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BE811APP:
Hmmmm... Clearance Peter Mamma?
Nawa oo

Not Sexy to me sha and that dude looks young

U mean say d.peter wey dey dance ? Abi wey dey sing

Wickedness !!!

I can't help bt to say.
















Wu d pinshure don epp ?

The National Assembly is about to pass a Bill that is set to kill whatever is left of our so-called over-centralised federal system. The Bill if passed will be the greatest rape on our democracy and the biggest insult on our collective sensitivity as a people and as a country. “The Fulani National Grazing Reserve,” is currently before the National Assembly. The bill has successfully scaled through second reading in both the Senate and the House of Representatives. For it to become law, it is to pass through the third reading. “The bill seeks to provide for the establishment of national grazing reserves and stock routes. It is sponsored by Senator Zainab Kure. “The Bill proposes to establish a National Grazing Reserve Commission (NGRC) for the country. The NGRC will be charged with the responsibility of using funds received from the Federal Government to forcefully acquire farmlands from Nigerians in all the 36 states of the country, develop same at government expense through the provision of bore holes, water reservoirs, etc; for the exclusive use of nomadic cattle rearers.” The issue here is very clear. Fulani herdsmen are cattle farmers. They could as well keep their cattle in ranches. They could devise whatever means like their counterparts in Argentina, Australia and the rest of the civilised world to do their animal husbandry. The men and boys roaming the streets, roads and bushes driving cattle are not the owners of these animals. They are just employees, labourers, attendants or whatever name they are called. The owners of these cows like Generals Obasanjo, Nyako, Abdulsalami Abubakar and our President Buhari are big time farmers. They are businessmen. It is immoral to ask taxpayers to finance the operations of these businesses. Cattle owners must provide capital through bank loans or whatever means to create their grazing lands in their localities. The cows are not owned by the Federal Government. Just as the Federal Government is not creating farm lands for cocoa and kolanut farmers in Sokoto or Katsina, or creating farm lands for Agatu yam farmers in Enugu or Maiduguri, or creating special areas for fish farming in Zungeru, it cannot for any reason ever consider creating special lands for herdsmen for grazing. Let the herdsmen run their business without encroaching on the lands of other people. Let the cattle owners buy into the Fodder technology and other modern methods of providing feeds for their animals without roaming the streets and plundering other people’s farms. To ever dream of this perverted Bill is to step on the toes of other Nigerians and step on sore foot, and by so doing create a dangerous precedent. Nobody should play ethnic game here. This is not an issue directed against any ethnic nationality in Nigeria. The simple matter is to let those who trade in cattle fund their business like all other businesses, including farming, in Nigeria. The Bill must not see the light of the day. The sponsors want to create serious problem in the polity and their design must be nipped in the bud. The Nigerian Bar Association, the Coalition of Civil Societies, and all those who care about the continued existence of this troubled country must rise up to strongly oppose and kill this obnoxious and self serving Bill. It beats my imagination that members of the National Assembly did not see the serious danger posed by this corrosive Bill. In a reaction to the threats posed by this obnoxious Bill, the National Co-ordinator of the Oodua Peoples Congress, Otunba Gani Adams says: “Without any doubt, this is a very dangerous proposal for Nigeria. We all have seen how the Fulani herdsmen kill and maim members of the community where they graze their cattle without the backing of any law. I am sure that we can only imagine what their attitudes would be if the supposed grazing reserves are forcefully taken over by government and handed over to the herdsmen. Nigeria has enough problems on her hand right now; we should not provoke new and potentially more dangerous ones.” • Otunba Tola Adeniyi Jagun, Oodua Adimula ll, wrote via adetolaadeniyi@hotmail.com

MadCow1:
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The crabs dey Dab?

Ha ha bros !!!

lukasmuyiwa:
Aromate! Aromate!! Aromaaaaate!!! Excess o!!! to all rugged katalina ...Ayinkwerere(fire) Aro into executional retire above Marin u are rugged Aro jack sparrow de hunter rugged all xyzee above Marin.. Eyes shall not see evil the evil u destroy 2day maitanana destroy u tomorrow , ayinkwerere!!!(isoko!) Those that deserve to be king crown dem and dose that deserve to kpai throw dem overboard... The blood in the buccaneer, eiye, axe , pirate should continue to flow like river meanwhile our blood shall not cut in the vein

Beware people. Cultist is here !!!

Nyce , also. Been expecting dis for so long.

Nw u would agree wit me dat our people are so lawless ( dey shw no respect for laws ). U will see people crossing dat express without using d pedestrian foot bridge all tnks to d governor wu has blocked n saved lifes dat might be lost on dat road !!!

