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This is d right time to bid diz site farewell

Rick9: On the phone with Wizkid.
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Wizkid: hello who i dey talk to

Rick9: bros Wizkid na me oh.

Wizkid: ah Rick na your voice be this ?

Rick9: no bros na your voice oh. Anyway bros i hear something oh

Wizkid: wetin be that ?

Rick9: bros them say you dey insult Tonto Dike. Na true. ?

Wizkid: no mind her oh. When she go dey sing one wack song i dey try tell her she dey talk anyhow.

Rick9: en na wah oh. But bros why na . Ok wait make i conference her.
(phone Ring tonto Dike pick

Tonto Dike: Hello who be this .
Rick9: na me na ah.
Tonto Dike: ah rick9 na your voice be this.
Rick9: tonto dike no oh. Na your voice. Wizkid dey online oh. I conference am
Tonto Dike: Wizkid na me you dey curse abi. See en that jeep when i buy for you return am. Fast
Wizkid: ah na so you dey harsh make i come dey trek Abeg na sorry na.
Rick9: na una know jor. (cut phone)

see ur kpekus outside,u even dey bros wizkid...anywayz who knws ur age sef

azpekuliar: Why is Seun not married?

who go marry poor man?

uzoexcel: get a proper job biatchhhhhhhhhhhh

bros don vex

freecocoa: How old is enough to even get married?
Let me know if this question applies to me.

atleast 20 buh I guess u r 32 so u r over qualified sef and as well gettin closer to menopause

Eze Promoe: akpu egheleghe

ko ni beske fun iya e...o ma gbina ni o

Eze Promoe: Asim na kedu ka akuko a ga-esi wetu onu ahia Garri na ahia?

shame on u so there's no how u cud say garri in ur language....tribalist

Na condition make cray fish bend na....bros u for no start dis kind thread for wia jobless and singles men and women dey,dem too full nairaland forum ehn

Redmosquito: Minion: Ur Evilness! You wont believe wat made frontpage today!
Hades: What?
Minion: Wizkid Yab The TonTo
Hades: HUH?! WAT THE F__K! what is wrong wi
Minion: My Lord! Pls Dont Say anything ooooo! Dem fit ban you again

they dare nt ban me,if seun wants to kip dis site goin...if u doubt me try it

No matter how frazzled tonto dike might be,I bet she wil neva say a single word coz wizkid has dealt seriously with her to d extent of losing count...d last time I checked it was around 150times buh now I can't say...all d same ohio street is rockin'....obama on point

eduson55: Let me issue you this warning..
this should be the last time you come here and say sh*t again my country.
if you dont have what to say,continue rolling on the floor and lufao..

is diz a joke or what, infact I got frazzled with your childish comment and I feel like dazing your stinking mouth a big slap

Ekiesma: If they do that then every Niger Delta person should be compensated.. or else their will be war in this nation.

internet warrior....buhahahahaha

Madawaki01: Why didn't u pple want d govt to compensate them,so u want them to continue their bombings,abeg pay them jare kiakia,at least we have the money,settle them b4 they reach here(SOUTH)jare

do u knw wat u r...a waste of sperm and a disgrace to the west

ashson: This a good development. f.g. i support u. just do dis and end d menace and lets have peace in our land.

maggot on nairaland....who is diz stinking baboon

Out of the three regions, two(east nd north) had successfully squeezed billions out of government pulse all in the name of militants and boko haram,the next group frm the west may start operation b4 dis year runs out and they shall be called "egungun" coz nigerian govt had made it known to us dat killing innocent citizens in d name of one association is d latest format...I bliv someday dis country name "nigeria" shall become history.

shymexx: Two black "brothers" eating from the same plate - till, tribalism, nepotism, greed for power and control destroyed the "brotherhood." smh

Negroes are their own worst enemies!

mr man your word Negro is an offensive word to any black man in the word, if truly u r in the Uk as u claimed,I imploy u to stop using word dat will put into trouble or send u to ur early grave besides what's dia in the country 'UK' u always boast of,my frnd come to canada and see light...@OP I see no meaning to ur post, what exactly r u tryin to pass across to d pple?...waitin for ur reply

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]You need the money more than anybody. It will feed your family for 200 days.[/quote]bad words

Where is sosoluv and queensmith abeg, very soon u guyz wil come up here and be saying all sort of rubbish about nigeria not knowing that ur country 'zimbabwe' is on fire, imagine that, make pikin dey nack him mama akpako

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Hmmm!...Mr flavour go file ur kpekus well well coz war is abt to begin

collizo82: if u no get fs to loot her try swit caping her...

nyben

This lil kid is high on mat sticks....u knw say dbanj don get u for mind b4 so dnt giv illumnati a chance to crush u,it doesn't take lucifer a second to turn u to a wheel barrow pusher

sessydoo: Nawa ooooo, if all men were to be like me, all these hyper-inflated super models no go see husband marry oooo... haba this is not how a typical african woman shld look now, methinks she shld hav those flesh in d right places....if u aint got it, u aint gonna get me.....gbam!

who tell u she get husband b4

nbright: U guys should stop attaching pictures of militants to all these northern things

what's d difference?

andyanders: Well, it all depends. Money plays important role in relationship and I wonder what a man without money will be thinking of love when he is hungry and also what a woman who is hungry will be thinking of love because there must be money to nourish love. I still look at it that a man who is hungry and at the same time feeling intimate, needs to be examined by a psychiatric and equally a woman who is hungry and having not eating will be feeling love or whatever. That true love existed long ago in the 50s, 60s and 70s but right now, we are facing reality of life where you have to strive to survive.

speak to d ignorants dat bliv sorrow and happiness r nt 2 diff tins

[quote author=Lagos_Boi]my friend..go and sleep..you need some rest..stop to dey man-over[/quote]have u gone back to pay ur wife dowry coz I bliv ur wife's parent must be happy as at d time u proposed to minus 1 from dia dozen,dey may not even boarda to ask anytin frm u....now I cud see d reason why d gurl had to stick and mastered 001 format...hahahahahahahahahaha

[quote author=Lagos_Boi]my friend..go and sleep..you need some rest..stop to dey man-over[/quote]

Princephelar: Even if it was a make up story,the fact is that it teaches moral sense... Abi? Do you think all dem hollywood stories are also real? I beg forget the reality of the story,follow the lesson you wan learn...

d story was actually brought up for baboon like you who can't differentiate right frm left....what is damn new in dat boring story that u actually planning to sell out

Babzilla: U GUYS R NOT EVEN ANSWERING MY QUESTION
HOW DO I KNOW THE CHIC IS 4 REAL AND A RIDE OR DIE?
DO I DITCH MY STUFF AND ADOPT A BEGGARS PERSONA AND SUFFER COS I WANT TO TEST IF SHES THE REAL DEAL? ( NOT POSSIBLE)
SO WHAT DO I DO?

if u continue dat way,u may die testing oh...it is only God dat give good wife not by testing

[quote author=Lagos_Boi]That is exactly what we have been trying to teach some peeps on here. I hope they can understand.[/quote]I sensed it, u are d type dat bliv nonsense dey act in nollywood,was it not d likes of lola alao ,bisi ibidapo and co dat make up d story...woman wrapper

maktop: Love in poverty is bitter, love in affluence is sweet. Poverty is a monster that take joy and happiness out of life.

may gud lord bless u for d quote....poverty takes away joy,happiness and love outta life...thank u sir