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princessmia: special goodnight hugz for d PDP ladies n d COOL guyz in d house.

So you don dey divide the house abi?...You only greeted the PDP ladies, hmmm, typical of "PDP", they only care about themselves...Now tell me which guy in this house is not cool

princessmia:
If we live to see tomorrow, may it come with goodness and blessings.
Alhamdulillah for today.

Gods-child:
We dey here oooo...How work today nah??

psoto: How was work today?

ednut1: lmao u are right, d zonal office at d back of my house in lag , naa eida dem get belle or pikin, while d oda dey enta big men ride, d zonal office is inside local gvt heeeeheheehehe

...inofitshout!

ik121: Camp last bus stop?? Lmfao! On point dear. Das y i luv xpresn my feelins so i cn get an opinion diff frm mine. Cy abeg wher cn 1 catch em young, beautifl nd innocent??

Year 1 in any higher institution, churches, sometimes secondary schools!

Gods-child:
Uhmmmm!....xo xo on point bro!...I pray not to have such 'NYSC babes' as a Christmas gift!...lolzzzz

I love that "Catch Them Young" principle...Tried it as an undergrad, but it ended in disaster!...Since then, I've submitted my case to GOD's hands ooo...I know there's a special package waiting for me...Somewhere! Someday!...

phemygee: Oyedele Jaykid......Uniabuja........Comp Science........Abuja

dlex21: Guess who we av here..abeg make una help ♍ƺ hail mɣ second boss o!!!
U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ are welcome bro!!!

Gods-child:
Them say make we hail you ooo!....HAIL, HAIL, HAIl!!!....You're welcome sir....lolzzzz

SBabaJ: Good Morning Everyone....It Has Been A Great Week And We Return All Praises To The Almighty God For Keeping Us Alive. It's Obvious We All Have One Thing Or The Other Preventing Us From Coming Into The "Common Room", And I Hope They Are Legit! Because The FBI & The CIA Will Be Paying Us A Visit To Investigate The Reasons For Members' Absence...

Gods-child:
Wrestling??....Please which of the categories??....Feather weight or Light weight??....Abi na Paper weight??...

Track events??...WOW!!...Champion PSOTO!

Oh!...I'm sorry...You like watching them only abi??...So who's you favorite wrestler??...

psoto: We are here.

ik121: Yes Boss. Dun deal. I dnt even wanna go dwn dat road agn. I hv my pride 2 protect.

So you think NYSC babes are berra abi?...I pirry you, cos na there you go get the worst girl to date or marry...After dating various guyz in school (that includes you) and performing various aboritions, they look for an oppotunity to hook up with a guy in camp cos they know that camp is their last bus stop...Anyway, i wish you all the best...For me, i catch them young, beautiful and innoncent!

ik121: Every woman is beautiful...

Dahrach: Good afternoon beautiful ladies nd gentle men...though not all men are gentle...

Tmany: Not all ladies are beautiful too

ik121: Not atall bro. Ds's no make up story. God's my witness. The msgs i read on d fon is like a piercing tru d heart. Plz advice me on wat 2 do. D fon is stil wit me nd i tink she's madly in luv wit d new dude, she saved d guys name wit "MY HEART" and saved my no wit "ike's mtn". if i gv ha bak d fon she myt stil nt comm bak.

Abbasufi: MY PEOPLE,WHAT DOES CY,GC,MYPSOTO,PRINCESS,SBABAJ,DAHRACH HAVE FOR ME TODAY? PLEASE DONT SAY NOTHING!

GC don answer you.

Gods-child:
I'm good Chief...Cool as ever...How your side??...

Gods-child:
hehehehahhahahahohoohoho....You want him to look like a Dibia!!!... ....The guy read Statistics nah, not History!!....LWKMD4H!!!!

Gods-child:
Mehn!...That "Romance" section has been so egregiously supererogated...I won't advice my enemy to go there with an expectation...They're so fond of yabbing & making things more complicated...

I pirry any soul that comes to NL seeking for advice on sensitive matters...SMH for such person.

kennyprinc: Pls house wat dept takes d duty of shortlistin students name to nysc n how is it done...because I was supose to leav wit barch b but my name was not shortlisted while I hav don all necessary clearance...pls help...wat do I do to folow barch c

stevo531: Bro I'm in the same situation with you, was to go for Batch A but missed that, missed Batch B as well, all for chasing dough. First off, you have to make sure your department sends your name, among those going for service, to the students' affairs office (just hope it ain't too late to make sure now if it hasn't been sent). Also, you can still check at the nysc unit at the students' affairs office to find out if your name is among those to be forwarded to nysc HQ at Abuja. This week should be the last for all names to be sent in the masterlist to nysc at Abuja.

Stevo has answered you correctly, i will like to add this...if by now you don't know if your name is included in Batch C, then i'm sorry to say, it's too late to do anything about it...You just have to wait till Monday when the preliminary list will be sent to Schools, then you can check with your School if your name is included, if it's not, then i'm afraid you will have to wait for Batch A, next year.

Tmany: morning house
I just need some fashion ideas my convocation is around the corner and i don't want to dress like am going to a funeral i.e "black on black suit" but having problem to get the right combo.
Know must of you guys would have had your convocation or know some nice mix

Guy if you dunno what to put on, i can provide you with wrapper and blouse, this will make you so spectacular on that day...shebi you wan dey fashionally exceptional?

Gods-child:
Hmmmm...You're xo xo on point!...Funny to see that we posted almost at the same time...Exactly what I was thinking..."What Goes Around, Comes Around"

Gods-child:
House!...I don't know if you're thinking what I'm thinking...

A friend hinted me that its likely for ILEYA day to fall between 28/29 of October...In that case, a public holiday would be declared on 29th & 30th(Monday & Tuesday)...That means NYSC might not be able to deliver the letters on the proposed days...

I hope our Muslim brothers & sisters would help clarify the ILEYA assumption...But if its true, my prayer is that NYSC should make amendments ooo...Cos it won't be nice if letters reach my school on Wednesday!...4 working days before camp opening!...And that's if we're lucky, it might arrive on Thursday or Friday sef!...

Funny enough, LAUTECH is so talented when it comes to delaying actions...

For me what matters is knowing my name is among batch c, and that will be confirmed on Tuesday...Anytime wey dem like, make dem bring call up, wetin i know be say i go everly enter camp...#shikena#

ik121: Guyz plz i nid ur advice. My gurl is cheatin on me. Nt jus cheatin, she'z havin sex wit a dude named kenneth. I somuch luv nd trust ds gurl. V dun somuch 4 her. I'v bn suspectn ds cos she'z bn avoidin me lately. We had a misundastndn las9t nd i seizd her iphone, she fot me nd i tuk d fon bak nd dropd ha sim 4 her. i bot dat fon 4 her, iwent tru inbox nd sent items, Gosh!!! Am so dumbfounded. Am so hurt. (i luv ha somuch bt i dnt plan marryin ha) plz watdu i do? D fon is stil wit me.

Hehehehehehhahahahahahahohohohohoho!
What where you expecting when you were bleeping other gals?
Take heart bro, is simply law of Karma!
...i know sey dis na one of your[b] c0ck [/b]and bull stories cos the story doesn't just add up.
Why NL dey change ma English na?...Seun and his spam bots should see caution!

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SBabaJ: That's Because I Am Not Playing....Lol.
ENJOY BRO.

ik121: Oga contra bn a long time. Cy nd xquire i c y'all. Mornin all...

Upcoming DJ Jimmy Jat, i hail boss!

SBabaJ: Why Is That If I May Ask?

You should know better!

princessmia: