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AirstarKane:
It's you that's working with Dangote I should be asking o

hmmm... Hw manyt times will i tell u dangote ddnt work... Besides, i'm in ph now

AirstarKane:
Good Morning citizens of Golden city. How was you night. Today is Friday. Thank God it is my mon cherie @DTOBS love you plenty &enjoy your day personally

christmas hav reach... Whr is my christmas gift

Applaner:
op wait o

















de man no fit turn himself??


den make him de dey nau

like as if he has got a turnmyselfon button

Shell haba... Watagwan.... Send us mail na... Shuo... N
Abi na wen christmas reach una go send us mail? Wetin

Laugh my ass out...i am tryn to imajine some nigerian girls talkin dirty....


Mrsphyno... Can u talk dirty?

Valeree:
same here, and i get quickly noticed in the public too. I'm 5:8 but i look 6 footish with slight broad shoulders and wide hips and when I go on heels, they say I look intimidating even to those I have no business looking intimidating to.

lol u havnt seen ladies who r 6ft and above who look stunning.... U still seem short to me

Attention seeker.. Gerrara here mehn...




Posters please ignore this dude.....

She be black bra cultist na...

1 i love u: it takes time for a guy to fall in love with a girl... And d sad part is dat these ladies just fall in love too easily.. And just want to knw if d guy loves dem bak, the guy only says it just to make her happy...

2. I am single.. Yeah all guys are single until u see a ring on their finger... Hardtruth..

3. I am not into looks. : well, this statement is true tho.. Not all are into looks so ladies, when u hear this, believe it.

4. I make x amount of money.. Got nothin to say on that.

5. I want to get married.. Its so ironic hw ladies just want to get deceived. Like me, i will neva eva hide my marriage plans. Its seven years fm now.. So future wifey, seven years from now is very enuf for me to build a bright future for u.. I am pretty sure u can wait...

6. I am not lookin for a serious rship.. Alright this os for dem players. I am very responsible.


7. Its just not sex... Hmmmm..... Keeps quiet..

8. I dont find her attractive.. Ladies ladies ladies, u gotta knw this, every lady is unique in her own way.. Dat u dnt hav big ikebe doesnt mean u dont have wisdom.... Think!!!! I am attracted to sensible ladies, not physical looks! So wenneva u catch me lookin in anoda lady's direction, dnt get worried...

9. Phew


10 mchew...

ronald4lif:
Number 5 works pretty good, like magic. In this times where the society is mounting mastodonic pressure on ladies to get married and with some absorbing themselves in the 'age factor' propelling them to wanting to get married, all one need do is just tell they're looking forward to settling down soon for most ladies to unclasp their defences.

In some cases, you don't even have to mention it, they employ their intuition and can 'tell' when a guy is 'equipped' for marriage and will be all over them. Your list is faultless and 5 tops it for me.

But permit me to add, this approach works only for guys who are in most cases, indeed, suitable for marriage with a propitious career. Not for some bloke who's largely still dependent on their parents/sponsor for livelihood.

Although some ladies are too gullible and can be hoodwinked with the 'marriage cliche' even when the fella in question is jobless, unambitious and unenterprising. One then wonders how she and her kids expect to be cartered for if such marriage happens.

you are right brother.. Whenever i see the truth, i always admit to it.. Buh the sad part is dah, most girls will neva heed to advice. You tell dem to be careful with guys and dey do exactly the opposite.

Its so so laughable to hear tall girls sayin dey cant marry guys who r shorter dan dem ... And wen u hear their reason, u ljust laugh at her in ur mind...


Things like, i dont want my kids to be short! like seriously? Where whr u wen genetics was being taught in school? Huh....

spicy244:
Cos we are wonderful

dah doesnt apply to those always wearing high heeled stiletto..

Loool dem goons r already derailing ...laugh wan kill me die ...



Happy birthday prettythicksme... (Dis ur moniker sef) very weird.... Besides, wats dah pretty name of urs?

Mawnin estharfabian...

nevi12:
Mhen twas terrible thereby causin crz traffic today......lots of trailers nd tankers on d road today any turn leads to crz traffic

chk ur mail

Husbands arent scarce.. That i knw... Its just dat the ladies should try to change their mindset.


And i keep tellin ladies, always pray to God dat he may blesss ur future husband.. Rich husbands dont originate overnight u knw, it takes hardwork and God's blessings to be successful in life.

In the past, i used to think dat in order for u to knw d depth of d love a girl has for u, if she stands by u wen u hav nothing, she will definitely stand by u in everythn.. Buh i was very wrong.. Situations nowadays have changed dat mindset tho... I tend not to front any girl until i am capable enough in taking care of her as well.

Forensic accounting.

My only bestie is Jesus....

Aint funny

oluface:
pls how do i observe her flaws?

ask her... She will tel u..

oluface:
how do you handle fault in opposite sex

i seek to knw her flaws.... And understand we all make mistakes at some points in our lives. I dnt like people who appear all too perfect to me.

Nansense..... Shitts on thread

Hell yes.....

MrsPhyno:
I no dey do shakara na..... I no even sabi how sef

look at u.... Laffs. Leme knw wen ur ready to play wid me....

MrsPhyno:
Good to know. E be like say u dey ignore me for NL too b4

ur shakara was too much na....

fastjett:
Mikel Obi, Obafemi martins and other Big Igbo guys abroad.

like me right....

Rip dude

MrsPhyno:
Why u mention am naaaaa I'm still recovering from b4.... And u ignored me the whole time

phone spoilt.... Am browsin with my dad's ipad... And its not jailbroken..so no whatsapp.... I'v got skype and facetime

Lol his name is like voldermort.. Just doesnt hav to be spoken

wordbank:
Darven can't deny sh!t like this

laugh my ass out .... He cant try it...

Buhari is just using dis opportunity to travel around the world..... Smth he hasnt done before in his entire life... Me wen i become president, i will travel outside space sef... Buhari neva see anythn..nigeria will suffer eh..chei

Estharfabian:
Don't fall my hand...

Haven't tasted it...or even seen 'em before...

i will kill u right now lol....



Yh ah knw u dnt like afang.....



Still riding bikes?