₦airaland Forum

snthesis:
this topic is classic am actually cracking up , 4evayoung is a clown and see hw all d girls ar queuing up, trying to sucker up to him- guess it says alot abt the peeps commenting.
if u rili wnt wife mtrl go yaba, or marina, any local market u go get am plenty plenty.
anoda wierd tin i dnt c girls saying stuff abt being tagged as wife matrl- were is ebonyeyes wen u need her.

p.s
i dnt wnt to hear abt girls crying that they have been scammed afterwards oh!

ROFLMAO.Wify search is till on?havent u found any yet?



Where them girls ready to marry?Please contact him fast.be his better half and enjoy the good things life has to offer.lol

Aproko:
lol ,  well, i have friends, plenty sef with wife material written all over them. i'll recommend if he is serious really.

Be careful d way u go around on nairaland doing approko o.is that clear?lol
How else do want him to demonstrate seriousness?by posting pics like some of those onitcha boys?lol.pls no offences meant to my brothers from onitsha.Contact him or ask whoever you are recommending to.Thats what I think anyway. or is it that you contacted him and he didnt sound serious?.Where is the psoter self?you posted and went into hiding.are you shy?lol.hope you aint here to fool us Mr wife finder?lol

Aproko:
what is with the search for wife today?

can i assume its raining men??

real aproko thats who u are.lol

if u can date him or u know someone who might be interested why not recommend.one good turn deserves another.lol.I unfortiunately dont ve friends

I unfortunately dont have friends I can hook u up with.I wish you goodluck though.Be careful with the girls here.many are very nice and funny though.I dont knw abt their being homely or decent,but there must be some very decent ones.You might be lucky.Many are hooked up too.wish u well.but do u have the money n all what it takes?

It amazes me how NLders advice ppl to break up.could it be because some aint enjoying their relationship or because many are single and jealous of those who aren’t?why cant you proffer a solution without mentioning break-up?na wa for una sha.


@poster I have put my thoughts in-between your story. read and get back to me

Hello Nairaland(some courtesy),

I am in a BIG trouble (poor respectful,humble and seemingly homely girl that cares to keep her home intact)
Few days ago my boyfriend of 4 months called me in the morning to say hello. he asked how i slept.(meaning we were just getting really strong after we started?)
I told him I had a dream about a stranger, who gazed at me.  I was running down the stairs and the stranger continued to looking at me.
My b/f asked if I was attracted, and if something else happened between us in the dream (!)(I assume u  wld complete this statement thus---and I answered yes that we had great intimacy or intimacy of some sort)
I thought he was joking, but unfortunately he was serious about my dream. he said that my subconscious was cheating.(He was a bit immature here and wanted you to calm him down or make him believe it was only a dream and that dreams can just be dreams with no relationship with real life-some dreams can be a revelation anyway)
I was shocked!!!! (You were supposed to know him better n how he reasons.You shoildnt be surprised cos an immature dude would display some immaturity within 4months of serious fun)
My day begins with thoughts about my BF and the day ends with thinking about him!!(yet you find it easy to take the dumb funny advice Nlders who don’t feel your pain or don’t even know a thing about your bf(or ex), are giving.Many of them wouldn’t do what they advised you to do especially the fat mamas cos their sorry a.s.ses would b left single. sorry, but it’s the truth)
how could he think that my subconscious is thinking about someone else?(Your bf wasn’t sure what to feel. not like he believed it.)

I need your advice
what should i do ?(You should have kept to yourself for a while and watched him rather than acting ‘mature’ by breaking up as many of the a.s.ses here would say)

He is not calling. not answering my messages (he is enjoying it, he might still love you as he has always loved u)


But why do you girls find  it difficult to tell if a guy is not genuine? It’s so easy. I will tell you the girls here when I have some time. Have a lot to do right away.Besides I may not have so much time to reply emails.If you must send your quaries/inquiries to  cute.romantik@gmail.com  , I will do my best to reply.


The final test. Has he called you since, is he coming after you?
Do you know what to do and believe if he comes begging?
Tell you later

Come numaj can u help me get a fairly used BB tour for cheap?u must really be feeling like a star.lol

I will recommend that only on one set of conditions- either u want to use it btw u n ur wife or for ur dad n mum or ur uncle n his wife or ur aunt n her husband.when ready,contact me anyhw u can.open a fake email n post it here.I cant post my email nomore.I wil try n contact u.heard of sth better than the one u are asking for.It's so good Americans cant xxxxx the effect.Anywayz till then,
lata


Just in case u get them somhw,pls use recommended dosage to avoid health issues

pritybevx:
U cant blame them, too much pressure

Exactly

nihun:
You are a goat.

