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RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose (part 2) by cyprus000: 7:05pm On May 10, 2016
firstEVA:
yes, yes, I feel the rage, bring it on pathetic lunatic. Your disses are lame, so lame I feel like crying. What is foolish and ness, is there anything like ness? Bwahahahahaha. If there is anything which smells here, it's you dear father Chimp, your havnt had contact with water for ages, you stinnk from a million miles, the appearance of your facial hairs gives testament to that. You are so Ugly and retarded, the first day your dad saw you after so many years of abandoning your mama after raping her to pregnancy, he cried, he shed tears of pain cos he hoped he would have a child who would look and behave better than him, you turned out to be worse, now you understand why he has abandoned you and your wretched mum.

My dear, from your pic you are an old man, old enough to raise a home, poverty, frustration and your suicidal tendencies has prevented you from doing so.

I like how I have dragged you to the gutter with me grin
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Lol. Rage you say? no I didn't release any rage.
I can see that you're having a hard time ingesting the fact that you're a walking CORPSE.
Aww! It must have been very hard for you to take.

You really don't have to blame me, miss piggy.
How else can one aptly discribe a putrescent mass, a stench that deserve nothing but the profoundest contempt?

The dreg of this earth that ought to be caught and forcefully given concoction of dangote cement and raw acid to drink, for the greater good of humanity

BTW, I see you're now acting lyk a market woman and getting all emotional.
Well, one can't cheat nature. You see why I said that I don't engage females, not to talk of a bloody civilian.

Wait a minute; you actually call all the insipid wack you've been yapping on this thread 'diss' and 'comback'? Infact, who Is dissing you? Me or another person? Cos as far as I know. I'm just discussing with you and aptly describing you.

Sentiment apart; Can the highlighted recircled mama and papa rubbish be considered diss or comeback?

the first day your dad saw you after so many years of abandoning your mama a fter raping her to pregnancy, he cried, he shed tears of pain cos he hoped he would have a child who would look and behave better than him,

the fool who impregnated your mother passed on his barbaric genes to you, a real chip of the old block you are. He chased your mum for years, fought her everywhere, attacked her day in day out then finally raped her to birth a Barbarian in the form of a baby human ape. That's how you were born

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FYI: I don't do diss and comeback. They're for kids. I only describe and slap people with reality.
I think its paramount I stop wasting time "typing" to address the heap of wack you call "comeback".
You'll receive pictorial reply from now on, until you come up with something fit for my precocity.

Lest I forget; did you actually assert that you dragged me into your home(gutter)? Naw, naww! That can't happen. There's unequivocal difference btwn human and pig.
It is good tho, cos you're making peace with yourself, by accepting who you truly are(a pig swimming in gutter).
I can not join you in yapping mama and papa gibberish. I have the deapest respect for parents. All i did was state the greatest mistake of human history, committed by your parents, wen they birthed you.

Hungry bittch. I bought you pig foodgrin
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Or do you prefer dog food? grin

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RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose (part 2) by cyprus000: 10:39am On May 10, 2016
Berlyn:
i gat a nose i'm so proud of !!! cheesy no need of surgery lol
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See better pikin.cheesy
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RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose (part 2) by cyprus000: 10:36am On May 10, 2016
firstEVA:
the look on your face now grin
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Awww! This poor pig is really hurt. Lolgrin

So, you've resort to market women banter, cos you've run out of idea.

Nah! Cyprus don't play in the mud.

Hang on. I'll be with you when I'm through with work.


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RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose (part 2) by cyprus000: 10:31am On May 10, 2016
firstEVA:
you said nothing absolutely nothing. Is this how you intend to reach 100 pages? Explanations upon explanations? You disappoint me daddy ape, I really expected punchlines, the type that will knock me off. You are a learner. I see my words drove you mad, then I consoled you and you calmed down grin. You aren't a match, you are way below my league, no surprises no disses, just explanations and explanations. I am disappointed. Now Bleep off, go back to your mama asss.
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Wait wait! Hope you're not trying to run?
C'mon don't do that to me. Your escape plan is lame.
You need to keep proving to the world that you're a product of love affair btw foolish and ness.

