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1- The worship leader starts with…somebody shout
halleluyah…
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2- And then…“Sing this song like you mean it ”
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3- Eventually, the worship leader sings a song you know
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4- After worship…Slap 5 people a hi 5
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5- And then…’tell them welcome to church’…but your
neighbor has mouth odour
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6- When the pastor mentions the topic and you are excited
about the word
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7- But the message gets too long…
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Sigh…
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8- Finally…Offering time, blessing time!
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9- Worship Leader sings ‘who has the final say?’
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10- But she changes the song and you can’t dab to it
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11- And finally church ends but you are told to wait
behind for a ‘brief’ meeting… that extends to 1hr 30mins
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12- When you finally leave church by 4pm…
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I was chatting with a friend this Evening, and he asked me
a question that “If my salary is N2,000,000 per month, how
much can i give my wife as her monthly allowance?” and i
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Ibrahim Magu, the chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), has warned Nigerians to beware of fraudsters parading themselves as members of the commission, in a bid to collect bribe for the release of a detain person. According to Magu, he didn’t give permission to anybody to ask for payments so as suspects, under investigation by the commission could be released. This is contained in a statement made available to the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN), by EFCC’s Head of Media and Publicity, Wilson Uwujaren in Abuja on Thursday, May 19.
Magu’s statement read: “It has come to the knowledge of the EFCC that some persons have been using the name of its chairman fraudulently. “These fraudsters also claimed that they had his permission to ask for payments to secure the release of suspects under investigation by the commission. “The commission warns the public to be wary of the activities of these fraudulent individuals who have no relationship whatsoever with Magu and the EFCC. “I have not mandated anybody to collect money on my behalf from any person or organisation; It is not in my character to do so, otherwise I will not be in this office. “I am contented with what I am paid at the end of the month. “Anyone caught trying to tarnish my hard earned reputation and integrity must be prepared to face the music. “I have accounts in three banks and, on no account should anybody make lodgment into any of my accounts without my knowledge.” Magu also promised that the commission will discharge its duties , “guided solely by the fear of Almighty God, the overriding interest of our fatherland, Nigeria and the rule of law and not any pecuniary motive.”
The statement advised the public to report calls from suspected scammers and forward the callers’ numbers to the EFCC via: info@efccnigeria.org, theeagle@efccnigeria.org. “The Commission could also be reached on: 09-9044571, 09-9044572, 09-9044573.’’ Meanwhile, a civil society organization, Joint Action Coalition of Civil Societies in Nigeria have called on Magu to investigate corrupt activities in the commission. Speaking to journalists in Abuja, the national coordinator of the organization, Ikpa Isaac asked the EFCC chairman to come out clear and tell Nigerians his decision over corrupt allegations within the commission.
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The alarm was raised on Thursday, May 19, at a meeting in which the need to pay more attention to the development was raised. Vanguard reports that the Auditor General of the Federation (AGF), Mr Samuel Tyonongo Ukura, made the disclosure during a meeting with the Edo state Auditor-General and members of the Edo state public accounts committee in his office in Abuja. Ukura, however, assured that Nigeria was in the process of conducting an environmental audit of the River Niger to determine its level of dryness. Meanwhile, AGoF has called on the National Assembly to pass the Audit Bill into law. He said there were certain international ratings that the country cannot attain without passing an audit law. Ukura explained that the initial investigation of the River Niger showed that the decline of the river’s flow was mainly due to climate change, industrial waste and problems caused by population growth. River Niger has a total length of about 4100 kilometres and is the third longest river in Africa, after the Nile and the Congo-Zaire rivers and spreads through ten countries. It is estimated that about 110 million people live in the river’s basin. Ukura said the audit will be done under the African Supreme Audit Institute (AFROSAI), with Mali, Niger, Burkina Faso, Benin, Cameroon, Algeria, Chad and Cote I’voire taking centre stage as they are directly affected. He said it was necessary for government to address the issue so as to avoid a repeat of the negative impact of the drying up of Lake Chad. “Within a few decades, River Niger will completely disappear. There are certain things in the preliminary investigation we discovered that is happening. People have been building dams without authorisation along the river. “And the law establishing the River Niger Basin Commission states that before you do any serious activity along the River Niger, you have to tell other countries.” But these activities are taking place without authorisation. “Also the river is being misused. There are certain activities that will cause the river to dry up, like dumping waste. “People dump certain things like toxin waste and it destroys our aquatic system. So we will look at these things to see what can be done to stop its drying,” he said. He said that the countries plan to hold a meeting to this effect in September, here in Nigeria. On the call on the National Assembly to pass the Audit Bill into law, Mr Ukura said there were certain international ratings that the country cannot attain without passing an audit law. According to him, “The audit law was created in 1956 when the main sources of revenue was from the sale of cocoa, soyabeans, groundnut, timber, palm oil and the rest. So this needs to be looked at. “Also, the audit law when passed will give the office of the Auditor-General more power and some hidden forces do not want this . “This is because the new law will give the office the power to sanction and disallow certain expenditure and some people do not want that,” he said. In his remarks, the Auditor-General, Edo state, Mr Bernard Aigbe said that the he and members of his office were there to see how to bridge gaps between the two offices. Aigbe noted that the office of the Auditor-General of the Federation had introduced certain strategies at federal level to ensure efficient use of government resources which he planned to introduce in Edo state. Their focus he said was on the Treasury and Performance Audit which tries to monitor and evaluate government expenditure on capital projects to ensure completion.
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Akpos and Nuku( brother) Akpos : “I’m gonna tell you a story with 4parts. Remember that, 4parts!” Nuku : “Alright..” Akpos : “Okkay, I’m gonna start with part 1. There was a husband and a wife, they were driving to a campsite when they came upon a split road. The husband says “let’s take the left one.” The wife says “I think we should take the right road.” Then the husband slaps the wife across the face ” who’s driving, me or you?!” and they take the left path.” Nuku : “Hahaha” Akpos : “Now i’m gonna tell you part 2. Once they get to the campsite the husband goes fishing so his wife can cook their dinner. He comes back and the wife says “good now I can cook fish soup for us to eat!” The husband says “but I wanna eat fried fish”The wife slaps the husband across the face and says “who’s cooking me or you?!” and they end up drinking fish soup. Nuku : “Oh ayayayayya!” Akpos: “Now i’m gonna tell you part 4” Nuku: “What about part 3?!” Akpos: [Slaps his brother across the face] who’s telling the story me or you? Responses
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