Ha ! I wonder wat makes u to discard dis news !!!

Buharism:
Picture of him entering that casket or idonbilivit.

Is It Because It Is Buhari? I marvel at the way and manner we think in this country, worst of it the way they think in the north. It is just a few months ago that we all continually lambasted president Jonathan's cluelessness, people referred to him as the "drunken master of Otuoke", and nobody harassed me, and now because they fear the power of the media that brought them to power they want to castrate the social media, with Buhari firing the first shot in an interview with Sahara reporters' Adeola in New York, why, Is it because it is Buhari? We demonstrated against pump price increment for petrol, government of president Buhari wants us to swallow the same pill we rejected a few months ago, yet some of my northern compatriots see nothing wrong with that, Is it because it is Buhari? When three sons of Sheik Zakzaky were murdered during the Jonathan administration, El-Rufa'i called it genocide by the jonathanian army, now under Buhari more than 200 are killed, their mosque and houses destroyed under Elrufai's nose as Governor of the same state, he has not called it genocide by the Buharian army, Is it because it is Buhari? Under the Jonathan administration subsidy payments were termed as fraud, and there were hues and cries to crucify oil marketers, Buhari even called it a fraud himself, we also thought so, six months later the same Buhari is paying for subsidy yet nobody is calling it a fraud, why, Is it because it is Buhari? We criticized Jonathan for keeping a large fleet in the presidential fleet and wasting monies on maintenance, only recently President Buhari's spokesman admitted 2 billion Naira was spent on their maintenance, when other Presidents are even doing away with their jets, yet we sit down and watch helplessly, Is it because it Buhari? Fuel scarcity is biting harder, value of the Naira is going rock bottom, inflation is now on auto pilot, while profits are dropping, purchasing powers are becoming weaker, yet we are asked not to query them, Is it because it is Buhari? If we criticized Jonathan for cluelessness, we will also criticize Buhari for helplessness. While tribal and regional jingoists see nothing because it is Buhari, what I see first is Nigeria and not whether Jonathan is a southerner or Buhari is a Northerner. We Cannot continue to be trapped in the closet of tribalism, regionalism and religious bigotry yet expect our country to remain one and grow. Yes! we might be of different orientation and background but what is good is good anywhere any time and what is bad is bad. I cannot be suffering and keep smiling because "my brother" is the President.

Is It Because It Is Buhari? I marvel at the way and manner we think in this country, worst of it the way they think in the north. It is just a few months ago that we all continually lambasted president Jonathan's cluelessness, people referred to him as the "drunken master of Otuoke", and nobody harassed me, and now because they fear the power of the media that brought them to power they want to castrate the social media, with Buhari firing the first shot in an interview with Sahara reporters' Adeola in New York, why, Is it because it is Buhari? We demonstrated against pump price increment for petrol, government of president Buhari wants us to swallow the same pill we rejected a few months ago, yet some of my northern compatriots see nothing wrong with that, Is it because it is Buhari? When three sons of Sheik Zakzaky were murdered during the Jonathan administration, El-Rufa'i called it genocide by the jonathanian army, now under Buhari more than 200 are killed, their mosque and houses destroyed under Elrufai's nose as Governor of the same state, he has not called it genocide by the Buharian army, Is it because it is Buhari? Under the Jonathan administration subsidy payments were termed as fraud, and there were hues and cries to crucify oil marketers, Buhari even called it a fraud himself, we also thought so, six months later the same Buhari is paying for subsidy yet nobody is calling it a fraud, why, Is it because it is Buhari? We criticized Jonathan for keeping a large fleet in the presidential fleet and wasting monies on maintenance, only recently President Buhari's spokesman admitted 2 billion Naira was spent on their maintenance, when other Presidents are even doing away with their jets, yet we sit down and watch helplessly, Is it because it Buhari? Fuel scarcity is biting harder, value of the Naira is going rock bottom, inflation is now on auto pilot, while profits are dropping, purchasing powers are becoming weaker, yet we are asked not to query them, Is it because it is Buhari? If we criticized Jonathan for cluelessness, we will also criticize Buhari for helplessness. While tribal and regional jingoists see nothing because it is Buhari, what I see first is Nigeria and not whether Jonathan is a southerner or Buhari is a Northerner. We Cannot continue to be trapped in the closet of tribalism, regionalism and religious bigotry yet expect our country to remain one and grow. Yes! we might be of different orientation and background but what is good is good anywhere any time and what is bad is bad. I cannot be suffering and keep smiling because "my brother" is the President.

