₦airaland Forum

@ i have a favourite Nairaland member.
and i made myself a promise that i shall meet them very soon.

Out of 121 countries assessed
Nigeria ranks 117th on the global peace index.
It means that Nigeria is 5th from bottom as a place to live in peace.

my eyes are well.
seen everything.

Raymand:
Anyone online? i'm so bored i want to slit my wrist right now. . .

hope u have a digicam. u can then
slit your wrist and start recording it.
upload to you-tube b4 u faint and die.
I would thank you 4 the entertainment
in my posting of an obituary.

JAMAICA has already been using Ethanol in automobiles and machinery that uses petroleum.

so i am lesbo.

i miss her lying lips
her underfed body on my screen
i miss insulting her
i miss she trying to con me
i miss, i miss, i miss

i did not fire my gun lastnite.

this entire thread is so predictable.
someone make a comment
another gets offended.
The tribalistic monster appear
Then it gets personal
insults flinging left and right
and the "unity" of Nigeria is shattered

Everyone knows who i am. i have not tried to hide myself.
its just that Mr. GESTAPO has an irascible [/b]and i[b]ntemperate disposition.
Traits that characterize a FOOL!!!! _{i can never be a coward}

he is jamaican.

whats there to tell?
geez, am amazed at the gullibility and the gossipy nature of most Nairalanders.
am still trying to figure out why its like that.
its "girly men" trait to be so nosy.

i have been to jail(not prison)

was he a child soldier too?

i

i want to tell seun to be a good ambassardor for Nigeria.

Not to behave in a way for outsiders to continue the Stereotype. <and that is just the nicer part> _{have to go. driving to the country in the next 10 min.}

since you publicly asked what WE think. let me be the first to tell you my thoughts.
I THINK YOU SHOULD SHUTUP!!!!!
do not take my words as an attempt to insult,
but see them as a reaction,
caused by frustration,
in trying to understand what, in Obasanjo's nosehole,
you were talking about.

You can have this!!!!!!!. <middle finger>

segoye2:
@ Cute_and _HOt,

Well, can I have a clue of what you want to tell him? atleast, a problem half shared is half solved!

where did you get this nonsense of a quote? utter rubbish. an example.

A blind man got his daily newsspaper, but as he is blind, he could not read it. He encountered a passerby and ask HER assistance in reading the material.
However, SHE could not read tell me in what way is his problem half-solved?

just enjoy. tell me if you get it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VHVgdGwKGs4&mode=related&search=

and here i was thinking that the quality of an image had to do with the

size of the lens.
iso settings
shutter speed
aperture opening
white balance
and of course the amount of pixel crammed onto the sensor.

but am always learning.

lady sovereign ------- love me or hate me

@bamidele _{when i c your name i just had to give u a slap}
why are u so lean and not straight? u a confused male?

this one i just could'nt resist.

B-boy = batty boy say its a lie!!

lady sovereign----- love me or hate me.

Omo Eko:
stupid song

STUPID COMMENT!!!!!

Creamish:
Tatafo queen----remove d tree in your eye first ooooo _{*u own pass log*}

stupid CUNT!!! when i make a comment, i say it so u and all others can understand.
dont hide behind your dialect and attempt to insult.
if i dont understand what you have said, then you have not insulted. foolish
Incidentally, that "oooooooo" thing. It is now a popular way here , to say "i am foolish/stupid. We got it from watching Nigerian movies
its now used mockingly to evoke laughter. thought you should know.

hahahahaha

classic example to which i speak! neary a comment against which i speak.

@nosa101. i will need your help. your mouth is not there yet.