that you didn't want to risk ruining the moment by insisting the guy wear a condom, but you were totally down with risking your entire life, health and future? Condom negotiation really comes down to self- esteem, self-respect and self-love. If we actually respect ourselves and our bodies—if we truly commit to practicing self-love and protective measures to keep ourselves safe and healthy at all times—we wouldn't even think about compromising our sexual health and safety for anyone. advertisement And please don't go by the "he/she looks clean" line based on their level of attractiveness or sex appeal because the reality is, the sexier and the better looking they are, the more sexual opportunity they have. What that REALLY means is more times they got lucky and managed to sweet-talk some poor sucker (pardon the pun) into doing the deed unprotected after using their token, adorable pouts and playing the oh-please-but-i-really-like-you card. Next time you're in a similar situation, here are some witty counter-responses to address these 7 slimy old excuses a guy may use to coerce you into having unsafe sex: 1. "But I love you." Yes, and the things we love can often kill us like chocolate, laughter, dancing, combat computer games and taking selfies whilst on vacation. Whether you love me or not, there's no way I'm having sex with you without a condom because I love myself enough to care about my body and my health. Conversation OVER. 2. "But I work out/I'm a health freak." Boy, I know you can lift, but do you even read? Maybe if you spent as much time educating yourself about sexual health as you did bench pressing, we wouldn't need to have this conversation. Read my lips, Hercules: No condom, no sex. 3. "But I'm a medical professional (or other health professional of some sort)." Yeah, so was Dr. Jekyll, and Lord knows he had a hell of a lot to Hyde. What you do for a living doesn't correlate with how sexually responsible or safe you are. Just think cocaine and sex worker-addicted ex-neurosurgeon Dr. Suresh Nair, found guilty of the manslaughter of two Sydney escorts. Having to argue with you about why I insist on using condoms is the OPPOSITE of sexy. I’m done explaining myself to you. 4. "None of the other women I've been with insisted on condoms. Maybe you have something you're not telling me." Well yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a few things I'm not telling you about (like, oh I don't know, dignity, intelligence and self-respect for a start!). Comparing me to other women you’ve been intimate with and questioning my sexual health status simply because I am sexually responsible and practice safe sex isn’t really my idea of pre-intimacy. I'm glad I've seen your true character. Thank you, I'm leaving now. 5. "But I'm married/I have kids." So did Robert Reed from the Brady Bunch but that didn't save him now, did it? (R.I.P. Mike Brady.) Sorry, but your DILF status doesn't make you any less susceptible to STI's. My stance on safe sex is non-negotiable, and if you're not willing to respect my personal choices, I don't think our relationship needs to continue. 6. "We don't need to use condoms because you can't get pregnant." Well, technically speaking, neither could the Virgin Mary, but baby Jesus was living proof that stranger things have happened. And besides, an unwanted pregnancy is the least of my concerns when it comes to unsafe sex. I don't know about you, but I'd much rather have a bump on my belly than someplace else. With God as my witness, I don't risk my sexual health and safety for anyone. No condoms, no sex. Amen. 7. "But no one our age uses condoms. That safe sex stuff is just for young people and doesn't apply to us oldies." Honey, your sexual health knowledge is just about as outdated as your genitals. There has been a dramatic global rise in STI's among seniors in the last few years, so as long as we're having sex, condoms are as necessary and applicable to us as they are anyone else. Age does not equal STI immunity. Get with the program Old Boy—no condom, no crumpet. Got it? Oh, and just in case the anachronous "I'm allergic to latex/condoms" spiel gets thrown your way, please note that non-latex condoms made from polyisoprene are available in all major stores, supermarkets and convenience stores. And to keep you one step ahead of the old "I don't have a condom with me" defense, step up and be a woman of the Millennia; keep a couple of HEROs in your handbag or purse just in case. For women living in the year 2015, carrying condoms doesn't make you a LovePeddler, it makes you smart, prepared and responsible. Practicing sexual health protection measures doesn't suggest promiscuity, but it does scream self-love and respect. By not standing up and asserting your right to practice safe sex to the men out there who insist upon challenging responsible sexual health practices, you are actually contributing to the problem. You're making it extra difficult for the women who ARE confident and unashamed to stand their sexual ground. Don't be that girl. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by Okpeyemi125: 11:52am On Nov 29, 2015 |
Hmmm |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by Nobody: 11:53am On Nov 29, 2015 |
@ #4 If he said that, I'd be scared to even sleep with him with a condom. That means going raw is a habit for him. |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by ginawest(f): 11:55am On Nov 29, 2015 |