Is It Because It Is Buhari? I marvel at the way and manner we think in this country, worst of it the way they think in the north. It is just a few months ago that we all continually lambasted president Jonathan's cluelessness, people referred to him as the "drunken master of Otuoke", and nobody harassed me, and now because they fear the power of the media that brought them to power they want to castrate the social media, with Buhari firing the first shot in an interview with Sahara reporters' Adeola in New York, why, Is it because it is Buhari? We demonstrated against pump price increment for petrol, government of president Buhari wants us to swallow the same pill we rejected a few months ago, yet some of my northern compatriots see nothing wrong with that, Is it because it is Buhari? When three sons of Sheik Zakzaky were murdered during the Jonathan administration, El-Rufa'i called it genocide by the jonathanian army, now under Buhari more than 200 are killed, their mosque and houses destroyed under Elrufai's nose as Governor of the same state, he has not called it genocide by the Buharian army, Is it because it is Buhari? Under the Jonathan administration subsidy payments were termed as fraud, and there were hues and cries to crucify oil marketers, Buhari even called it a fraud himself, we also thought so, six months later the same Buhari is paying for subsidy yet nobody is calling it a fraud, why, Is it because it is Buhari? We criticized Jonathan for keeping a large fleet in the presidential fleet and wasting monies on maintenance, only recently President Buhari's spokesman admitted 2 billion Naira was spent on their maintenance, when other Presidents are even doing away with their jets, yet we sit down and watch helplessly, Is it because it Buhari? Fuel scarcity is biting harder, value of the Naira is going rock bottom, inflation is now on auto pilot, while profits are dropping, purchasing powers are becoming weaker, yet we are asked not to query them, Is it because it is Buhari? If we criticized Jonathan for cluelessness, we will also criticize Buhari for helplessness. While tribal and regional jingoists see nothing because it is Buhari, what I see first is Nigeria and not whether Jonathan is a southerner or Buhari is a Northerner. We Cannot continue to be trapped in the closet of tribalism, regionalism and religious bigotry yet expect our country to remain one and grow. Yes! we might be of different orientation and background but what is good is good anywhere any time and what is bad is bad. I cannot be suffering and keep smiling because "my brother" is the President.

Angelberry:
Not at all, I mean those days when advertisement was not about sex

Forming some kind of old folks here. Whereas u are an indomie generation

Listen, a government is either capable or not; there is no middle ground. Nigeria is not going through anything it hasn't gone through before. The only difference is that when we went through this before, we had capable hands. . In 1998 when General Abacha died and General Abdulsalam took over. Abacha had stolen so much from national coffers that till date, we still don't know how much. But we know nobody has successfully broken his record. Still, when General Abdulsalam took over, he was able to increase the salary of the public service by as much as 300%, form INEC and fund them, keep the price of things from skyrocketting and reduce inflation rate from 29% to 9.5%. . In that same 1998, oil price had dropped from $17 to $13 in the international market. Still, it didn't stop the government from performing and from fulfilling its promises to its people. General Abdulsalam was in power from June 1998 to May 1999, but he was able to fulfil his promises and set the stage for a new and economically-stable democratic society. . Fastforward to 2015, there has been cases of massive looting under the Jonathan administration. Just like 1998, there has been a drop in oil prices. Instead of the government sitting up and solving the problems, it goes on a blaming mission and spends a whole year blaming the last administration. Oil price dropped from $148 to $38 per barrel under Yaradua. We never suffered like this then. . The fact that some graduates of Economics continue to defend the failure of this government by blaming the past administration, massive theft and drop in oil prices is an indictment of the Nigerian educational system. The fact that some 'public intellectuals' continue to use big grammar to justify the failure of this administration to live up to its hype is proof that having a mastery of the Queen's language is no guarantee that you will make sense with it. That some 'public commentators' continue to preach the gospel of 'we must endure before we enjoy' and 'I didn't vote a magician' only shows that having a browsing device, internet connection and knowing how to attract Facebook 'likes' and Twitter 'retweets' are not the same things as having common sense. . No nation is met perfect. No leader is without challenges. No leader agrees with all the policies of his predecessor. How the leader acts is what stands him out. You cannot turn a nation upside down and expect praises. Praise and respect are not given; they are earned. Those who continue to dole out cheap praises and 'stand with' an unperforming government only tell us how cheap they are and how low their expectations are. . The Buhari administration is an incompetent one. Until it proves otherwise, we continue to see it as that. And you suffering mortal that joins them to chant 'Sai Buhari' amidst economic hardship and national confusion, may you not die foolish.

PoliticalThuG:
The next generation will be nice cos these our old polithiefcians wud be dead thereby giving our younger generation the chance to govern this country.

