₦airaland Forum

I have this device for sale @ N26,000 only, and it's about a week old. The warranty isn't void and all the accessories, receipt are intact. I'm in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State. If you're interested, indicate here pls

I don't even understand this Nairaland thing.

God bless you

He needs no introduction at all. Cyril Stober, an ace newscaster
on the Nigerian Television Authority (NTA) has
been around for decades, pursuing his passion in
his chosen career, broadcasting. Before the
advent of private stations in Nigeria, listening to
the NTA news at 9 everyday was always a
wonderful moment for many families in Nigeria.
Watching Frank Olize, Hon. Abike Dabiri on NTA
Newslines and all the stories of what was
happening around the country was amazing.
Saturday mornings were also magical with the
likes of late Yinka Craig on Morning Ride.
Watching Sienne All Well Brown, Ruth Benemesia
Opia, John Momoh and the late Tokunbo Ajayi on
NTA news was so intriguing. Everybody admired
the authority and eloquence with which they
delivered the news. He's anchored several editions of NTA news and other programmes for years. Let's hear your wishes for him. Congrats, Cyril Stober!

Jenny1010:
Men are known to possess high level of sexual urge, and can easily lose control of themselves and become irrational when sexually aroused especially when the opposite sex is on sight, they literally starts thinking with their joystick. Whatever you do, for your own safety stop offering your joystick to strangers ( prostitutes, one night stand, etc) for mouth-action. Stop risking your life for few minute ecstasy. Only enjoy mouth-action with your wife or girlfriend whom you have known for a longtime.

I heard a shocking story yesterday, although unverified, but I believe people should learn from this story. The victim, A final year student of one of the university in Nigeria, invited a girl he met on Facebook to come visit him. Around 1am in the night, the hostel mates were woken up by a loud scream protruding from the victims room. They rushed to find out what the problem was, but the door was locked. After several knock on the door without any responds, they decided to force the door open. When the door was forced open, they were meet with a shocking sight of the victim naked in pool of blood with his joystick almost detached from his groin. And in the other side few distance from the victim, is the girl naked and making a rhythmic movement of the arms and legs, which signifies she was having an epileptic seizure. She was giving the victim a mouth-action when the seizure started.

Seizure in Epilepsy patients is often triggered when the brain is in a state of high excitement or anxiety. The experience includes stiffen and tight clicking of the teeth for several seconds to a minute (imagine your joystick in her mouth at this moment) and then having an rhythmic movements of the arms and legs. Often the rhythmic movements slow before stopping. The return to consciousness is gradual and the person may be confused for quite some time --minutes to hours.

Have you ever consider if that stranger you are offering your joystick for a mouth-action is epileptic? Like HIV/AIDS , epilepsy is not written on the face . That handsome or beautiful face might be suffering from epilepsy.

Better be warned.

So men think with their joystick and women with what? I dnt blame you. Better go and concentrate on your studies

When will they REPLY etisalat by bringing up N1,000 for 1GB data? Rubbish!

Cool!

Got it! Dialled five times, got it five times. Meeeeennn!!! But, how to check balance. Tho it's not browsing

tyconcepts:
Do we have to predict?

I just felt like telling you guys what will be.

Lol

3-1 to Ivory Coast

Did u say Maupe Ogun is sexy? Hmm

BREAKING NEWS
An Abuja high court has vacated the
injunction preventing the name of Mr Udom
Emmanuel to be submitted to INEC as the
candidate for the governorship election in
Akwa Ibom State under the platform of PDP!

I would have preferred 15-Point Prayer for 2015!

Pix from the twitter handle..

