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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 4:20pm On Jun 13, 2015

RapLawd:
This your laffing pattern fit make me dey sumasult for hia maka chi,,,

Owkay oooo, please help beg him please but no give am bribery, you know say I get integrity to protect . Me kill kwarapzion you know na...

Thanks

#SAIRAPLAWD2015

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Yea.

Integrity you have.
plus effortles ruggedity

Nobody can desput that.

By looking at your pics alone.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2512547_picsart1434178141534_jpeg20cd368f882cd48f6bfeed6d3074395b

One don't need to be told that you are:-

Chukwuemeka tunda,muhammad shakua osama bin laden.

Four in one.

It is evident that you are chatting from sambisa forest

And you have your ancestoral root in sudan,mali,syria,iraq,iran,saudi arabia and qatar.

You are multi purpose and I envy your ruggedity.

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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 3:55pm On Jun 13, 2015

haywire1:
Warri boy no dey carry last, Pata Pata na draw
Bahd guy

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[size=13pt] Naso my brda [/size]

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: After Spending 2hrs On The Application Process, I Got Application Decline. by cyprus000: 12:42pm On Jun 13, 2015

Chinaimporter:
[size=13pt]In my company, i employ only first class graduates...not because they are smart but they are fully dedicated to the job..we have thousands of people with second class and they are just your average indisiplined nigerians...it takes serious dedication to make a firt class and that is the kind of spirit i want in my company.....i also employ mostly irreligious people and atheist,agnostic,deists etc because they are rational thinkers, better behaved,and not cut out for the bullshit called faith.....they work for me and me alone and i dont have to share loyalty with an imaginary helper from the sky.....i have a strict no alcohol at work policy and i dnt tolorate people that do drugs except for marijuana lovers although not the heavy users[/size]

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And who the fvck do you think,you are to them?.

A kinds of god??

Even dangote nova run mouth lyk this.

Please next time.
Employ the use of OLX jumia etc.

To tell the world how you have a very big company that you only employ First class.

And how you censor their life.
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Crime › Re: Two Young Nigerians Get 55 Years Jail Term In Enugu (Pictured) by cyprus000: 11:41am On Jun 13, 2015

Humanbeing1st:
HOPE THIS IGBO KIND OF A THING WONT DENT NIGERIA IMAGE PATAPATA OO.

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You are too beautiful for this.

It doesn't suit you ma'am

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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 11:29am On Jun 13, 2015

RapLawd:
Me just dey look you from angle 180°...

support me biko, no dey do ashawo again biko,

#TeamRapLawd2015

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Me dey rep raplawd already.
I dey your back.

And I dey talk to ZOD on BBC to join your team.

No forget say I still be ashawo fan
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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 11:21am On Jun 13, 2015

scentmarlc:
Buh i dey ontop your list abii....oyin17 how body nahhh.

Yu jez dey do me tananatinrinrin

AIM HIGH, SOAR HIGHER

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SCENTMARLC FOR MR NL2015

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Shuu!!!!

Na my own blood brda,na him you dey ask whether him dey the list?

Come,when last you take your fever medicine.

E be lyk that mosquito really bite you wella.

Abi you dun allow tsetse fly give you color/river blindness.
Wey be say you no fit recognize me.

Oya tell me.

How you dey see me,na yellooow yelloow,red red,blue blue.
Abi you just dey see me black black.

Na which one1[/size]

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 11:08am On Jun 13, 2015

scentmarlc:
Ahahahhahhahhahahh No be so oo Oga niii, na just 99 percent i dey control ooooooo

AIM HIGH, SOAR HIGHER

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SCENTMARLC FOR MR NL2015

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Look at u

I look lyk person wey wear pampars.

Dey look face when you want lie next time.

But make sure say you no do tomboy,go break babalawo doughter heart

You no the rest na!

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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 11:00am On Jun 13, 2015

oyin17:
join the winning team. Agarawu23 for the crown . thanks sugar

[size=13pt] Agarawu na my guy.

I dey him back.
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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 10:55am On Jun 13, 2015

Lamispaco:
had a wonderful night
Good morning,it's my interview today hopefully you will be around,and I can be rest assured of you voting for me during the contest.

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Sure.

Just tag me with the link to the thread.
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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 8:54am On Jun 13, 2015*

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 8:51am On Jun 13, 2015

oyin17:
I'm good dear, na campaign we dey........Agarawu23 is my man. who is your cand?