I dnt tink u read the article. Before droppinng ur comment !

COMING GENERATION SCARES ME...REAL HARD! While we have been busy talking about Nigeria of today, I wonder if we have spared a thought about how this country will be in the next TWENTY-FIVE years. On October 1, 1979, when Alhaji Shehu Usman Aliyu Shagari was sworn-in as president, Goodluck Jonathan was just a 22 year-old undergrad of University of Port-Harcourt. Shagari was 54 years old. Ayo Fayose was 19 years old. Bukola Saraki was 17. Yemi Osinbajo was 22. The generation of the likes of Shagari, Richard Akinjide, Adisa Akinloye, Sabo Barkin Zuwo, Ifeanyi Nwobodo, Ume Ezeoke, Akin Omoboriowo, Olusola Saraki, Sunday Awoniyi, Garba Nadama, Awal Ibrahim and so on has gone for good! Some of us in our 40s and 50s, when in school, either in the university or secondary school, had lofty dreams, both personal and societal. We were always motivated by nationalists and inventors who had impacted positively on the cause of humanity. We were voracious readers of novels and other books. Nelkon for our Ordinary Level Physics, Lambert for Chemistry, B.O ADELEKE and Goh Cheng Leong for our Geography, Phebean Ogundipe for Practical English, Achebe and Soyinka for Literature and others like that. We were always flaunting our knowledge of current affairs. Inter-school quiz, Literary and Debating competition were the in-thing. Nowadays, students can hardly string a sentence together in English without errors. Fast forward 35 years on and you are shocked and disturbed. Have you ever spoken to or engaged a 20 year- old boy? Ask him what motivates him and he is likely to mention music, hip hop to be precise. He has hundreds of downloaded songs on his phone. He can sing all of them off hand. He knows all the singles of Nice, Neato C, Timaya, Davido, Whiz Kid off had. The babes among them take pride in enticing men old enough to be their father on social media with buxomly physique. But s/he does not know anything about history of nationalism in the country. Ideas about good society, responsible family and good conduct do not motivate him. He just wants to make money because his friend who does yahoo is rich and rides a good car, her friend who has numerous ‘aristos’ drives a SUV! The things that interest him/her are things that do not add value. S/he has google but never uses it for advancement of knowledge but to download porn and other inanities. Yet, in TWENTY years time, they are the ones that will be contesting to become governors, senators, Reps members and even president. They belong to a generation that does not care about morality. They belong to a generation that is motivated only by money and its acquisition. By 2035 to 2040, they will be our senators, Reps, governors and so on. I wonder if we have ever spared a thought for how this country will look like under them. I told a man recently and these are my words: IF A GUY WHO IS IN LAGOS COULD USE FALSE PRETENCE TO OBTAIN $20,000 FROM SOMEONE IN UNITED STATES, WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN IF SUCH A GUY BECOMES A STATE GOVERNOR AND IS IN CHARGE OF AN ALLOCATION HE DOES NOT EVEN HAVE TO OBTAIN UNDER FALSE PRETENCE? WHICH HIS STATE IS STATUTORILY ENTITLED TO. How did we get into this mess? How can we get out of this predicament? I am worried, deeply worried. Are you?

Samtoby:
Same cultist ish for my area in Kwara... Innocnt pple killed yesterday, gun shot rocking today... I tire for all this lubbish

Hey bro , where in ilorin do u reside ?

Can we make a Sovereign state ? CONTEST THE BELOW POSITIONS IF IT IS NOT TRUE: Today I was elated to know that God Eledumare of my people is on my side. That being truthful to the service of our dear Yoruba Nation is not a course that will end in vain. I Thank God for making me to study History and International studies and to have read some revolutionary Historical Literatures that embolden the scope of my deep understanding of the true Nature of the world around me. It gladden my hearts to know that the quest for the re- establishment of African originality of pre- Berlin nonsense of 1884/1885.is gradually be dismantled by the consciousness of indigenous Ethnic African Nations trapped within fake post-colonial boundaries by the criminal departing white colonial masters, who ganged up with their successors, the educated black elites to continue with the wanton destruction of the lives and humanity of indigenous African people under fake sovereign banners. One should not be too surprise to assert that, many so called Pan- African scholars of various schools of taught and ideologues has continue to lampooned the calls for the breakup of some unstable and incompatible African States into negotiated compatibles forms, probably the ways there where before the unexpected invasion of their lands by conquistadors and inglorious imperialists. Who hid behind Religion, trade and modernization of savages to inflicts surrogates institutional framework of forever master- servant relationship upon African Indigenous Nations under fake super-structures of non-existing Nation-building on the African Continent. It is brazenly erroneous for any pan-African scholars to define the concept of African unity on the premise of African people’s colors and same shared continental space. African is a continent of heterogeneous and multi-cultural indigenous Nations who had over thousands of years had emerged and evolved their own brand of unique civilization and natural cum National identity even before the white supremacists adopted similar pattern of state building mechanism from the westhpilian model. One is well read and soundly educated to know this and it is the rationale behind our rejection of the pan-one Nigeria concept in place of a sovereign indigenous Yoruba landscape. Many Nations that of most veritable significance than Nigeria had broken up and the heaven did not fall and many more will still go including Nigeria whether our ill-informed antagonists likes this or not. This is inevitable and there is nothing of Pan-Nigeria Nationalism can do about this. It is only a matter of time. Whether you continue to insults and pour negative invectives on us about our positions on the future of Nigeria or not, what is going to happened will take everyone by huge surprises. Let the North continue to threatening those who want their separate countries out of Nigeria with open declaration of war, as if the others will fold their hands and look on as wars are to be declared on them. The north and their southern blindfolded supporters lack the knowledge of past and contemporary global history and the ever changing political reality of the current global order. These Northern elites felt that the current Nigeria will survive the current invoked rights of self-determination, when what is taking the current global attention in relating this to the various theaters of crises within the international system is attached strongly to issues of (IDENTITY POLITICS), which the current Regime in Abuja and the country he is presiding over, is a major culprit. Nigeria is not bigger than the natural Nations trapped within her borrowed Sovereignty. Nigeria creation as a Sovereign State violated all conventions and treaties of International Law by his British creator, so therefore, the successor to the British to what is known called Nigeria is questionable and challengeable under international law and relations. As an emerging scholar, I am challenging any pan-Nigeria fronts to a debate on the above issues via electronic media Television platforms in Nigeria and abroad. The Nigerian people has over the years been feed with naked satanic propaganda via doctored Nigerian History to believed Nigeria as an amalgamated entity, is a real State created by the British for the common Good of all, but this fallacies and fictitious statements and wrong indoctrinations is being demystified by the current well-educated and vibrant Southern Nigerian activists who now have access to de- classified documents on British purpose of creating Nigeria and why certain people must be3 slaves for oil-&gas and market for consumption of foreign goods and services must continue to thrive. It is for this reason, I had vowed to fight any Yoruba physically who without elementary understanding of the Yoruba question under Nigeria, questioning the rationale behind our demand and struggle for a Yoruba Nation! We are not robots to be manipulated by Pan-Nigerian negative forces for selfish elite purposes; we were engineered by Historical inevitability for the restoration of Yoruba Humanity! Stop us if you can? MAKANJUOLA ADIGUN MUHAMMED:OMO- OODO AGBA OF THE YORUBA NATION.

How to know a MAD man... He wakes up in the morning. Put on his cloth and without washing his face and brushing his teeth, heads straight to the filling station. On getting there, he saw an unprecedented multitudes queuing up for fuel. He spent about 7hours on the queue before it got to his turn and eventually bought PMS for 200/litre. Heads back home, fuel his Generator, charged his phone and then Posted on Facebook # IstandWithBuhari

durentdbiitch:
Look, not bcuz am gay, you'd be mentioning me in every gay thread. Never Ever mention my moniker again, dig?

Are u truly a gay !!! God have mercy on ur dick and ur licking ass !!!

How to know a MAD man... He wakes up in the morning. Put on his cloth and without washing his face and brushing his teeth, heads straight to the filling station. On getting there, he saw an unprecedented multitudes queuing up for fuel. He spent about 7hours on the queue before it got to his turn and eventually bought PMS for 200/litre. Heads back home, fuel his Generator, charged his phone and then Posted on Facebook # IstandWithBuhari

FACT #1
Even if we wanted to, we couldn’t count the blessings of
Allah. An obvious blessing is the day of Jumu’ah
(congregational prayer for Muslims). Friday is called
Jummah. The Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings be
upon him) said: “The best day the sun rises over is Friday.
On it Allah created Adam. On it he was made to enter
paradise, on it he was expelled from it, and the Last Hour
will take place on no other day than Friday.”
[Ahmad and At-Tirmidhi].