Don't you think that the world deserve the right to know how it was cursed the moment your dad sperm swam to fertilise your mom ovum

don't get me wrong. I'm not saying that I hate a repulsive idiot lyk yourself. What I'm saying is that; I wouldn't give a benefit of two-blink before I unplug your life support to charge my phone that has full battery strength, in other to save the world from a preposterous inept dullard and a gaudy disease-ridden menace to, not only society, but all living creatures

Which is why you should be everly grateful to trees, tirelessly producing oxygen for an underseving and unworthy m0r0n lyk you.

Hmmm.. I perceive a foul smell. What, firstEVA is a walking corpse
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RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose (part 2) by cyprus000: 9:44am On May 10, 2016
iamkingzlee:
Chineke! my oga, Top of the morning to you
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Morning to you...brotherly

Baba, no mind me oo! I just dey catch fun.

How your side na?
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RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose (part 2) by cyprus000: 9:40am On May 10, 2016
ireneony:
u nor de tire..
Ode
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No, I just dey start,mumu grin
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RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose (part 2) by cyprus000:
firstEVA:
awwwww, how sweet embarassed our Adult chimpazee has taken time to explain things to firstEVA. Few posts away, you said this bwahahahahahahaha, now your entire post was at proving why you changed account and what your dp is about grin. After the next round of dozes, you may denounce you religion, lol.

You see, I told you its only a matter of time before you shove aside the use of big stupid and unrelated words, you have even taken to Naija pidgeon you should give me some credit old man wink

Now you would drown me, then you would unleash mayhem huh How long does it take dear Ugly unkempt animal, you waste My time you uncircumcised Jungle beast, you keep threatening, what are you waiting for you Bastarrd cursed ass wipe?

I see how angry you are now, you must have hit your head against the wall several times before you responded, it's beginning to get to you, I hope you don't have a noose close by, I don't want to be responsible for you suicide please grin

My dear, I could be a bag of filth, but you have spent time explaining your life issues and troubles to a bag of filth, you see how much of a cretin you are. You are so rêtarded when you were born doctors advised you are taken straight to home for the mentally challenged, but your poor mum insisted on having you, now she regrets it. Ever since the day you attempted raping her, she knew she had made the biggest mistake of her life keeping you, you imbecility which knows no boundaries.

Cursed son of a drunken basstard.

dear alternate, you've been noticed, I will show no mercy all the same q tongue
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Oops! The witch is hurt. She now feel lyk a nonentity, and knows that she is a worthless bag of filth...hehehehe!grin

I'm enjoying this lyk kilodegringringrin

I'm beginning to wonder; "What if i happen to suspend my respect for parents and decide to join this pig in yapping mama and papa gibberish."
I'm damn sure, she would've committed suicide by now, cos she is just a gallow deserving neophyte at it. Just take a look at that mama balderdash. Does that look lyk what an intelligent being could come up with? No!

Only a dunce with worst case of retro-cranial-rectitis could come up with that.

I'm only having a blithe moment with you and your self esteem is this badly hurt. Lolgrin
You nova see anything. The kaka just start, cos I've marked out 10yrs to remedy your down syndrome on this thread. Just prepare to get to 1000 page with me on this thread.

BTW; you said "prove”? Nah! I was only exposing your stupid surmise, and helping people confirm your wack and weak attempts of holding on inutile things lyk a bittch that you're(too too weak for me).