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Ma na ashawo fan I be for this male contest

I no get particular candidate.
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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 8:47am On Jun 13, 2015

tizblink:
Broda, long time oh!
Your mention got me. Just been keeping it low key since the first time out.

Whats happening? Yan me.
Besides you don make people dey mention my moniker like sey I be king maker.

To all 'em bros in this goodluck

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It is true.
This is not royalty contest,where the opinion of others are not needed,except the king maker's.

This is a democratic contest,in which winners emerge.
Based on the decision of the electrotrate.

But that doesn't change the fact that the electorate.
Need to be convinced and believe that their mandate will be followed and well represented.

It is up to each candidate to convince and show commitement that the mandate of electorat will be their top priority and represented.

That's where you come in bro.
You are good in that and dats what the candidates need from you.

Good to know.

I cun dey wonder where you go hide,cos you just disappear totally.

Hope say you dun come back fully?

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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 8:20am On Jun 13, 2015

oyin17:
Twas good and yours?

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It was g8t dear.

It has been a while.

Where did you run to?..and hope you are not looking for trouble has usual [/size]

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 8:17am On Jun 13, 2015

scentmarlc:
Yes oooooooooo
U nko?

AIM HIGH, SOAR HIGHER

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SCENTMARLC FOR MR NL2015

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I dey cool .

I hear say na you dun dey control all the shemkems
Base on your fine boy
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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 7:35am On Jun 13, 2015

scentmarlc:
Wat more do we wana hear....
You sed it all bozz....
Respect !!!!

I am Natural and Devoid of any Photoshopping
I am Courageous and humble
I am talented and Experienced
I am matured and friendly
I AM S.C.E.N.T

https://s21.postimg.org/iwrixzfqv/smmiamscent.jpg

ITS SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY

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One love..brotherly.

Hope say you sleep well?
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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 7:33am On Jun 13, 2015

oyin17:
Good morning

[size=13pt] Morning dear.
Hw was your night? [/size]

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 7:30am On Jun 13, 2015

cho25bc:
Thanx 4 d observation. I'm not trying to speak 4 flow but d campaign is not limited to dis thread alone. We are also going 2 oda threads.
But we av to be careful abt it becos d 1st day I opened dis thread,I read sometin dat d campaign must not be taken outside d thread,else bans may be served.
All d same,thanx 4 ur observations. Adjustments will be made where neccesary.
#Team
#Saiflow

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Yea

They are many ways to do that,within the provision of the rule.
You have to start with your signature.
Having gone through your sign..I have to say.
It aint captivatin at all,if not that I am chatting with you on this.
I wouldn't have seen it.
You need a nice font and color representation.
I can help you on that,if you want.

Try and get a clear designed graphics of him.
When ever you make a reguler comment on other thread,you upload it.

Make sure the pics is not in your post,but religated to the image space provided down your sign.

By doing so,no moderator have the right to ban you,cos those are your private space.

NOTE:not everytime you abide by this.
they are times you run direct campaign,but in a matured way.
In which you wont distract other users.
Try and get alternat moniker for that.

I will say more leta.
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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 6:58am On Jun 13, 2015*

Lamispaco:
cyprus000 taking sense from your post about tagging same people over and over again,thanks so much bro...spot on

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You are highly welcome bro.

Hw was your night? [/size]

Romance › Re: Guys Please Advice A Brother! by cyprus000: 12:17am On Jun 13, 2015

Youngpo413:
b!tches hates to be fuckkked and dumped,I wonder how else b!tches to be treated.

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They are bittchs and deserve no respect.
Make sure you fucck them left and right and wen they call you heart breaker
Take that has a complement.

I give respect to who deserve it,whether you are a woman or man.

If some of this dirty girls parading on this thread.
are the only femals in the world.

I'd rather remain single for forever.

Some naija galz with their warped mentallity are really irritating.
Just look at how one of them,was uncouthly insulting a guy.
and one innocent nigga wey no know anything,go carry her put for house and call her "wife".