FACT #2
“It was named Jumu’ah because it is derived from the word
Al-Jam’ in Arabic which means to gather, as Muslims gather
on this day every week, and Allah has commanded the
believers to gather for His worship, as He says that which
means: “Oh you who believe! When the call is proclaimed
for Jumu`ah (Friday prayer), come fast to the remembrance
of Allah.”
(meaning be keen to go and attend it)
[Quran 62: 9]


FACT #3
The congregational prayer (Jumu’ah prayer) is one of the
obligatory acts in Islam and one of the great gatherings of
Muslims. The angels sit in wait for the arrival of people.
Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings be upon him)
said: “On the day of Jummah, the angels stand at the
entrance of that masjid in which Jumuah salat is to be
offered. They write down the name of the person who
enters the masjid first, and thereafter the name of the
person who follows, and they continue doing this. The
person who entered first will receive the reward of
sacrificing a camel in the path of Allah; the one who
followed him will get the reward of sacrificing a cow,
thereafter a chicken, thereafter the reward of giving an egg
as charity in the path of Allah.Once the khutbah
commences, the angels close the register and begin
listening to the khutbah.”
[Bukhari and Muslim]


FACT #4
The day of Jumu’ah includes an hour during which all
supplications are accepted. Abu Hurayrah, narrated that
the Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings be upon him),
said: “On (the day of) Jumu’ah is an hour during which Allah
gives to a Muslim servant standing in prayer whatever he
asks for.”
[Bukhari and Muslim]


FACT #5
Giving your charity on Jummah carries more virtue than
other days. Ka’b, narrated that Prophet Muhammad (peace
and blessings be upon him) said, “Charity given during the
day of Jumu’ah is greater (in reward) than any other day.”


FACT #6
Believers in Allah will see Allah on Jummah.


FACT #7
It is an Eid for muslims. This holiday happens regularly and
frequently. Ibn Abbas, narrated that the Messenger of Allah
(peace and blessings be upon him) said, “Jumu’ah is a day of
celebration, so whoever attends it should perform ghusl
beforehand.”
[Ibn Majah]


FACT #8
It is a day on which sins are forgiven.
Salman narrated Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings
be upon him) said, “Any man who performs ghusl on Friday,
perfumes himself if he has perfume, wears the best of his
clothes, then goes to the mosque and offers as many
prayers as he wishes while not harming anybody, then
listens quietly while the Imam speaks until he offers the
prayer, will have all his sins between that Friday and the
next forgiven.”
[Al Bukhari]


FACT #9
When walking to attend the Friday sermon, a Muslim gets
the reward of both praying qiyam (the night prayer) and
fasting a full year. Aws ibn Aws narrated Prophet
Muhammad (peace and blessings be upon him) said,
“Whoever performs ghusl on Friday after having sexual
intercourse with his wife, then goes early to the mosque
and attends from the beginning of the khutbah and draws
near to the Imam and listens to him attentively, Allah will
give him the full reward of fasting all the days of a year and
observing night-vigil on each of its nights for every step that
he took towards the mosque.”
[Ahmad]


FACT #10
Dying on Friday, during the day or night, is a sign of a good
end. Allah The Almighty will enable the person to be
steadfast during it. Prophet Muhammad (peace and
blessings be upon him) said, “Any Muslim who dies during
the day or night of Friday will be protected by Allah from the
trial of the grave.” [At Tirmidhi and Ahmad]
SUBHANALLAH!!!
Please Share ……Spread the knowledge so it will be Sadqa-e-
Jaaria (everlasting charity) for you and for us…
In’Shaa’Allah.
The Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) said: “Whoever
directs someone to a good, then he will have the reward
equal to the doer of the action.” [Muslim 1893]

holamiday:
It was in New York on September 11 2001. The world trade centres collapsed on me. I was under the rubble for 3 days & 3 nights. Thank God for the police dog that rescued me the 3rd day. Up till today, i haven't found my lungs. It's so painful.

Praise the Lord.

Eya its day break already n stop dreaming. Btw u don pass seme border before !

canalily:
When i wanted to vote for Buhari but knife cut my thumb that day

So so so sad if millions of thumbs could have been denied from voting this mediocrity mess party.

I think I should only congratulate u for not voting a dumbb. Ass , audated fool. I mention no names. O oooo

