₦airaland Forum

DankemzI:
Very good idea But what about the landmines

Hope it won't be diverted to the BH boiz

Jazakumullahu. Aihkraan.

Hey hey !!!
Watching was ganna happen next

HitlerGaddafi:
This boy sef dey dull me. Thief attack you shoot you for leg con run commit join. Chai omo if to sey na me I for don't butcher like 3 of them first before I con settle down with the remaining two.
This boy self dey dull me. Na me use my money build my house and na me still be the gateman of that my house. Them no born anybody grandma well. I go send am back go baba God.

Pls can someone tell me wat dis one is saying?

leighcon:
Your highness!!!

No be only Onikan/ Tarkwa Bay bridge the thing affect. If you check Apapa/Lekki bridge it has been like that since 1942.

N wen were u born ? Jst askin. Thou. !

legendsilver:
President Buhari: 40 Achievements within 9 Months


In commendation and recognition of the achievements of the President Buhari led administration…the Director-General of the Change Ambassadors of Nigeria, CAN, Chris Nwaokobia, has released a list of 40 achievements of the President in the space of months since he assumed office.

The achievements as listed by the DG of CAN are:

1. A frugal and prudent President as opposed to an era of profligacy.

2. From a near pariah status to its rightful place in the comity of nations.

3. Saved over 2 trillion through the Treasury Single Account TSA.

4. Renewed effort at diversifying our sources of revenue.

5. A reinvigorated war against corruption.

6. Allowing the independence of the Legislature.

7. Allowing the independence of the Judiciary.

8. Encouraging local content in production.

9. Encouraging pan-Nigerian interest in local goods and services.

10. Protecting indigenous enterprise and businesses.

11. Strengthening institutions of government.

12. Introducing social securities and welfare as the linchpin of governmental engagement.

13. Providing for the feeding of school children.

14. Providing for the employment of additional 500,000 teachers in one year.

15. Creating and funding a sub-regional force to curtail and defeat insurgency.

16. Funding and equipping the Armed Forces for National security.

17. Providing a window for the recruitment of additional 10,000 policemen/women.

18. Inspiring patriotism through a pan-Nigerian engagement of functionaries of government.

19. Increasing power wattage from less than 2,000 to over 5,000mega Watts.

20. Regaining all Nigerian territories hitherto under Boko Haram control.

21. Curbing corruption in the customs and increasing the revenue that accrues through the Customs Service.

22. Recovering billions of dollars from treasury looters.

23. Repositioning and restoring the productive capacities of our refineries.

24. Suspending the drainpipe/scam called fuel subsidy.

25. Purging the civil service and removing close to 24,000 ghost workers.

26. Reworking our moral margins in governance.

27. Introducing fiscal and financial discipline.

28. Making accountability and transparency the only permissible minimum.

29. Reaching bilateral agreement with foreign nations to facilitate the repatriation of looted funds.

30. Attracting foreign/counterpart funding for the construction of ultra-modern rail travel network across Nigeria.

31. Making financial provision for the 2nd Niger Bridge.

32. Increasing duties that accrue on imported goods, with intent to inspire and re-engineer exportation.

33. Bail out and support of states in paying salaries and workers’ emoluments.

34. A renewed public/private sector partnership on agricultural development.

35. Financial provision for the Bank of Industries to support and fund agricultural projects.

36. A renewed effort at rehabilitating our national sporting facilities and stadiums.

37. Commissioning a North East development and intervention body.

38. Approving the cleansing of the Niger Delta space to mitigate the damage of oil spillage.

39. The commitment of leadership to creating skill acquisition centres and support for SMEs in collaboration with the private sector.

40. None interference with Court Judgements regarding election matters, and advancing the independence of the electoral process across the nation.

Abeg. Stop brewing lubbish

Hmmmmmmm

robosky02:
week 2 games:
Abia Warriors 1 - 1 El Kanemi Warriors
Enugu Rangers 1 - 1 Plateau United
Lobi Stars 1 - 0 Sunshine Stars
MFM 2 - 1 Dolphins
Niger Tornadoes 1 - 0 Giwa
Warri Wolves 0 - 0 Kano Pillars
Wikki Tourist 0 - 0 Heartland

He he. ! Na wah ooo lobi star slf dey form james bond dis season

mynd1:

Watching u in H D

biafranbaby:
Photo of your neighbour deliberately lighting the fire or you have no case.

Ha uneed. Help !!!

obajoey:
I am not too young to be minister for finance... God help me...

Kai I tire for u. O oo o o o o. For all d ministerial post wey dey na only finance u wan do ?


Kai jst because people lik u exist corruption seems not to be disappearing !!!

U

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Gidoka:
why are dey dying like it was planned..

Had it been its our rubbish politicians dat. Are dying lik dat I swear naija go don grow !!!

Opss!!!
Like seriously I thought it was d osama obama killed. O o oo o o
Well am left concern

Abeg who is he warden ? Man or animal ? Or even himself

And d op called dis one civilization ? My foot

Dis is one is not more dan a performing artist. Wu is performing for passers-by during the eve of ileya !!!

yungpowers:
G

Y do people like u love.........?

tosyne2much:
All I can say is that, no matter how we criticize Buhari, it won't change the fact that he's preferable to GEJ anytime any day

Can't believe u have rated urslf to be among 1 to 8. Zumbies supporters

mynd1:
Dis idi-ot call yahaya mustapha must be related to one of dis useless politicians who drill our country dry.

