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payne_leex: close is an understatement dear, I know her mum n popman and I speak with dem. We just couldn't date. Her Ex-bf(wale) is also my gud friend. She was d first girl I met in OOU.

Really? U really do knw her then. Her bf even stayed on d same street with me bk in Ago, bt i didn't know he is now her ex.

payne_leex: you're right bt pls see to crazyman's puzzle! My brain kinda saturated now.
Btw u won't blieve I don't knw you still. Just had a casual chat wit Toyosi couple of minutes ago. I fink I'll ask her abt u. She's my bestie.

Wow! Didn't knw u were close 2 Toyosi

CrazyMan: Nah keep trying.

Seriously?

CrazyMan: Good evening everyone, since its brain teasers time, I feel like sharing one here.

Who can attempt this...

In a Zoo, there are Snakes, Elephants, Ostriches... A man counted 50 eyes, 6 trunks and 40 legs... How many snakes are in the zoo?

22 Snakes?

payne_leex: Task your brain

A teacher enters a classroom and says " how I wish yesterday was tomorrow, today would have
been a friday".
On which day did the teacher
make this statement?

Sunday. I've solved dis riddle before

payne_leex: yea, I'm gud sweety, how's u and hw far hv u gone wit camp prep.?

Mehn! Dat was some serious shopping u went for. U're really gud 2 go. As for me, i'm almost done with shopping

This story is soooo fake! U can do much better OP

speeder: haven't you heard? Love is greater than riches.
I'm still waiting for ur call. Don't be surprise I might marry you just for ya brilliance.

which kain love be dis, ehn? I'm sure if anyone thinks deep, they'll get d answer.

speeder: You're very correct. Just wanna let you know I'm so much in love with you for ya brilliance. Honestly, I'm in love with you. This my number, 08099625633, call me. Make sure you call. Please do call. I love you. Keep loving you.

Hahahahahaha... I can't stop laughing

speeder: you're very incorrect. Explain how u came abt the ansa.

Really?? Ok, if yesterday was tomorrow and today is Friday, then yesterday which has bcome tomorrow will then become Saturday. So, the yesterday in d Teacher's context is Saturday, thereby making d day d Teacher made d statement a SUNDAY.

Sanboy25: Yeah you're right, I didn't find it...

Lolz... It wasn't easy tho

On a Sunday

wunmibukola: Hapi betday to ♍ƺ,june 13th is all abt ♍ƺ,although boring nd dry still tanking God

Happy birthday 2 u dearie! Wish u all d best. See u in Oyo by God's grace.

payne_leex: Sup @ cutiemay? We have unfinished convo
Howdy?

Lolz... I'm just great. U've nt really been regular around here, hope u're good?

booqee: you think my pals are dry?? No i don't think so. Actually I think the definition of dry is you forcing yourself on a guy(charles shaw) in this forum. You even went ahead to promise him free punny in camp(i can dig that post out of the archives for you..u know, so don't think of lying or editing ur post) Or you want to deny the fact dat its because of him you chose akwa ibom?? Hahaha! There nothing as dry and desperate as that. Are you so ugly dat you don't get 'toasters' and you would resort to dirty cheap means via nairaland?? Oh my dear you're fccking desperate and dry. Me and famousguy on the other hand are good pals from school b4 you ever thought of been in the university...check previous thread. It was fun realizing a known pal is on nairaland..and we're still having fun. Get a life my dear. I mean a real life outside nairaland.

Weldone! U just hit where it hurts most. On a serious note, aw can one just start hating sumone they av nt even seen before?

wunmibukola: team oou#team oyo gud to go

Gud 2 knw dat.
#Team Oyo#

Top of d morning 2 u all. The days are running fast, d countdown continues; 14 days to go. May God see us through. #Team OOU# #Team Oyo on point#

Don't give up, there's always light at the end of the tunnel, so keep searching, there r lots of opportunities in Lagos. U could also try 2 take some professional courses 2 boost ur C V. It is well with u

I saw one last year. I remember i called everyone out 2 see it. It was so beautiful and long, bt it didn't last long, it started fading away after a few minutes.

Very unwise action. They are not even married for crying out loud!!

STolulope: Happy for you! #TeamOYO ryt? Welcome aboard.

TLS.

Yeah, we'r good 2 go!

estagirl: This jamb of a thing is making me scared...am a D E student i hope DE student where mobilized in OOU

I am a DE student in OOU and i was mobilised. Dn't worry ur name will surely be there

dharmie: . Na wa ooo Mayowa,,,, so you're here? Lakeside wassap

Dammy dear, it is really u. Just saw ur profile picture now. Mehn... U don tey fo dis place o!

dharmie: . Na wa ooo Mayowa,,,, so you're here? Lakeside wassap

Yes we are here o... But pls, which of d Dammys are u? Cos we had 2 Dammy's in English

booqee: i dunno..buh i just found dat last part funny! Lolz!

Hahahahaha...

payne_leex: Buhahaha!! Mayor, u don kill me finish?
Frown? Probably first time I'm hearing dis, to some I'm that guy that smiles a lot. Well, views differ. I'm trying hard to place ur name with those faces I knw in ur class Bt I'm not hitting it. Do u have clique? That'll help. I knw of 3 to 4 different cliques in ur class and d prominent one being Tolu, Bisi and Eniola.

No, i got no cliques. I'm sure u knw Iyunade, Banji and probably Gertrude, they are my frnds. Although i remember i saw u one day. I was walking in front of Iyunade's house (No Sorrow) with Banji, and u cald Banji 2 say hi 2 him or somethng. I didn't wait, i kept walking forward until u guys were done talking. Do u remember?

yoged: So sad, i wasn't mobilise due to jamb registration stuff. Wishing all the peeps in dis building that was mobilised gooodluck. May you be posted to a good state and state of your choice.. Signing out from the thread. Looking forward to batch C. May God protect us all.

Amen! May u be highly favoured for batch C. U will not miss it again by God's grace. Amen

payne_leex: yea dear, so u studied English?
Meaning we are product of same faculty.
Chances abound that we have met or even knw each other. I'm Laekside, same dude that contested as Faculty of Arts president against Vibrant, ur course mate. What's ur real name? I got real peeps in ur class.

LAEKSIDE!! i KNOW u, Philosophy dept. I was in d same class with Vibrant, yes. Good 2 meet u here. U may not know my name bt u may recognise my face. My name is Mayowa by d way. What a small world. Bt u frown a lot, why?lol

famousguy01: why oyo? Join me babe
#team Osun
#long live OOU

What is d package like in Osun? I don't want 2 go far frm Lagos

payne_leex: congrats cutie
We are so good to go!!!

#TeamGidi
OOU noni!

Yes we are. OOU on point!

My name is there o!! I'm so excited. May d rest of u see ur names too.