The broken home of the northern family. In effortless ceremony, a man got hitched to his wife and swiftly a family setting begun. In no time, Allah bless them with a boy and joy raided the air. Just as the boy clocks three years, he is escorted by the father into the city to learn the Quran. Yes, a three year old is forcefully pulled away from his mother to God knows where! The father returns home to the embrace of his wife in kulle. Putus -another baby is on the way as the first one is left forgotten. The mallam in his wisdom has been blessed by Allah and using his economic dexterity, he sends the poor child into the street to ask for arms. In the harshest of the street, the 3 years old boy learns survival instincts. He battles ruggedly against unexpected elements. In no time, he becomes a champion of the street. Unfortunately, he is cut off from the affinity of family bonds, he has no relations to share feelings with as this lad is left for the street to mould him into her dictates. He becomes vicious, angry and paranoid. To subdue his anger against his mallam, he is told never to question his conditions as it is Allah's will for him. He is told to hate those who don't belong to his religion and with unmitigated fury, he brews in anger against the people in the society. With age catching up with him, the street becomes uninhabitable for him. He can't longer beg because no one give alms to an able bodied man. He resorts to crime-from picking pockets to petty stealing and eventually to violent crimes. He is completely a nuisance to the society. The lucky ones amongst his peers are recruited into political thuggery and others brainwashed into religious fundamentalism. As the circle of the almajiri life continues, he is arrested for any of the crimes above and made to serve jail terms. After years in confinement, he comes out more bitter,frustrated and hopeless. With no task to do, he takes to selling water and ridding okada. Again, he continues his romance with the streets. Like a walking corpse, he moves around with fist of furry and stained mind of hate. He is quick to start a fight because he has nothing to lose. Because you are too sophisticated to him, you treat him with disdain and quick to pour verbal venom on him. In the blink of an eye, he draws out his pocket knife and press it to your fine body. While you writhe in pains, he flee into the streets because that is where he belongs. You learn a lesson never to engage the almajiri in a fight. Suppressed eventually by age, he become weak in the hustles of the streets and resort finally to begging as curtain of life draws on him. As he battles to bid farewell to his unfair life, he look back at the offspring of his groin -the next almajiris of his legacy. Tearfully musing

The broken home of the northern family. In effortless ceremony, a man got hitched to his wife and swiftly a family setting begun. In no time, Allah bless them with a boy and joy raided the air. Just as the boy clocks three years, he is escorted by the father into the city to learn the Quran. Yes, a three year old is forcefully pulled away from his mother to God knows where! The father returns home to the embrace of his wife in kulle. Putus -another baby is on the way as the first one is left forgotten. The mallam in his wisdom has been blessed by Allah and using his economic dexterity, he sends the poor child into the street to ask for arms. In the harshest of the street, the 3 years old boy learns survival instincts. He battles ruggedly against unexpected elements. In no time, he becomes a champion of the street. Unfortunately, he is cut off from the affinity of family bonds, he has no relations to share feelings with as this lad is left for the street to mould him into her dictates. He becomes vicious, angry and paranoid. To subdue his anger against his mallam, he is told never to question his conditions as it is Allah's will for him. He is told to hate those who don't belong to his religion and with unmitigated fury, he brews in anger against the people in the society. With age catching up with him, the street becomes uninhabitable for him. He can't longer beg because no one give alms to an able bodied man. He resorts to crime-from picking pockets to petty stealing and eventually to violent crimes. He is completely a nuisance to the society. The lucky ones amongst his peers are recruited into political thuggery and others brainwashed into religious fundamentalism. As the circle of the almajiri life continues, he is arrested for any of the crimes above and made to serve jail terms. After years in confinement, he comes out more bitter,frustrated and hopeless. With no task to do, he takes to selling water and ridding okada. Again, he continues his romance with the streets. Like a walking corpse, he moves around with fist of furry and stained mind of hate. He is quick to start a fight because he has nothing to lose. Because you are too sophisticated to him, you treat him with disdain and quick to pour verbal venom on him. In the blink of an eye, he draws out his pocket knife and press it to your fine body. While you writhe in pains, he flee into the streets because that is where he belongs. You learn a lesson never to engage the almajiri in a fight. Suppressed eventually by age, he become weak in the hustles of the streets and resort finally to begging as curtain of life draws on him. As he battles to bid farewell to his unfair life, he look back at the offspring of his groin -the next almajiris of his legacy. Tearfully musing