some will even say "my d*ck is too big" 1 Like |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by Cutehector(m): 12:09pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
I am very much impotent..so u shouldnt worry abt getn pregnant... 1 Like |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by obiorathesubtle: 12:11pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
[size=15pt]mehn, girls are becoming smart, we need to change strategy[/size] |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by ebubey(f): 12:16pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by Zeedarh(f): 12:16pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
I'm allergic to cond*oms |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by ggrin(f): 12:28pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Very re-dick-lous 2 Likes |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by divinehand2003(m): 12:28pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
My phallus is too tiny, doesn't fit into any condom. |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by divinehand2003(m): 12:29pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
My díck breaks all types of condoms. It's a waste of time sweetheart, besides I don't have any disease. 1 Like |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by faith551(m): 12:43pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Why would I even have sex with a lady am not married to without condom? I know having kids is a nice experience, but am not ready to be called papa junior yet |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by Nobody: 12:46pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
I think a guy is supposed to insist on using condoms knowing fully well he isnt ready for undue responsibilities.. All those immature dudes. |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by Nobody: 12:47pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
faith551: |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by Nobody: 12:49pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
You mean Corn? Who doesn't like it? 1 Like |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by hatux: 1:52pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
End time thread! |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by arnold123: 4:01pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
trisha01:naive human being naxo ur fada use condom sleep with ur mama produce u, u talk breeze, have u heard of a HIV test? I am not sure my girl don't like condoms so the best way is to be faithful to each other!!! U talk anyhow o.p pikin |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by mandonnels(m): 5:30pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
ginawest:guess u r so experienced in dat area. runs away |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by nubanyguy1: 5:50pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
:like seriously?! |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by Youngpo413: 5:59pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
PunkyVeer:Naija ladies hates condoms,they will be very happy if yyou fuccck raw,forget all their use condoms "tori" its copy and paste and in reality they don't mean it. |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by Nobody: 6:08pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Youngpo413: Wow, really? Maybe they haven't seen someone dying of AIDS before. 1 Like |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by Interesting15: 7:42pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Guys, we need to be serious with our lives. Something happened yesterday. A woman that was hale and healthy during the day (she even attended a financial seminar). And when it's evening, she was just feeling little pains, and it was increasing, that she almost died. And she was like, 'is this how people die? You don't know when death might come. Live your life for God. Accept Jesus Christ into your life today, before it's too late. So you can reign with Jesus Christ in His Kingdom Heaven. This message might be for you. What if you die tomorrow? |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by arnold123: 9:32pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
PunkyVeer:maybe na aids na e kill the op's papa kmt rubbish! |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by arnold123: 9:35pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy:it is only a stewpid bitatch that don't now how to target her ovulation period |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by Nobody: 9:43pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
arnold123:what a mentality! |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by arnold123: 12:06am On Nov 30, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy:na waa for u do! |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by arnold123: 12:07am On Nov 30, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy:I saw ur pic ur fuaking ugly |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by Nobody: 5:17am On Nov 30, 2015 |
Too many advise on this forum lately! |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by Nobody: 7:38am On Nov 30, 2015 |
arnold123:how many humans have you created? |
Re: RIDICULOUS Excuses Guys Use To Avoid Using Condoms by IamLEGEND1: 9:36am On Nov 30, 2015 |
we need to upgrade all strategies don enter our enemy hand now. |
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