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SBabaJ: Cleaning my room. It's been a long time. This is my homecoming...

Sbabaj, greetings from my end...It's good to have you back...Abeg clean your room wella, check if the PDP's left anything in the kitchen, if not try mama sikira buka

Gods-child:
CY are you serious??...You sef borrow corper cloth??....lolzzzz...But is it any form of transportation or only BRT??

ChuksBlaze: Really!!!! is that for all transport or only BRT

psoto: Seriously That's good o. Lag is too stressful jare buh accommodation there is surer than Abj. So corpers will be proud τ̅☺ wear their uniforms now.
Fashola is really trying o. Kudos τ̅☺ him.

Dahrach: lol..Nigeria wedding page on fb..

Brezzybone: @ Ik
I see the blood in ur eyes, I see the pain hidden in ur pride, I see the scares that remains, I see the change, I see the mssg, I knw its hard bt I feel ur pains. There's one truth in life I've found we are all destined for the TOP therefore worry less and be focused success is sure bro

Dahrach: What is Stress??

U give a beautiful gal a lift, she faints in ur car & U take her 2 hosp. Now that's stressful. The doc says she's pregnant & congratulate U that u'r going 2 b a dad bt U say u ain't the father. The gal says u r the one. This is gettin stressful. 2 prove it, a DNA test is taken. Results show that u r infertile.U'r extremely stressed bt relieved. On your way back home u remember u have 3 kids.

WHO THE HELL IS THEIR DAD

Now that's Stress!! LWKMD..

...lwtmb, Gosh!...where did you get that from?

princessmia: yep! We definately will. N if some us don't don't make it in this batch, we'll join ur thread n only ur thread! #pinky promise#

Orpelin: Honestly, I had to sign up immediately I saw this, cos I have been with this house as guess since the House(1)days
I don't know what to say self, but just take heart and have faith in God
God know the best
Majority of us here don finish or suppose finish sch just waiting for this NYSC long time.

Trying to hold back my emotions

ik121: Thank alot broda. Releasing my feelings hia nd getn wondaful encouragements frm y'all relievs my depression. I'll b wit u guyz til nov. Frm november 2 january wudnt b dat boring 2 me. February i'll b preoccupied wit clearance nd b4 i knw it march s around. Tnx alot broda...

ik121: Hi folks! I regret to inform u guyz dat i won't be serving ds november. The information i earlier posted has bn confirmed. Only d 20 names on dat list wil serv ds nov. The rest 200+ students wil do march tinz. A senior lecturer confirmd ds 2 me, i'v also cald coupl of studnts in skool 2 confirm. Nuffin cn b dun bout it. I hd our statement of result ll b out by october endin wich s my utmost priority. I won't brood ova ds cos m nt d only 1 affected. God is d all knowing. "Obong tinz" hz bn jettisoned 4 nw. I'll no longa b activ in ds house bt do low key tinz like horbasco. Peace!!!

Nwanem, am short of words, i know exactly how you feel cos i was in same shoe not quite long...All this is just a matter of time and you will get over it...Always come around as you promised...thank God i have you on FB, we can always communicate there...We love you!...#feeling kinda moody right now#

Abbasufi: GOD'S CHILD,PSOTO,PRINCESS,DAHRACH,FADINUS,IK,CY,IFY,ND D ODAS.SO MY PEOPLE HOW R U ALL.

princessmia: complete it ​º°˚˚˚°ºĦ‎​!

That is a puzzle for you to solve!

Shaw007: u dey madt ni!! U knw see sey i quote d tin?? Dat means it was intentional. . .and when did i mention anything about whats powering it. . .mtchew,all dis attention seekers 4 Nairaland sef

Shaw007: actually i'm sure they wud av tot oF dat. . .so they wud av built it 2 accomodate the stench,without of course d user 'hearing' it. . .
Anyways,weldone TOTO

I guess you meant perceiving it...Besides don't you guyz here know what bio-fuel is? ...Gosh!

Jalal: Una no dey read b4 commenting! It doesnt run on the users waste. Pls read d whole article b4 commenting. SMH!

I wonder how most people here managed to graduate from school?

Tolaaaaannni: Really?? You don't say!! , but where in my post did you see me ask about what it runs on?? I simply asked about how a person would feel comfortable pooping in that thing.

Sorry to say, you are xo xo daft!

Gods-child:
hmmmm...One of the best places, provided, money dey!!...Lag na 'off' for me too sef...If they post me there, I'll probably be the 1st person that has ever redeployed from Lag...

psoto: Still asleep ke? If she's still asleep, then there's something she's not tell me!

psoto: Hehehehe...Naija!! Money can move mountains!

You can say that again!...That's why i am happy i'm a 9jarian!

ik121: Does it mean ds house hz bn deserted since 10:am in d mornin? Cy nd Breezy i c u guyz on cctv.

IK, i see you too on virtual TV

psoto: [size=16pt]IK darl, just imagine I'm beside you, giving you a side hug [/size]and then I start talking: "In reality, not all of us know what you're going through in the real sense of it, because some haven't been through what you're going through, but at the same time some have gone through and are going through worse scenarios. The bottom line is we all face different challenges in life and the greatest mistake we can make is τ̅☺ fall and remain there. I'm happy you've decided τ̅☺ talk τ̅☺ GOD now, I want you τ̅☺ keep being on your feet and keep being positive. IK, GOD will make a way for you and your classmates because of U̶̲̥̅̊, just keep praying. GOD bless you bro. We love You (if you're a member of the house and you don't, object lemme see)". Stands up and gives a Big Hug.

Why a side hug?...What is wrong in giving him a full hug?...Abi you no want make your tin touch him tin ni?

princessmia: I c u C Y gotta nice ring to it ryt? C-U C-Y

princessmia: ok, no1 in d house? I'm off for 2nd 3rd round of sleep

ik121: Gud mornin folks. I cald my course rep on fon 2 knw wats up bt 2 my greatest surprise d dude feignd ignorance like he ddnt knw his name s out he sd he only hd dat sum 20 names frm our dept wer displayd dat dia wer sum anomalies in our results so d results r bn cross chekd al ova agn at exams nd records. Exams nd records by ds tym? Wit doz slow reetaarded staffs dat do nuffin bt gossip, peel egusi, chew boild groundnut nd wen u go dia 2 mek enquiry they spil dia vennom of frruustration on u. I dread going dia. God!!! Sleep is so so far away frm me. #Now s such a quiet moment 2 tlk 2 my God. I somuch luv ds hous i cnt afford 2 mis al d wondaful ppl hia.

cheddarking: There's only one rule for the Work Place:

Know how to play the Game...
Where the Game = Office Politics