there was a man sittin at a bar just lookin at his drink. he stayed like that for half an hour.
then a big trouble-makin truck driver stepped next to him, took the drink from d guy and just drank it all down.
the poor man started cryin. the truck driver said,"come on man, i was just jokin. here, i'll buy you another drink. i just cant stand seein a man cryin"
no its not that. this day is d worst of my life. first i fell asleep n i was late to my office, my boss in an outrage fired me. wen i left d buildin to my car, i found out it was stolen, d police said they cld do notin, i found a cab to go home n wen i left it i remembered i left my wallet n credit cards there.i went home n wen i got there, i found my wife sleepin wit d gardener. i left home n came to this bar. and wen i was thinkin about puttin an end to my life u showed up n drank my poison

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"
"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."

ibadan ni le

it took me a long while to understand d topic
mennnnnnn, cant help wonderin why someon would disgrace imself dis much
can someone pls correct d poor guy

I LOVE BREAD, CALL IT ADDICTION IF U LIKE BUT D TRUTH IS THIS :I EAT BREAD ALMOST EVERY MORNIN WITH BLUEBAND MAGARINE N A HOT CUP OF MILO.
ITS MY BEST BREAKFAST ANYTIME ANYDAY
NEVER GET TIRED OF EATIN IT

romans 9:15-16

for He said to Moses, i will have mercy on whom i will have mercy n i will have compassion on whom i will have compassion ,for it is not of him that willeth nor of him that runneth but of God that showeth mercy

ecc 9:11

The race is not to the swift
       or the battle to the strong,
       nor does food come to the wise
       or wealth to the brilliant
       or favor to the learned;
       but time and chance happen to them all.
1 cor 1:27-29

27But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. 28He chose the lowly things of this world and the despised things—and the things that are not—to nullify the things that are, 29so that no one may boast before him.
and finally

for He said to me my grace is sufficient for you for my strength is made perfect in weakness

congrats on reachin d second stage
i kow that for any interview, puttin on suit will be ur best bet
u must be formally dressed especialy 4 bankin jobs
a white shirt or light blue shirt is also appropriate
all d best

hi evryone,
has anyone written d test
pls lets know d no of questions to expect
is current affairs included
tans

sagitarius tanks 4 d info

hi, also received a text for 30th april 1pm
all d best to everyone writin d test

hi everyone,
also got a text from NBC for an apptitude test for 8.30am on the 17th, excellence hotel ogba and take along my original copies of credentials
i was called last year for the test but cldnt write it becos i hadnt finished my service year n cldnt produce a discharge cert.
anyway sha, i was told to check my mail box 4 further details but i avnt got any mail from dem
hope it comes soon
i'll den post d details
all d best 2 all of us

oceanic , fidelity, and zenith are currently recruitin

tanks iceblue, bjibola and recknass
guess i will just av to pkip practicing my gmats and also kip practisin being confident
iceblue ,tanks for d scriptures
i wish u all d best

could i ask u guys wat has been your secret,
i mean wat would b ur advice to dose who dint pass d test
pls hope u reply cos i knw a lot of pple would benefit
tanks

congrats to everyone who has reached the final stage
i wish u all da best
i was called for d test but was later sent a txt informin me i dindnt pass d test
i felt very bad considering d fact dat it was my first test ever
later met someone who passed
i asked him 4 his secret and he told me 2 kip practising gmats
anyway iv gone to buy one n im now practisin real hard
especially now dat im finin my nysc in 13 days time
i really hope to do wll in my next test
once again, i wish u all d best
insight is a very good place

i think USA will b a better option in terms of gettin a job there after graduatin
i know friends who have graduated from UK schools and still cant get a good job to match their qualifications
all da best

good to know ther are so many chocs lovers like me
truly speaking chocolates is my ist love im in love with chocs
milk chocs are my favorites