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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 11:04am On Jun 12, 2015

cho25bc:
Lol!u didn't mention flow bro,bt no offence sha. He needs ur support. Pls put in some votes 4 him. Thanx.
#Saiflow

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Ma'am

What you are doing is just lyk reminding me that I am hungry.
Is dat possible?..NO

This are my hommies,representing me.
for the fact that I didn't mention name lyk

afuye
iamkingzlee
Flow1759
Etc

Doesn't mean I don't hold them dear,in my heart.
Has others
This are my blood brdas from anoda mama and papa.

And there is no way,a brda will be reminded to stand by his own brdas

I rep them,come rain come shine.

I want to drop a little word of adjustment for the following.

iamkingzlee with all due respect to your campaign team.
They ain't living up to to expectation,it's lyk dey are sleeping.
Step up your rally,get designer's and creative writers to think out of the box and distinguish yourslf from the pack.
That's what gives you identity.

Flow1759 with wat I can deduce from the small time I spent here.
You ain't even arund,your presence matters a lot.
And you don't have enough campaigner's to project your persona.
Lobby for campaigner's and make sure your campiagn aint limited to this place alone,cos traffic in here is very small.
Half of the people who visit here are other campainger's.
So look for influential people to project you.
Election has to do with god fatherism,whether you like it or not.
Humans are designed to follow the pack,just lyk animals do.
This are unconscious part of human behaviour.
Dats why you see people having role model and doing what ever such people do.
They are people who are seen as role model on this forum and when they do somtin.
Other people who look up to dem follow suit,cos they want to feel among.
You have to feed on that weakness.
Just lyk buhari did with rochas and it paid off in imo state.

THIS IS FOR EVERY CONTESTANT:don't continue to tag same people over and over again.
This will irritate them and they won't take you serious.

And when you eventually tag them on the day of election.
They will just scroll down and won't bother to read your mention,cos you must have spammed their mention.
And we humans hate doing or seeing same thing over and over again.
Dats why you don't lyk watching same movies over again,cos it will be boring.

IF YOU HAVE NEW MONIKER'S YOU WANT TO TAG.
TAG DEM 3/4 TIMES,TO CREAT AWERNESS AND STOP,TILL THE DAY OF ELECTION.

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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 9:42am On Jun 12, 2015

RapLawd:
Ichie isim gawa na buruzia osi na nwata buru ogaranya...

All hail to you all...

RapLawd will always and all ways remain loyal to all Ndi Nze na Ndi Ozo...

And our people says that he who brings kola brings life...

So make we gozie ojia...

Our fellow brothers wey nobi Igbo origin, make wuna no vex say I go use Igbo present my prayers cus kola nut does not understand the queen's language, infact, e no dey hear pidgin sef...

So Umunnam na Umunnem ngwanu ka anyi gozie nu ojia...

Eze gburugburu na enigwe na okpuru uwa nine gbara gburugburu anyi kele gi, na asi gi na imela, na asi kwa gi dalu maka ihe oma ina emelu anyi, na ekena kwa gi na isi nke nwanne anyi nwoke nke wetelu Oji ndu bu Ichie Chief Cyprus000,anyi we na ayo gi ka mmasi diri na ebe ya nwa no na asigi gozie ya nke oma...

Anyi na ayo gi ka anyi nine bu ndi ga ata ojia tata mmasi gi, ogologo ndu, aru isi ike na onwu na Afa Jesu,,, (Iseeee )....

#SaiRapLawd2015

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Owu otu osi me' nwanne.

Do you have campaign manager?.

I want to direct som1 to you

Cc: ZOD[/size]

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 9:33am On Jun 12, 2015

scentmarlc:
Hahahhahahhahhah cyprus my niggy. Wataguan.
Dont mind that [size=13pt]'sperm bottle"[/size] joooor, d tin dey withunt me even for toilet
How levels nah padii mii
You'v been gone way too long joor, some smirks been running me down since, buh nao dat yu ar here.....i fear no foes.
Cheers brova.

I am Natural and Devoid of any Photoshopping
I am Courageous and humble
I am talented and Experienced
I am matured and friendly
I AM S.C.E.N.T

https://s21.postimg.org/iwrixzfqv/smmiamscent.jpg

ITS SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY

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..I been think say you dun heal

Na who be those smirks wey dey try fucck with my brda.
Abi them want hang
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2508336_hang_jpeg04df5ca5cc61dfe023feee18fec05af6

No babylon messes with my own and gets away.
Hope say dem knw say me na 007,jackie chan,bruce lee and superman all togeda

Hope you got campaign manager already?.

