₦airaland Forum

May your days be long in the land of the living.

mespusinglez:
Attention Seeker

I can bet my net worth you used that term out of context.

Dimples129:
Don't tell me you had to google search 'Yardy'

You got dimples?

leye001:
I noticed that some nairalanders just take pleasure in insulting people(whether good or bad)

If you put your face on a faceless forum, you should brace yourself for all kinds of comments.

Pay them no heed though, you're beautiful absent makeup.

leye001:
I know some people will still insult me

Y u de anticipate insult?

She didn't do anything wrong. Marriage is not on everybody's to-do list. If he's 49 then that makes her 41. So it's not really a question of 'he's too old for me'. The man truly loves her but he just has to respect her wishes. There was no prior agreement to exchange his kidney for her hand.

Amedak:
My girlfriend is 7 years older than me, I'm 28 and she is 35 and we plan to get married.

●She can cook
●Religious
●Beautiful
●Hardworking
●Humble
●Experienced sexually
●She looks younger than her age.

She has all the qualities I want in a woman.

What are some issues we might have to face that same age couples wouldn't?

@bolded
Respect! If she's really humble like you stated, then you may not have much probs. You have to man up and start acting 30 something though.

I hope you are sexually compatible.

If you've been together long enough to understand each other and she ticks all your boxes and you, hers, I guess you are good to go.

Always remember:
A woman is as old as she looks
A man is as old as he feels

makydebbie:
I seriously dunno what I'll be doing with a guy with such mentality but your logic is beautiful all the same.

Thanks sport!

I really like your views but you ain't got chill at all. Lol

makydebbie:
He'll learn not to try it again.

Yeah! Maybe...but you'll totally destroy what's left of the relationship.

You best bet is to firmly express your displeasure and try to reason politely. You may end up earning his respect.

makydebbie:
I'm kuku a lazy girl before so I don't think he'll want to try it with me.

Imagine the arrogance in doing it. Dropping the heap on the floor and telling her to make herself useful.
If na me I go just vex use all the clothes clean fan. Such guts, mtcheew.

Two wrongs.

9jaBloke:
Very proper response!

What Impudence!!!

Even if you were married, a man still has no right to act in that manner.

This is a sign for you to tell the kind of husband he is going to be. A man who does this still has that archaic mentality that women are beneath men.

Which marital law even states that a woman has to wash her husband's clothes? In these days where many women cater for their kids in between full-time jobs

Yes, there are some primary matrimonial duties a woman is expected to perform but washing her hubby's clothes under duress is not one of them.

Two things:
1. Every man should buy a washing machine before he gets married. They are very affordable.

2. If you show your woman love and respect, she'll be willing to do just anything for you. Love does not dictate, it flows.


What you should do:

1. Wait for him until he returns so you can politely talk about your dos and don'ts and try and set boundaries.

2. Leave the house and return to your base if he refuses to see reason.

I know some people will advise you to apologize and wash the clothes to prove that you are a wife material so that he will marry you.

I also know that this sounds unafrican but trust me. 'It is better to stay single and happy until the right man comes than to marry the wrong person and be perpetually miserable.'

On point!

Someone please direct this to the appropriate quarters.

sarrki:
I Think APC and Pmb overstretched their lucks

Benue is in a mess

I had expected to see the commander in chief to visit or send high power delegation to Benue

If not for anything a PDP state before 2015 also dominated by Christians voted massively for you your Excellency

I think courtesy demands you mourn with them


Seriously I am disappointed

I mean it I am

I've never had problems with your support for the government. Everybody is entitled to his/her opinion, I believe. You sure earned my respect with the above. It takes more courage to stand up to your friends.

Invest it in second-hand lingerie

Hipskaba! Hipskelebete!! Hipskoroboto!!!




Blogbaby where u from?

Treyknowles:
The guy try now, Beyonce has 109.7 million followers and she no dey follow anybody.

Even TreyZ?

[quote author=SmartMugu post=63883355][/quote]I actually like your moniker. It's quite catchy and I like oxymorons.

[quote author=SmartMugu post=63880358][/quote]SmartMugu Lol

Your long and carefully written epistle is about a different Kim.


You broke the first law of comprehension: 'Read the passage carefully'


Your Moniker can do without the first Syllable.

chinonyinye:
Really? pls Google him in fact, check Wikipedia and other websites on the internet. if you doubt this, what about Hakeem that started playing the violin at two, performed with an orchestra at 3, check YouTube for that and watch him.

Please double-check your facts. It's presently academically impossible to bag a PhD at 8.

SmartMugu:
Anyone that believes this retarded writeup must be retarded. How can someone get a PhD at 8 years old? Many nonsense written up here.

You are indeed a Smartmugu!

The Guinness World record holder for the quickest PhD degree is Karl Witte. He was 13 years old.

Kim bagged his PhD at 15.


As per the entire write-up, there is nothing wrong with it. It is 90% accurate. Always do some research before jumping into conclusions.

So who's retarded now?

jimohibrahim:
My intelligence quota is 310

I beLIEve you. Good thing you termed it Intelligence Quota.

wamiikechukwu:
U, u harsh ooo.

D boy for the hawk pure water or bread by now sef... Dey carry people change run.

Not sure about hawking bread but the boy would definitely not have achieved much. Too many brains wasting in Nigeria due to lack of basic education and appropriate counseling.

jimohibrahim:
I'm a genius too. Lol

What's your IQ score?

Henrodah:
HACKSAW RIDGE was the best movie 2017.

That's a 2016 film

lovelygurl:
"Good day sir, my name is Vagina. I'm applying for the...."

NEXT!!!

Rochas needs professional help. Billboards, Statues, Ministry of happiness e.t.c. Imo people, are you waiting for Owelle to roam the streets before you do the needful?

Madness!

Well, he can shorten it to VJ


People will think he's a Video Jockey

Explorers

Vivly
Jadekitana
Smellymouth
Lalasticlala-b4 he became an em oh dee.

In your eyes- George Benson.