Here:
A High Court of the Federal Capital Territory
sitting at Kubwa,on Friday restrained the
Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), from
forwarding to the Independent National
Electoral Commission (INEC), the result of
Akwa Ibom State Special Congress held for
the election of its governorship candidate for
2015 election.
Akwa Ibom state PDP chapter had on
December 8 held the convention for the
purpose of producing a gubernatorial
candidate in the state for the 2015 general
elections.
Justice Y. Halilu who granted an ex-parte
application that was filed by a chieftain of
the PDP in Akwa Ibom State, Chief Ime
Effiong Ekanem, ordered the party not to
send the outcome of the said congress or
the name of any one as it gubernatorial
candidate for the state until January 5, when
the substantive suit will he heard.
Cited as defendants in the suit were the PDP,
its National Chairman and the National
Secretary of the party.
Besides, Justice Halilu, issued an order for
the substituted service of the motion on
notice, originating summons, and all other
processes in the suit on the 2nd and 3rd
defendants by serving same on the office of
the Legal Adviser of the PDP at its
heaquarters in Abuja.
He however declined request for the
abridgement of time for hearing of the case,
saying the prayer could not stand in view of
the Christmas and New year break.
“All processes and the Originating Summons
shall be filed and served before the next
adjourned date”, the Judge ordered.
The orders were made Friday after the court
heard the motion ex-parte dated and filed
December 10, together with affidavit in
support and an affidavit of urgency that was
deposed to by one Elvis Lifu Egodo, a
litigation officer with Messrs Rickey Tarfa &
Co, counsel to the plaintiff.
Source: Nigerianewstoday

If feeders from different sources are true, then Akwa Ibom State chapter of the PDP may not yet have nominated its flagbearer for the 2015 governorship polls. This is as a result of the action of several other contestants in the said primaries which took place on the 8th of December, 2014.
An online source, has confirmed what may appear in one of today's national daily, owing to the fact that a court action yesterday in Abuja, must have put the jubilant former managing director of Zenith Bank, Mr Udom Emmanuel who is believed to have won the primaries on "hold" till January 2015.

Hmmmmmmm

I got just 50MB valid for 3 days. I tried 100,200 but was told that "The codes are not compatible with my current plan"

stonemind:
i got this but I can't use it to browse

guy, na you select this font style?

Reports by the sources via the BBC suggest the former president must have crossed the border into Ghana

kennygee:
27 years?

Yeah yeah!

There are jubilant scenes in the West African nation, Burkina Faso, as the president resign after 27 years. A top military chief says he is now the head of state amidst protest. Details soon

The drama continues..

The drama continues. .

ice234:
My view: she isn't

Okay.

ice234:
Yes I believe this with faith. I am holy due to the fact that Christ is in me and it is the basis for my holiness, its not of my own accord or will but through Christ our Lord.
I am made of the image of Christ therefore I am holy. Whenever I sin and ask for forgiveness, my sins are wiped away.

I love this. Thanks, ice

vooks:

2 Corinthians 5:21King James Version (KJV)
21 For he hath made him to be sin for us, who knew no sin; that we might be made the righteousness of God in him.

If you read your Bible, you would avoid senseless disagreement
Paul in Romans is talking of the state of man that necessitates the blood of Jesus shed on calvary. He is saying all have sinned and is quoting Psalms 14:1-3,53:1-3. The law won't suffice to make us right with God. Please read the entire chapter and quit hating

Thanks for the "sense". Now, read my post again carefully. I have a Bible and NO one is hating anybody. Do you know anything about self appraisal?

Romans 3:10 says "As it is written, there is none righteous, no, not one"
I was considering the lyrics of Sinach's song, I Know Who I Am. I don't agree with her on some points. Though i know that, as Christians, we always strive to live a righteous life and be holy just as He taught us now, hear this bridge:
"I am holy, i am righteous.." I paused and replayed it several times. Then my mind went straight back to that portion of the Bible. I'm wondering if this is only a faith talk or a total declaration. What's your take?

Okay

Chelsea wins.. 3-1

A win for United. Waiting...

SammyHoe: I subscribed for the 1+1 gig data two days ago and it didn't work since then after they have deducted my #1500. Pls is anybody experiencing the same problem?

Bros that tin don end. Call 111 to refund