Hang on prostitute. Its not yet time to commit suicide. grin

Dirty thing.
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RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose (part 2) by cyprus000:
firstEVA:
you've started with the 300k again grin you see how how I manipulate and toss you to and fro, I made you stop reciting 300k like a ret*rd who just learnt a new word, then I made you start again, all I needed to do was press your replay button grin

I like the way you keep contradicting yourself, that's the effect of ass whooping from firstEVA, firstly you would unleash mayhem on me if I didn't stop, then I should be lucky cos you don't engage female, now what? Repeat yourself let the evidence of your imbecility flow freely cheesy

So you changed you account, what did you aim to achieve with that hun? Aha, I see, your dp, you want to draw something to my attention, you are getting embarrassed that I have named you jungle ugly beast, you want my attention diverted, congrats cheesy so it's about the missing person's picture, that was you when your mother declared you missing, when you could no longer face the challenges of life, when you were tired of seeing different men take her in the most dehumanizing way, you went missing grin why didn't you jump in the lagoon like teblizz almost did? Lmao

Anyways, I await the unleashing of the mayhem, woe betide you if you don't unleash it wink
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You see what I have been saying? Go school go school, una no gree go school.
Now, see how you just display the olodo wey you be.
It's now official to all and sundry, that you have zilch cognitive faculty.
Simple statement without grammar, you couldn't deduce.

Here is my assertion.
I'm only handling you blithely, cos if I decide to unleash mayhem on you.
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How does the statement " if I decide" amount to "would unleashe".

Now, you see that you're an idiot with infinitesimal cerebral capacity.

Ok, to the brouhaha about my account.
I know that as a prostitute, you can't help the feeling of checking net worth of every tom, dick, and Harry, which is why you keep romancing my dp.

Well, to your surmise; those who are well discern on my modus operandi on dis fora, know that I mainly use one moniker(Cyprus000), cos that's wat all my compatriots on foreign board/section use in tagging me. I only use alternate moniker lyk poseidon000 and marvelous000 when I'm serving a ban, and my ban elapsed yesterday morning being 9 of may(you can employ the use of a mod to ascertain that).
So, emancipated yourself from the paradise of illusion you wallow in, cos you're nothing but a suffocating object of excretion.
Can't you get it dumb head? You're too weak and lame for me. Lol. what a funny ram.

Emm..about the pics on my DP: do I need to address that? Ok, let me feed your curiosity.
I have that picture on my dp lyk only God knows when.infact, dat pics graced front page last year.
Maybe a look on this thread will help bring you back to reality>>www.nairaland.com/2372195/find-boyplease-call-number-0805-2675-667


So! you see, you hebetudinous one dimensional shameless exhibition of genetic deficiency. if I decide to bring down my weight on you. I'll heartlessly drown you in the queasy convulsing nausea of your trite


Worthless bag of filth
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RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose (part 2) by cyprus000:
firstEVA:
You don't engage females, lmao, I laugh at your attempt to escape grin
When you started, you threatend to unleash mayhem, you didn't know you don't engage females then? Hahahahaha

Fact is you are a bastarrd, only an ugly child who didn't grow up with the love of a father runs around a thread looking for females to prey on. You have exposed your foolishness and upbringing, the fool who impregnated your mother passed on his barbaric genes to you, a real chip of the old block you are. He chased your mum for years, fought her everywhere, attacked her day in day out then finally raped her to birth a Barbarian in the form of a baby human ape. That's how you were born, you've started from the Internet, chasing women by attacking them.

You may need a bigger dictionary for your comeback, what you typed up there is all rubbish, your head must hurt trying to put the big words side by side grin Pele o, I feel your pain cheesy

The only reason you dropped the issue of 300k is because you realized I am not falling for the cheap joke.

Chimpanzee, have you had banana today?
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Lol. gringrin escape you say? No, no! Sorry I have execrable news for you on that regard. I'm here for you even this thread reaches 50 page.
I don't renage on any pledge, especially when I've promised to curtail stupidity on dis forum

When I said I don't engage females. I didn't unequivocally mean that I won't engage a woman soulja. Heck, no!
you don't expected Cyprus to tolerate any potent barrage, whether from a male or female. I'm not cut out for gentleman _shit.
I'll sybaritically engage any potent adversary, tho I won't administer same judgement for both gender(my chat history is there for all to see).