The broken home of the northern family. In effortless ceremony, a man got hitched to his wife and swiftly a family setting begun. In no time, Allah bless them with a boy and joy raided the air. Just as the boy clocks three years, he is escorted by the father into the city to learn the Quran. Yes, a three year old is forcefully pulled away from his mother to God knows where! The father returns home to the embrace of his wife in kulle. Putus -another baby is on the way as the first one is left forgotten. The mallam in his wisdom has been blessed by Allah and using his economic dexterity, he sends the poor child into the street to ask for arms. In the harshest of the street, the 3 years old boy learns survival instincts. He battles ruggedly against unexpected elements. In no time, he becomes a champion of the street. Unfortunately, he is cut off from the affinity of family bonds, he has no relations to share feelings with as this lad is left for the street to mould him into her dictates. He becomes vicious, angry and paranoid. To subdue his anger against his mallam, he is told never to question his conditions as it is Allah's will for him. He is told to hate those who don't belong to his religion and with unmitigated fury, he brews in anger against the people in the society. With age catching up with him, the street becomes uninhabitable for him. He can't longer beg because no one give alms to an able bodied man. He resorts to crime-from picking pockets to petty stealing and eventually to violent crimes. He is completely a nuisance to the society. The lucky ones amongst his peers are recruited into political thuggery and others brainwashed into religious fundamentalism. As the circle of the almajiri life continues, he is arrested for any of the crimes above and made to serve jail terms. After years in confinement, he comes out more bitter,frustrated and hopeless. With no task to do, he takes to selling water and ridding okada. Again, he continues his romance with the streets. Like a walking corpse, he moves around with fist of furry and stained mind of hate. He is quick to start a fight because he has nothing to lose. Because you are too sophisticated to him, you treat him with disdain and quick to pour verbal venom on him. In the blink of an eye, he draws out his pocket knife and press it to your fine body. While you writhe in pains, he flee into the streets because that is where he belongs. You learn a lesson never to engage the almajiri in a fight. Suppressed eventually by age, he become weak in the hustles of the streets and resort finally to begging as curtain of life draws on him. As he battles to bid farewell to his unfair life, he look back at the offspring of his groin -the next almajiris of his legacy. Tearfully musing

Ha ha ha my able presido. Nigerians really miss u so much !!!


Zombies will be like wen will bubu carries femi adeshina n lie muhammed son !!!

ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANNOUNCEMENT!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GENERAL PUBLIC IS HEREBY INVITED TO THE OFFICIAL AND PUBLIC COMMISSIONING OF PROJECTS DULLY EXECUTED BY OUR ABLE AND HONOURABLE PRESIDENT AND COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF HIS 300 DAYS IN OFFICE. PROJECTS TO BE COMMISSIONED ARE AS FOLLOWS: A. NORTH EAST. THE UNENDING AND CONTINUOUS BOMBING, DESTRUCTIONS AND KILLINGS OF INNOCENT CITIZENS BY THE MISGUIDED BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF MR. PRESIDENT DR. MALLAM MUHHAMADU BUHARI. VENUE: VILLAGES, TOWNS AND CITIES OF BORNO, GOMBE, YOBE, ETC. TIME: TILL DONE. B. NORTH WEST. THE KILLING OF OVER 700 HARMLESS SHIITES MEMBERS BY THE NIGERIA ARMY UNDER THE COMMAND AND ORDER OF MR PRESIDENT AND COMMANDER IN CHIEFS, DR MUHHAMADU BUHARI. VENUE: ZARIA TOWN TIME: TILL DONE. C. NORTH CENTRE/ MIDDLE BELT. THE KILLINGS OF OVER 300 AGATU FARMERS AND THE DESTRUCTION OF FARMS AND HOUSES AND GENOCIDAL ACT OF THE BELOVED BROTHERS AND BOYS OF MR PRESIDENT THE FULANI HERDSMEN WITH THE FULL BACKING AND SUPPORT OF THE SECURITY AGENTS. VENUE: AGATU VILLAGE, BENUE STATE. TIME: TILL DONE. D. SOUTH WEST. THE KIDNAPPING OF PROMINENT LEADERS OF YORUBA LAND AND THE ATTACK AND KILLINGS OF YORUBA'S BY THE FEARFUL AND DREADED BLESSED BROTHERS OF THE PRESIDENT. VENUE: ONDO, EKITI, OGUN, OYO, OSUN AND LAGOS MILE 12. TIME : TILL DONE. E. SOUTH SOUTH/ NIGER DELTA. THE INVASION OF ALL COMMUNITIES OF THE NIGER DELTA BY NIGERIA ARMY AND THE SHOOTING AND KILLINGS OF INNOCENT CITIZENS, BOTH CHILDREN AND PREGNANT WOMEN. VENUE: ALL NIGER DELTA, CREEKS, VILLAGES AND TOWNS. TIME: TILL DONE. F. SOUTH EAST. THE SHOOTING AND KILLINGS OF PEACEFUL, HARMLESS AND INNOCENT BIAFRANS ON THE STREETS OF IGBO LAND BY THE SECURITY AGENTS OF MR PRESIDENT AND COMMANDER IN CHIEF, DR MUHHAMADU BUHARI. VENUE: ALL EASTERN STATES AND CITIES. TIME: TILL DONE. DATES WILL BE ANNOUNCED BY THE NATIONAL CHAIRMAN OF APC, ALL PROMISED CANCELLED IN DUE TIME. ANNOUNCER: LUCIFER SATAN. THE GENERAL OVERSEER OF APC CHAINS.