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Gods-child:
Oookay!...Steve Austin Stone Cold...so you sef sabi that wrestler...I resemble am??....WOW!!...Bros, no be by romantism ooo! i fit dey under romantic & ladies go dey fall for my Stone Cold face...


Exactly!...If your question was direct and simple, then you shouldn't have asked...I construe you asked, not for an answer, but cos you expect us to ponder over it, whatever answer I had supplied couldn't have satisfied you cos you are the originator of your question...It further justifies it as a rhetorical question...



Abegi ooo!...Fela don die oooooo!

Gods-child:
Ma'am!...Please I apologize on his behalf...He won't do that again...

psoto: He has told me τ̅☺ accept him back like a prodigal pikin, I'll do just that. But he's still on probation for a week.

psoto: I like that your GF ehn. But really, it could be very annoying o. You're talking τ̅☺ someone and he/she is so engrossed with whatever is going on on the phone or system (esp when it isn't an important thing).
If you need to borrow grammar, you too you know naa, I don't want τ̅☺ mention names, but you know the people that will happily lend you the grammar.
I don tell you, leave GC and this romantic thing alone o. Na people with that kin face you suppose D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fear sef. No trust them too much o.
Make una D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ recite incantations D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ call ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ your language o. One of you go talk something wey go make you disappear na.
As for the diary, you know GC was your predecessor in the office of the P.A., so it was part of his duties τ̅☺ keep records of such, although I guess he is used τ̅☺ it now and has continued in that line.

I know the grammarians in here...ok i don hear, I will leave him o...that guy and record keeping sef...This confirms what some dude said in some post that some people use dictionary before posting on NL.

psoto: You don talk ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ already naa. You woke up around 4am and started misbehaving. It got to the climax when you started speaking that "merlinic" language of yours.

psoto: No be you start ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏?

psoto: Good morning sir, how was your night?

Gods-child:
Oh Yeah!...
Somebody gimme a C......See!
Gimme a Y...............Why!
Gimme an O..............Hoe!
Gimme a 9...............Nine!

Let me hear you say; CY's in the building....come on!!....CY's IN THE BUILDING!!
One more time; CY's in the bulding....lets go!!....CY's IN THE BUILDING!!

...Guy wetin happen sef??...Shey na so your GF tough reach....hehehehhahahahhoohoho...welcome back bro!!

Gods-child:
Yo!...Me sef no fit carry last abeg...I dey try small small nah...

I no fit shout...If my gal dey tell me say I no dey romantic, I wonder wia dem go classify you, with dat ur stone cold face...abeg no mind me

psoto: Na wa o. ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ lips are sealed sha!

As for the punishment, I think I've put you on probation for now till you can redeem yourself.

Gods-child:
You maybe right sir...But of course, you answered it with a rhetorical question...and that makes the question ab initio, extrarhetoricalized...

Gods-child:
Wow!....Apparition excoriation in evolution!!!......hehhehehehahhahha....Rongugu segebajaj semalaptop yamahasuzuki shangai...ROTFL!!!

Gods-child:
Hahaa...Of course nah...Person fit memorize all those identities ni??...ab ovo, I've been keeping a record as people enter the House...

ik121: Youths obey the clarion call. Let us build our nation high, unda d sun or in d rain, wit dedication nd selflessnes. Nigeria is us nd Nigeria we serve. Gud mornin folks. Cy gud 2 c u. Y'all shud hv a gr8 day ahead. Yeeeeeeeeaah Baby...

Gods-child:
Roll Call!...Roll Call!!...Roll Call!!!


MHOZZIS...........Present(despite bone in hand)
HORBASCO..........Present
SEXY:IFY..........absent
FEMOINT...........absent
CY.............................Present
HORBASCO..........Present
CHUKSBLAZE........Absent
BREZZYBONE........Absent
UCLLOYD...........Absent!
ZUBBAINO..........Absent!
RIDWAN............Absent!
KIKELOMO..........Absent!!

Well, I saw RIDWAN peeping earlier in the House today but I wonder why he didn't bother to say 'Hi'...Its like some names are regular customers on this list sha!...And some names have never made the list...Please, the main purpose of this list is to show that the House cares about everyone...

Gods-child:
Ehn, Eehn!...Shey na dis kind thing una wan start abi??...Me I no dey carry last ooo!...Mewu lagaske quampaun...Odondon jazzi shashayna titi, bambam le gaga si??

#replying#...rekegbe kashugbunya princessmia tasha rogobozo ta soma goshagungbi sokudaso fadinus jugunu orobokibo rosco alska migboo yasula da.

ik121: Christ embassy members i hail una o! Una church sweet die

I must say, that's one of the Social, youth oriented, fun catching church

Gods-child:
House, has anyone noticed that we're moving at an average rate of 4-5 pages per day...I'm certain we'll break 100th page before this month ends...And as time goes on, our velocity will keep augmenting...something like 10 pages per day...I feel sorry for someone who would miss 2 days!

Nairaland no go vex ni ooo, cos at this rate, when I apply Newton-Gregory's Forward Differential formula...I can extrapolate for this thread, a cumulative value of >/= 500 pages....WOW!!!

Now don't you think Nigerian Breweries should come fish out players for Gulder Ultimate Search from this House??...#Thinking#....Who go represent us ooooo!!

psoto: CY, I'm sure you know you have explanations τ̅☺ make.

Gods-child:
Well, I can't remember the full definition of a RQ, but I remember it is a question that has no answer not a question that already has an answer...As long as no one knows the answer yet, it remains a RQ...Lets wait and see if someone does, that should unrhetoricallize it sha....