The problem here is that you're a bloody civilian and a female pig at that, gifted with illusive believe that your lame and wack tantrums have more ballast than that of a leprous desert rat,concentrically running rabidly ,waiting for the lethal drop from a vicious and ravenous mamba lyk me.

I mean, you're an ineffable dunce yapping gibberish with a liberal embellishment of bad delivery, embroiled with reasonless vulgarities.

Wait a minute; You actually expect Cyprus000 to join you in yapping mama and papa balderdash lyk the highlighted lame gibberish you just spew.

the fool who impregnated your mother passed on his barbaric genes to you, a real chip of the old block you are. He chased your mum for years, fought her everywhere, attacked her day in day out then finally raped her to birth a Barbarian in the form of a baby human ape. That's how you were born, you've started from the Internet, chasing women by attacking them.

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Nah! Cyprus can not enmesh himself in such imbecility, especially with a sophistical m0r0n, soused with the exuberance of down syndrome, and gifted with egotistical imagination of imbecility that can at all times command an interminable and inconsistent series of lunacy to align with stupidity


BTW; my 300k offer is still on. Hungry bittch. Lolgrin


Hmm...what a donkey.

*spit*
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Foreign AffairsRe: Chaos….success! by cyprus000:
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I really dont want to say much,but the highlighted ultimately got my interest in the whole article.

Whats a few thousand American/ NATO soldiers/
cannon fodder lives in the end? To the empire it means nothing.
Whats a trillion dollars spent, more or less? How hard is it for them to just add a few more digits into electronic accounts, or print more dollars?
Who’s going to stop them?
The highlighted was exactly what i asserted on that other thread(thank jah, the writer have validated my claim), but people took it blithely,maybe they couldn't deduce what's going on behind the scene in the world financial system.
As long as the world continue to slack in liberating itself from the financial quagmire it has found itself.
Babylon will continue to capitalize on fiat system to bastardly print and pump money into world financial system,at zero cost and almost zero inflation.

We all know the adverse effect of this world financial foolishness; more funding for her war adventure and destabilization of world peace.

We need economic revolution lyk AIIB and BRICS, to fastly put an end to this financial impunity.

I just can't wait
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FamilyRe: My Wife Is Seducing Men, Help by cyprus000:
mentorandfriend:
That's what you get when your pursuit in life is to marry a beautiful, curvy woman. 99% of the time, you will get it wrong in marital choice because you neglect important things due to your vanity. Beauty without brain is a tragedy.

I do not know how best to stress it to people to stop pursuing beauty and handsome-ness. I'm not saying it because I'm ugly or not. No. I'm very very handsome, but there are greater things that makes a great home which these end time boys and girls neglect.

My advice: She is vain, just like you. Work on yourself and work on her, with all humility, to renew your minds. Talk about it over and over again with her. Share your big dreams with her to take her mind away from vanity. Give her a greater pursuit. Occupy her mind with greatness.

It's well with you.
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With all due respect, your assertion is out of touch with reality,cos ur advice/suggestion is mostly not obtainable in reality.

My people say dem no dey beg poo make em smell. to even think that she excused her vapidity with warp perception of having exclusive right to her body, shows the incorrigible lascivious behavioural inculcation she has undergone(one of the reason i pity men who marry feminist). the solution is the application of the "law of moses." Just lyk the old saying "action begets reaction, cause begets effect & sequence begets consequence.”
Petting her with the futile hope of making her behave aptly will only give her the chutzpah to misbehave with impunity,cos it is in human nature to go for soft spot while they avoid anything that will end in debacle.
just let her know that her lascivious deeds will be mete with dare consequence and you wont hesistate to punish her for any act of promiscuity and be ready to do as you say, if possible, mount spies .

If i'm in our shoe, walahi talahi, i go send her back to her papa house make them culture am for even summoning the chutzpah to excuse the premeditated nonesense.

Bobos dizz dayz dey fall my hand big time.
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