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So he expects dwife to pat him on d bak for a job well done ryt?

Green card ooooooooo. I wan run go norway.

D season

omonnakoda:
Can you write English or any other Nigerian language?

don't display your callousness here. This is not a business forum!

omonnakoda:
Google is your friend

Amputee driver

Don't talk ignorantly

bros abeg eh.. No worry, if u see dis kyn driver for d bus wey u go enta, no come down I beg u..

If I hear say e work.

Chei.... Just imajin trailer comin with high speed to jam u...

MrsPhyno:
Don't marry for looks !

phyno's chic shey u wan mk thunder fire u

Nw leme see any girl dat will tell me nonsense abt me not marryn for looks, thunder dat will strike her eh...

nodwus:
What you won't tell people is that tretinoin is teratogenic and can be harmful to a unborn foetus , hence it is only available on prescription. People go to your doctor or pharmacist for medication

am sure u ddnt read the post between lines, now u will see a link I posted for more information concerning those who can use tretinoin... I can't post evrythn here else it will be too long to read... Please read well before typn nonsense. Thanks

Harrysong- Reggae Blues
remix ft. Mourinho
Chorus.
Afta d matches face d boo (d
blues, d
blues)
Make u do as I do (I do, U do)
Enjoy d matches Chelsea lose
(d blues, don
lose)
Share d pts n score d goals(d
pts d goals)
Every team wana win (d blues
d blues)
As far as IVANOVIC dey play
(dey play dey
play)
Wingers o pop champagne
oo.... Aahhha ahaaa
Verse1.
Bobo c Naismith wey dem dey
boo(dey boo
dey
boo)
He don turn Amokachi d bull(d
bull d bull)
Mourinho dnt know wat to do
(to do to do)
Oga Abrahimovic just dey look
(dey look dey
look)
If Ivano play dem must lose
(must lose must
lose)
Porto na tiger bitee d blues (d
blues d
blues)
Oya now
Dem Hazard oooo
He don taya ooooo
If Mou no sell lvanovic
Dem go still dey lose.
Jesu


Cc: lalasticlala

Mcheew

Wtf!!!! Disabled persons aren't allowed to drive! Nw I knw FRSC is fvcked up!

Awwwwwwwwwn.. Dis is d kind of lov I"m talkn abt...

Flies into the thread in my chopper....

yomi007k:
Go cook am chop now ....lol

lol I"m a vegetarian

Me buy pant for my babe? Wen last she buy me boxers?

Me to I dislike it wen a lady puts up this "I am too perfect" kinda personality.. I can cook well, wash well, etc... It annoys me

Vinshu:
It's OK to discuss sex before marriage. It's a good thing. But actually having sex before marriage is not needed. That is just lust.

chei wen u marry guy wey dey impotent, thank the op for this piece.

michaelou:
just pray say make u no jam or meet genophobic babe"

Godforbid. Chei. Thunder wey go fire am eh.

michaelou:
if u jt mention the word se* they will tag u as a fuckaolic" and create an automatic profile for you. There was this girl sef that I told: she said " I don't want to discuss sex until I am ready for it", so is it when u want to do it gan that you will now talk about it I said,na im she talk yes o.

d babe na weyrey... Na dem even do am pass sef

Nw let me see any nepa official at my gate, I go carry my german shepherd take pursue am... Nonsense.

Pls neva do blind dates!

Click here, thank me later.


https://www.nairaland.com/2649659/final-bustop-diehard-acne-face

U need permision and advice frm nairalanders befor marryin abi? U don enta one chance

As d "good guy" people think I am, (may Dey not ne deceived) I was discussin sex wit a gurl, she is a frnd of mine sha, so she was like, so hector u knw all this things, I tot u wr a good guy, I come tell am, wait ooo, shey God no knw why him giv man dick and woman kitty?



Even pastors who u think are righteous do bad things in d bedroom.. Den na me, hector go dey form holier dan thou...

GodnGold:
Some things are not comic relief Hector.

gerrara hia wit ur outdated sense of humour

E be like cow meat...

horexy:
Same here...but mine's on the 15th, 9am
Don't even have my 1st degree certificate yet

u just made another person lose dr chance of getn an invyt!

Am just still wondering if oshiomhole has pink lips!

Go carry broom and packer start to sweep am na... U dey wait for government?

Na d season be dat.