If you don't have,I will talk to tizblink to manage your campaign.

He is a good political scientist/analyist,with years of experience.
You can check the femal election thread and see for your self.
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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 9:10am On Jun 12, 2015

RapLawd:
Alobam.... Cyprus000 the real king m'...ibuzi my ichie... emperor of the emperors...

RapLawd dey for Mars dey throw you salutations...

RapLawd is

Simple by nature

Talented by default

Gentle in reality

Humble in spirit

Accommodating by principle

Great in mindset

Awesome in creativity

A true hustler

Absolute pace setter

Cheerful being

Vibrant fellow

Unrelenting go-getter

Unbiased

Swaggacious

Original Naija-Boi

Nairaland Oriented

After all this no call me a chest beater....

#SaiRapLawd2015

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I feel you..brotherly.
You are a true son of the soil.

Kwenu Nwanne!

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There is no link btwn you and chest beating,all the above mentioned are just few of your attribut.
Real gggz can attest to that.

we are right behind you,and for this.
I offer you the apple of our land
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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 11:37pm On Jun 11, 2015

Jarizod:
thanx boss

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I sight you..brotherly.

You are the son of the soil.

Continue to represent us.
we dey your back.
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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 11:27pm On Jun 11, 2015

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WTF..serious spamming is going on here

scentmarlc hw far na,I see say na you dey lead for the spamming game

No allow anti-spamm mark your moniker like me,cos e go even they witch-hunt you for dream
Hope say market tight..brotherly?
I dey your back,till I breath my last.

Jarizod: wadup bro,I sight you from afar
I dey feel you...brotherly
I gat your back bro

Raplawd my man,I dey gbadu your ruggedity and originality brotherly.

Keep representing the brotherhoood..

sosiqdude I sight you..brotherly.
Hope say you be true igbo son,I no lyk all this "my mama tell me say I be igbo"

And to all my other other hommies.

Una dey my heart come rain come shine
I no fit mention all monikers,abeg make una pardon a fellow brda

Tizblink

My blood brother from anoda mumsy/popsy.

I miss your presence,where you go hide na.

Come be campaign manager for one of the above.[/size]

Nairaland General › Re: If You Find This Boy,please Call This Number=0805-2675-667 by cyprus000(op): 5:17pm On Jun 11, 2015

kilode100:
Something is fishy.

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Fishy asin how?

Please report to the nearest police station if you find him

Thanks
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Nairaland General › Re: If You Find This Boy,please Call This Number=0805-2675-667 by cyprus000(op): 5:12pm On Jun 11, 2015

MuhdG:
I am curious as to why you didnt suggest taking him to the police station if found

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That is very welcomed sire.

I think its a nice idea
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Nairaland General › Re: If You Find This Boy,please Call This Number=0805-2675-667 by cyprus000(op): 11:38am On Jun 11, 2015

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Amen.

Thank you ma'am
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Nairaland General › Re: If You Find This Boy,please Call This Number=0805-2675-667 by cyprus000(op): 11:36am On Jun 11, 2015

caniva:
[size=16pt]Please include the BOY'S NAME. It will also help.[/size]

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I just did

Thank you
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Nairaland General › Re: If You Find This Boy,please Call This Number=0805-2675-667 by cyprus000(op): 11:10am On Jun 11, 2015*

meetndee:
Where was he seen last? Has the police been alerted?

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Around the library,according to his dad.

Yes the police has been alarted..

You ought to know how our nigerian police operate.
They have been telling the dad to calm down for the past 12dayz now and no result.
With no serious commitement shown in locating him.

So he decided to take matters into his hand.
We are planning on publishing this on daylies

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For those asking for his name.

It is AUDU BAKO

But we nicknamed him "SOLDIER"

I don't actually know his age,but he should be around 10/12 yrs

Dark in complexion,with average height of 3/4ft

SOM1 SUGGESTED,YOU REPORT TO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION,IF FOUND AND I THINK IT IS A GREAT IDEA.

So as to save you the stress.

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Nairaland General › Re: If You Find This Boy,please Call This Number=0805-2675-667 by cyprus000(op): 11:02am On Jun 11, 2015

Acekidc4:
May you find the Boy IJN.

Cc: Seun,Lalasticlala, Ishilove pls FP pls, we need people to see this so they can help the missing boy family!!

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Amen

Thank you my brada.

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