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10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by realjoker(m): 9:41pm On Jun 01, 2015
1. Winning The First Ever Gold Medal For
Your Country In The Olympics.
2. At Old age, Seeing Your Children Do
Better Than You.
3. Watching Your First Baby Sleep Cozily.
4. Falling In Love For The First Time At A
(Tender Age), so to speak.
5. Graduating From The University After
Ten Long Years Of Delay Due To Strike.
6. Scoring The Only Goal In The 93rd
Minute In A UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
FINAL.
7. Getting Married After A Long And
Delayed Single hood (mainly applicable to
the ladies, WADR.)
8. Releasing that urine yo’ve been
holding for 6 hours.
9. Seeing yourself in hell fire, begging
God for forgiveness, only to wake and
find out it was a dream.
10. When your didn’t do the assignment,
and the teachers says “Forget it” .
Hehehe. You can ADD yours…
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by Luizkid(m): 9:51pm On Jun 01, 2015
when ur Nairabet Enter...

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Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by cyndax(f): 9:55pm On Jun 01, 2015
realjoker:
1. Winning The First Ever Gold Medal For Your Country In The Olympics. 2. At Old age, Seeing Your Children Do Better Than You. 3. Watching Your First Baby Sleep Cozily. 4. Falling In Love For The First Time At A (Tender Age), so to speak. 5. Graduating From The University After Ten Long Years Of Delay Due To Strike. 6. Scoring The Only Goal In The 93rd Minute In A UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL. 7. Getting Married After A Long And Delayed Single hood (mainly applicable to the ladies, WADR.) 8. Releasing that urine yo’ve been holding for 6 hours. 9. Seeing yourself in hell fire, begging God for forgiveness, only to wake and find out it was a dream. 10. When your didn’t do the assignment, and the teachers says “Forget it” . Hehehe. You can ADD yours…
..lol u talk true....sex ain't worth luv
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by Cutehector(m): 9:57pm On Jun 01, 2015
Wen u receiv alert... grin
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by Basildvalour(m): 9:59pm On Jun 01, 2015
When you hit your first million

When bank cashier overpay you
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by naijaboiy: 10:00pm On Jun 01, 2015
When errmm...
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by realjoker(m): 10:00pm On Jun 01, 2015
Cutehector:
Wen u receiv alert... grin
lol. that moment when you have been waiting impatiently for alert then suddenly your phone alert rang.
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by Nobody: 10:06pm On Jun 01, 2015
cyndax:
..lol u talk true....sex ain't worth luv














shocked shocked
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by jworos(m): 10:13pm On Jun 01, 2015
Luizkid:
when ur Nairabet Enter...
bad guy, u enter class,
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by sinizia: 10:18pm On Jun 01, 2015
When you finally shít that shít wey don turn you to imbe (imbécile) inside bus while withholding it for hours. lipsrsealedlipsrsealed

The look of freedom on your face as you finally let out the shít, is priceless. lipsrsealed

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Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by Bruno3000(m): 10:26pm On Jun 01, 2015
Financial independence and proving ur haters wrong... Aint nuttin sweeter
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by boboLIL(m): 10:39pm On Jun 01, 2015
N0tin swt pass sex 0h....d pleasure can be f0und n0wea....
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by Oluwatosean(m): 10:50pm On Jun 01, 2015
boboLIL:
N0tin swt pass sex 0h....d pleasure can be f0und n0wea....
Gbam!, ur head correct joor. leave dem make dem dey deceive demselv
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by michphenomena(m): 10:55pm On Jun 01, 2015
Them moment u are abt to cum cheesy
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by IamforGod: 11:55pm On Jun 01, 2015
Using cotton bud to clean ur ear

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Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by Jayjay0(m): 12:32am On Jun 02, 2015
Rubbish
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by izsmike: 1:38am On Jun 02, 2015
That moment when u r peeing in ur dreams
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by SageNaruto(m): 1:51am On Jun 02, 2015
They r surely tynz better dan sex...
But notin is more "pleasurable" dan sex!!!! angry
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by nerdfrost(m): 7:57am On Jun 02, 2015
When u use 200 to chop 100k on bet9ja cheesy
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by IamLEGEND1: 9:39am On Jun 02, 2015
licking Maclean





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Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by IamLEGEND1: 9:39am On Jun 02, 2015
licking Maclean





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Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by blake777(m): 9:48am On Jun 02, 2015
When you finally smoke that jamaican kush u've been craving for grin
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by czarr(m): 10:32am On Jun 02, 2015
.....believe it or not.....a massage! Chinese masseuse done massage u b4, d relief is something out of this world, u have no idea how much weight u carry on ur shoulder.
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by BankManager(m): 10:48am On Jun 02, 2015
Getting a job in a multinational oil company even before rounding off your NYSC program..
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by misspicy(f): 11:06am On Jun 02, 2015
when a maga pay well without eating the kpekus cheesy
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by Humblebloke(m): 12:06pm On Jun 02, 2015
How will I know these things are more pleasurableundecided.... When I haven't had sex yet cool
Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable Than $ex by ghostwritter(m): 1:00pm On Jun 02, 2015
Have any one of u heard of the word "BLOWJOBB"?

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