SBabaJ: If It's A Rhetorical Question., It Implies Sigmund Freud Had The Answer Before Asking...Which He Didn't. I Don't Have The Answer, And Like Freud I Asked, Perhaps, Someone Does.

Gods-child:
Sorry I didn't see this on time...Yeah that's a good idea...;

ABBASUFI.........BUK.......Electrical Engineering
BOUNTYMAN......UNAD............Banking & Finance
BREZZYBONE.....?? ??...........?? ?? ??
CHUKSBLAZE.....VVU Ghana......Accounting
CY09..............FPO...........Library & Info Science
FADINUS........UNILORIN.......Edutech
FEMOINT007.....UNAD..........?? ?? ??
GODS-CHILD.....LAUTECH........Physics
HORBASCO.......UNAD............Banking & Finance
IK121.............ABSU............?? ?? ??
KIKELOMO.......UNILORIN........Mass. Comm.
MHOZZIS........UNILORIN........Economics
PRINCESSMIA.....BUK............Biochemistry
PRODAM.........UNILORIN........Computer Science
PSOTO..........OAU.............English & Nairaland Studies
RIDWAN.........UNILORIN.......?? ?? ??
SBABAJ.........UNILORIN.......Agriculture
SEXY:IFY.......IMT............?? ?? ??
WOLEBS007......OOU..........Biochemistry
ZUBBAINO123....ESUT..........Geography & Meteorology

....Mehn, That's as far as memory serves me...those who joined the House prior to your arrival...But, I stand to be corrected sha...

Gods-child:
I believe its not a joking matter if we say we should support ourselves in prayer...If we ask us now how many of us have ever mentioned this Family to GOD in prayers...But its not too late for us to start...Yes! lets go spiritual...Its very okay to pray on this thread but we shouldn't be limited by typing prayer points on our pages...We all know how we personally communicate with our creator...The greatest thing we can achieve in this House is if we all get mobilized...So please, lets endeavor to pray for this House as a whole cos I know our names may be too numerous to mention one-by-one...It is my prayer that nobody will be consoled in this House IJN!!!...AMEN.

I SHOUT A BIG AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!...Halleluyah! Halleluyah!! Halleluyahhhhhhhh!!!...e yin Oluwa logo, ogoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

psoto: Abeg, I'm getting older o...Remind me please...

Does that translate to you being senile

Gods-child:
Hahaa!....Details again??....Its written all over it now...I met a lady, started chasing her, was almost begging her to marry me, she frustrated me like crazy...And I just got tired of her one day...Now the other way round...But I've moved on mehn!...I'll rather stay single than go back to her...

#just imagining you being romantic#

Gods-child:
Good evening my brothers & sisters!...So I traveled down to my school yesterday...I went, I saw, I conquered!...But I have a testimony to share, please permit me...though you may find my post boring as usual sha...

I really want to appreciate what GOD did for CHILD...If not for the GOD of NYSC, GOD of Batch C, GOD of 2012, GOD of A Better House, GOD of GODS-CHILD, GOD Almighty!...I would have missed NYSC batch C...

While at home, I called my level advisor on Wednesday, 15/08 & he told me names have been forwarded in the morning that I must be deceiving myself!...I concluded he was joking cos he does that a lot...Normally, nothing was supposed to prevent my name from being on the list cos the only paper I had to rewrite has been sent to him already...So I got there yesterday & the truth dawned on me when I saw the list myself!...Tunji was almost crying...Wow!

He said I must have been physically present in order for him to clear my results...that he can't cram matric numbers!...As usual, begging began..."Oga e jooor, Oga e joor"

Exam officer intervened, he made a suggestion that for those of us who rewrote some papers, they can still prepare another list & call it 'Presentation 2'...They were certain some other 'Silly' students like me would still come to them...But for those who didn't redo any exams, that there names were just omitted last batch, only GOD knows if there is any solution...

And I waited, till this evening when he entered the computer room...he brought out the results, I showed him my number, he checked out my details & he wrote down my number...I was cleared & free to leave.

If I had delayed my trip till next week, only GOD knows if 'Presentation 2' would still be around...And I want to appreciate this House because I know we have been supporting ourselves in prayer...I'm so certain that GOD would do it for everyone in this Family...I Love You All!

THANK YOU JESUS!...GLORY BE TO GOD!!!

yours faithfully,
GODS-CHILD OLUWACSO
17/08/2012

psoto: Where is ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ P.A. for Christ's Sake

Mam no vex o!...I don explain above, hope no purnishment awaits me

psoto: Of kois, there should be something for tonite. Pls organise something. Either a gyration in the kegite way or a party, especially for the new members. Get back τ̅☺ me when you've decided.

ChuksBlaze: Where is uncle Goddy child? still farming I guess

ChuksBlaze: Yes mummy thank u ma I think I would be landing 9ja soon how body?

son-yeah:
tnx bruh...i stay in lagos nd will lyk 2 serve in any state as long as its in d south or southwest 2 b precise nd yea,i studied geography.

ChuksBlaze: Y is this house full like that All those how have not paid there house rent the week go soon end o!....... Wait! wait! wait! who took my yam from the pot who took it this is not funny o man put yam 4 pot in order to come house to do last supper sleep and one thief enter eat am... Hummmmmm I am a true igbo man o! Dey still dey fly 4 my village without plane o!

Na because d tin dey front page...I think it should be Gods-child, he had to take some in food flask for the journey ...Which village be that ?