U dis beautiful fo*laanii girl. U had better stop being a zumbie. N join d wailing , winning team


#proudlyawailerforabetternigeria

SkinnyDude:
wetin go make come dey get feelings for my fellow guy!!

I wonder too. Jst dey imaggine make my libido dey push my konji rise after I see ur joystick !!!

Lubbish

dlashondra:
Was arrested yesterday for driving Tru one way(no sign post) drove 5 mins and was shown a sign post, my tires was deflated and keys seized. Was released after I give d police man 10k.he even threaten to seize my car.

Hmmmmmm I smell lies in ur stories.

Driving for nt sighting a sigh post ? Hmmmmmm sis try harder nxt tyme !!!

ffome:
G

Meaning. Goat of course !!!

HHAHAHAHAHAHA I REMEMBER WHEN SOME NIGERIANS GOT DRUNK WITH CHANJI, CHANJI, CHANGE DOLE, APC SAKKK. ABEG I NEVER CARE ASK WETIN SAK MEANS BEFORE BUT NOW I WAN KNOW ABEG WETIN BE SAK. .. AS THE APC DEY SAKK THEM NOW, ONE FORMER NIGERIAN PRESIDENT SAID , I DEY LAFFF OOO! HOW CAN YOU COME TO POWER WITH ONLY 1 AGENDA OF CATCHING THIEVES & YOU SAY YOU ARE FIGHTING CORRUPTION WHAT IS THE WORK OF INSPECTOR GENERAL OF POLICE IS IT NOT TO CATCH THIEVES? 1 YEAR IN MAY YOU ARE BUSY CATCHING THIEVES. ..DID THE CATCHING OF THIEVES CREATE ANY EMPLOYMENT OR IMPROVE THE VALUE OF NAIRA. THE MONEY THEY SPONSOR YOU , THE MONEY THEY BUY JETS CAMPAIGNING FOR YOU IS IT NOT CORRUPTION JAILING SOMEBODY WITHOUT TRAIL IS IT NOT CORRUPTION HOW CAN ECONOMY WORK WHEN YOU COME TO POWER ONLY TO REVENGE. HOW CAN ECONOMY WORK WHEN YOU ONLY COME TO PROVE TO YOUR SUPPORTERS THAT YOU CAN ONLY CATCH THIEVES. BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT FIGHTING CORRUPTION YOU ARE JUST CATCHING THIEVES. CORRUPTION IS WHEN YOU ABUSE DUE PROCESS WHICH INCLUDES GOING AGAINST THE JUDICIARY AND GIVING EVERYTHING TO YOUR TRIBE..SIDELINING OTHERS BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE THEY DIDN'T VOTE YOU. ***** IF PDP KILLED NIGERIA APC HAVE BURIED IT. *****IF PDP IS A FRAUD APC IS A SCAM. ..... ABEG ANSWER THIS QUESTION: IF DEY SAY GOODLUCK TAKES OGOGORO TO MAKE NIGERIA THE BEST ECONOMY IN AFRICA AND STABILISE THE ECONOMY . WHAT IS BUHARI TAKING TO BE REVERSING THAT, N400 TO $1 AND COULD NOT SEE MISTAKES IN HIS BUDGET. MANY OF THE APC SUPPORTERS KNOW ALL THESE BUT BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO PROUD THEY ARE ANGRY NOW. THOSE OF YOU INSPIRING TO LEAD DON'T COME TO POWER BECAUSE YOU WANT TO REVENGE IF YOU DO THAT YOU WILL HURT THE PEOPLE THAT VOTED YOU.

Umean this young toddler was sentence to life imprisonment ?


Abeg make dem keep dat boi for dat prison well well o o o o o oo o o o o. We are sick n tired of the growing numbers of terrorist in africa !!! Enjoy ur stay in dat prison boi !!!

End tyme couple
Killing themselves. Mtcheeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

M

Na wah ooooo.
So olosho too dey claim right ?
Buhari sef

Ha ha ha ha. Dis guy is styll a learner
Look @ dway he is jst swaying lik a lost duck !!!
Dat guy above me thou. I pray. God hlp. Him

[quote author=onatisi post=43063490][/quote]Na wah. Oooooo

Olusharp:
Fight for Supremacy featuring Naira vs Dollar Host country: Nigeria Naira Formation Coach: The federal government Fund: sales from crude oil last game won: in the early 90's Number of time met: since 1960,estimated at 56times Game won: approximately 3times Game lost: 53times Speculators:Nigerians Weakness:No forex reserve,High rate of corruption,over dependant on imported goods,extravage nt,Monoeconomy Strength: cheerleaders,population, Resources: Blessed with almost every natural resources(untapped) Source of Power: Food,Vodoo(Juju) limited electricity. Standard of living: citizens live below one dollar (the way naira keeps falling) Nuclear Power: Nil Status: Self acclaim "Giant of Africa "

Ha nna wah for u. O ooooo