₦airaland Forum

olihilistic:
:-Xwho e help

Idydarling:
why are u insulting me online?
if what I said doesn't tally with ur values, I believe there is a more reasonable way to put across ur points without resorting to abuse.

firstking01:
Guy truth be say you sabi talk, hope say you ney dey chop chewing gum add am too, cos tha's the worst...i also percieved you get basket mouth too, e even show for your write up, and it's one thing that easily bisects girls from your type of person....me too sabi talk o, but with moderation....if i talk she said to me Ud it's Ok, asap i'd clip my mouth to avoid wahala

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Lol..
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The guy na glorified town crier![/size]

johnson232:
YES!!!
she should give everything to her husband...

Remember the bible instructed a woman to submit herself and her salary(EVERYTHING) ...

A Woman who do not submit herself and her salary to her husband is a sinner...

It is in the Bible...

DashMeYansh:
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odinese:
Can nairaland fp get fresh names with fresh comments? Not these same prettythicksme, cruzita, carolyner, introvert, nigeriantroll nd so on. Those people I mentioned above are just so boring, especially this boring ass teenager called Nigeriantroll that changes is font and types in deep blue or purple, he talks abt AMERICA more than is actual comment, which makes me think if its somewhere different I grew up from....lastly, he tries so hrd damn!...that guy is just so boring. pls mods ban him for Atleast a year..

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I concur with one exception.

Nigeriantroll of a guy, is the most vapid of all. The guy is wack, fake with acute case of inferiority complex.

He doesn't waste time to announce to the world that he stays in the US, as if it's some kinda achievement or those that are not in the US, are less privileged.

The rational behind his megalomania and obsession with living in the US, is what I'm yet to ascertain.

I mean, WTF is special about living in the US that this mental pillaged zombie of a guy is always vitiating sensible threads with vapid bullshitt.
Atimes I wonder if it's the same US we know or another US in planet mars.

I would've curtailed his vapid narcissism long ago, but the "troll" in his sobriquet, made me discard. the idea.[/size]

Princeparix:
Lolz.... My brother we wey d Yan from experience d be dem like film.

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Lol..I tell you.

Na too much oyinbo film dey cus this exuberance of gross ignorance,as regards to how our military dey run show for naija

My people say "one can only learn by teaching,advice and experience."

I pray for their soul in advance, if they choose to learn by experience
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Princeparix:
lolz...


People don d ginger now.... D calm cheat.

Na una type go dey d bus but no go talk when those elegushi looking soldiers go d kpolo driver and conductor.


If soldier never handle you.... You go still the claim naija citizen and say your right dey constitution till d salama you like phyno.

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Lol..dem nova know wetin dey sup, until lyk 7 specialist and teaching hospitals reject them, due to the intense beating wey dem go receive for summoning the chutzspah to challange naija soulja

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2dice:
The Egyptian baby is worried kus is daddy is a Mummy

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Guy, you hilariously killed me with the embolded
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The baby can not make out why his pops man is dragging mummy title with his mama

Agbada dun hook for birb wire, for the pikin thinking faculty[/size]

nerilove:
Not a good thing medically because its a threat to those living

Ginaz:
That's all in the past, we're not on talking terms anymore.

Ginaz:
He was about hitting my head hard on the ground in fact, he did but my reflex was what saved me and I mistakenly held his shirt at the collar and it torn, I should have sat down there like a ram?

Ginaz:
My father almost broke my head and I held his shirt in reflex, all hell broke loose. He said I fought him and torn his shirt, well, the shirt is still in his ward rope since four years now.
He's keeping it and showing everybody that cares to see, I told him to just open a museum and show cast it, that will fetch him money.

emenas:
lol i think this man is high on osogbo weed

Zoharariel:
Haaaaa! Baba, I been just dey troll ni oooo.

Zoharariel:
Vladimirovich Putin, my son, be wary when you see a rat threatening a cat, we have an adage for it in Ijebu, it is called “Dada o le ja, sugbon o laburo togbo ju le” meaning “Dada (A person with dreadlocks) cannot fight but has a younger sibling he relies on”.

You do not need an astrologist to tell you that Amerika is scheming to replicate the bombing of Hiroshima & Nagasaki on Moscow & St. Petersburg so I suggest you position atleast 42% of your sophisticated nukes towards Amerika preferably the R-36M so that the bastards at the Pentagon do not see them coming.

1 thing is certain, my son, when push comes to shove, NATO will blink & cower at the blasts of the Russian Topol-M & RS-24 Yars.

But you must do me 2 important favours - Putin;

1.) Make sure the 1st nuclear missile target in Saudi-Arabia is the Kaaba so that I can tell my muslim neighbour who is fond of telling me - “I am going to Mecca, I am going to Mecca” - to change his pilgrim destination to the Taman Budaya Sentul Amusement Park in Jarkata Indonesia.

2.) Make sure the 5th nuclear missile target in Amerika (Because I already know that the 1st, 2nd, 3rd & 4th targets are WhiteHouse, Pentagon, Langley & WallStreet) is directed at the city of Pontiac in Michigan so that my heartless Ex-woman friend can be roasted like Asun (roasted goat meat) for breaking my heart by emigrating to Amerika in 2014 without telling me until a week later. I have not been able to love ever since.

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ahnie:
Ring yur mother,tell the b.itch i said,she z an imbe.cile and a free woman.had it bn,she isnt an idiot,she wouldnt hav sent yu to trouble her daughter inlaw.useles mother...the apple dusnt fall far from the tree.thank God,your brother drove yu away.uselez oniranu

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And you have to insult her mom to drive your point?
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Zoharariel:
BTW, I like your lips, they're making me crave a sloppy Mouth Action.

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No allow woman wrapperism put you for gbese one day oo!

Mammy water dun full everywhere now we no wun hear say a soulja was kidnapped by queen of the coast
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Tkester:
Turkey is just blabbing, and they know that. Nobody in this world can stop Putin. Even US is careful when dealing with Putin. Erdogan will be toast if he hits Putin's troops.

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In timaya voice
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