If u were in my class I may ve replied d way u wantd me to but since u aint all I wanna do is give u d previlege to have me talk to u.be thankful.n learn nt to let ur mouth run anyhw.is dat ok child pikin?

@poster
You have a point
@others
think critically b4 replying.ok?
This young man hasnt said anythg strange.He didnt say all beautiful women.Even at that,research shows that most prostitutes in New york,CA,Alabama,Ohio,IL,OK,TX,etc are finer than the average american.While some are xtremely beautiful others wld score a 7/10 .Research in  london and scotland  shows that escorts can be very beautiful too.In Nigeria,esp in the east,asaba,lagos,benin and abuja prostitutes can be very fine n hot too.check out d white girls in VI donig their thg.so what are we not saying?
Poster carry go.

bliv me he is in your drawer or wardrobe.doest kiss n tell,he is loyal n humble.he lets u send him into any trouble ,even d wildernerness.he is gentle wen u want him to n can be rough too.better stick with him 4lyf

Mavenb0x:
Cuteromntc, which one is it?
1. You're gay
2. You have transgendered into female

Doesnt he look a bit funny? Doesnt je look too young to say ye yea he is fine or nt?does he nt look roipoish?plus a bit sick?
Did I tell u I do men? be careful maven.I deserve an appology here n now or else .hw ve u been smallie?tot u werent coming back to this boring forum

he looks a bit ok but roipoish.he looks a bit sick as well.too young 4me 2really assess

@Madlady
I was joking as well.If u say u havnt had a guy cheat on u, I would rather u rephrase n say u havent dated a guy for more than a day .Yes I aint a bad guy but I just bliv,with wat I see around ,that guys like me n my friends aint just common.Hence I said wat I said.Wats d relationship btw humour and cheting? .Wonders in this land shall neva end 

T-charged:
Nigerians are actively involved in online dating. I know so many Nigerian couple (dating and married) who met online.
People should learn to be truthful online.

u r so right.One thing I want to add is that Nigerian ladies should learn to expect the possible in such.For many of us humans,online dating is more or less like some perfect setting of pure romance where evrythg is right with no quarrels,no arguments(we somtyms avoid arguments to save airtym,online tym esp 4those of us that work).Truth is online dating isnt some moments in mill n bones.We all should learn to open our hearts to trust.We should also make ourselves trustworthy.kapich
Im kinda busy may be back to complete this

madlady:




He must love you lots. If you really do not like what he said, then withhold his conjugal rights

U women have no idea why men cheat(apart 4rm d no reason reason).
@poster deny him his conjugal right n i bet he will deny he ever loved xes with u.

Mimicole:
Mama gee, mama gee, is it nt rather early 2 b competing 4 d lamest poster of d yr award??

When I see stuff like this on nairaland,it gives me hope that there are intelligent girls around to marry.Make sure u dnt just end up being a house wife like mama-gee some women oh.it''s actually idle hosewives that can come up with such lame(according to u) posts.I like ur style mimicole

please re-write your story.I aint got patience this time.anyways get another boyfriend if u are a rel addict,if not concentrate on ur studies

deor03:
^^^^^
Excellent unbiased advice

Mr lecturer how do u know wat's excellent n wat's nt?

@poster
U myt b d one to help him get out of d hurt.U might be d one he needs to change his opinions about women (those he fromed as a result of his break-up).U myt be d one God wants to use to save his life.be patient n watch how things unfold.But I also heard that Yorubas hardly marry non-yorubas.so bear that in mind.If u ve any fear of God in u,pray.
U sound like u grew up in Ghana or somewhere around WA.All d best

@poster
Is that possible?No one can tell me that.Someone actually told me she didnt want me cos she has never dated anyone' finer' than her.It wasnt funny cos I really liked d girl.She was serious until everythg died down.
Most babes/dudes should be nice enuf not to say anythg nasty about anyones look. hubba hubba

I dnt knw all d reasons guys fake love(sex shld b one) but to tell his love is 'fake' check his patience with u.that works almost always.

I will send my comments to tales by moonlight  comments@talesbymoonlight.com.  right?

I will send my reply/explanation to tales by moonlight comments@talesbymoonlight.com. right?

i-Guru:
I thank God, because this is[b] my year of greater light.[/b]
If not for the love of God, Nigerians will open a school of militant and even a company to employ them.
To say it all God U Are Too Much!

I feel you brother because it's my year of greater light.That means God's light illuminates all aspects of my life n everythg I put my hands to do in 2010.Darkness cant comprend it.Increase,Sucess,prosperity,love,etc.

Feel me?

The poster probably used the title to attract you guys.Im sure he knows /should know Stealing has nothing to do with looks.