₦airaland Forum

basisop: All Igbos, kudos!
Don't know where other tribes kept thr brain.

inclusion of that shameless runs woman "iweala" makes the news tasteless...as for d igbos, bros I know say u sef go dey laff wen u dey type dis nons.en.se

mmmustapha: 3rd 2 comment. Good move 4 jonah boy

good move ke? When d innocent woman refused d kainkain addict to file her punny

vivichocs: I hate it wen a guy gives more attensn 2 hs wrk dan me...'alwys busy'..and also talkin 2 me wit authority

for those complains...happy hating

Villa in hot soup

[quote author=uj_sizzle]When he calls and says 'u no fit call pesin'. Doesn't he have a phone too?

Hate when a guy won't clean up after himself.

Hate when they start acting like we're best buddies cos i smiled n responded to a greeting.

And certainly hate a guy without manners.

Hate when I'm walking on the road and a guys i don't know calls from the other side n expects me to crossover. Like what he wanna say is important huh?[/quote]are you a lady in anoda dimension or fake sex identity...if you are a bottom gay then here is a very gud top for you though am BI and av got massive stick...

Sexxydivaa: i hate it when i've got loads of gists to share and he just wouldn't take his eyes off the tv set,cos of barcelona and real Madrid..damn!

when it comes to football,you might as well get it wrong with me....only football

cookie27: Being a Nigerian is, in itself, dangerous. If a plane doesn't fall on your house, it's going to collapse spontaneously. Or you get mugged and killed on some deserted stretch of road. Or you get crushed by a falling container. Or you enter one chance and end up vomiting money in someone's closet. Or you pick a phone off the floor and turn to shi.t for some big man to come and take home in his car. Or you get lynched for the lamest of reasons. Or an upturne fuel-ladden truck spontaneously combusts and you're a charred mess in the middle of the road. Or you're forced to lie down in the middle of raid road and get crushed by vehicles. I could go on but here's the bottom line: it's a jungle out there and the clock is ticking for everyone. Just be grateful for every second you have.

ONLY IN NIGERIA

Orikinla: Pro-sti-tution is one of the most dangerous jobs.
The girls have restless days and sleepless nights.

bros they said dangerous not pleasure....ashawo work pay no be small

Farming and dangote truck driver

pheesayor: his fathers owns a University

point of correction,his uncle not his father

Died physically but alive spiritually...she dey inside wardrobe with calabash on her head....d fat lips dude take big head and huge nose resemble him mama...beautiful tho'

General olusegun obasanjo suggested a very brilliant solution to tackle these islamic agents of darkness but my shoeless guy is not brave enuf to heed to d advice...democracy can't just work in this country walahi we need military touch

What do you expect?

benzion72: It is good to help needy people. But this guy must not be giving cash for any courses. Payment should be made to the schools. Also what skill can you acquire in two days as specified by this guy. After the skill acquistion does he have relevant contact to get the jobs. Will you give your job to a person who learnt it intwo days.

remember na naija u dey oh...to me na wash wash jooor...next format abeg

deols: I think a means of money collection should be the next thing. 15k for the first two courses at least.

I doubt how sustainable those can be though. do many people install cctv? and electric fences with the challenges of electricity supply?
I hope there are many pple who would be willing to help this guy.

beware of scam...nigerians are not that nice @op which format is this 1 abeg

Thought this prof barth nnaji has tendered his resignation letter sometimes ago

ignis: Somebody please help me summarize. The story is too long.

but interesting

I have sometimes speculated about what would upset Jesus most if He comes to live with us as a human as He did 2,000 years ago. I have contemplated many different scenarios through the years.

INNO18: And this Agbaya doesnt Know no one Ashewo on Nairaland has a Crush on him. Oponu!

how you take know her story sef abi you don stay allen b4?no be lie sha... na extra tire babe full here oh...na to dey use nland forum catch fun dey go since d educative and informative wey be d motto don miss

I know this will happen......is he coming back to coach or play?

Watch out for the middle one...he must be a bad guy

wonda26: Those dayz when generator waznt evrywhr, midway into my barbing session, Nepa strikes. Leaving me wit a one-sided punk (funny coz the hair style de reign now, but then, see embarrassment na). The annoying thing, †ђe barber cudn't help his laughter, i felt like crying. Went home to get a consolation, my papa &brothers burst laff as soon as i de sight me. Worst of all, face cap nor de fit enter my head. Nepa delay ehn. But as soon as dem bring d light, when i reach d saloon wit my boiling face, d barber nor get choice but to tell d person being barbed to step down 1st. Small pikin sha, now when i think of it, i'm just like, i shudnt have been so upset na

and there is nowhere you could buy blade and comb in your area?

fitzmayowa: I will just walk away *SHIKENA*














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bros network dey ur mobile?

k2039: Attainable goals,he has good plans for the future.
She has to believe in his vision.
Just like the case of the Obama's.

Love should be the foundation,and money will be the navigation key

says who obama was poor whil michelle hookd him up...bros as @ den obama was riding on volkswagen...the best example for this theory is d guy dat has no shoe "jonathan" and poff poff seller "patience"

Head butt or down Y is d best reply to bad insult from a lady...my opinion

We are talking about bucks "money" you are talking about love...f*ck love

berem: I had to read your comment like 8 times and still didn't understand your gist.* rinses face with water* .the gbagauns no help matter sef!

If the president wants to contest in 2015,good for him. I wish him Goodluck!

see pot calling kettle black...what's d meaning of "STILL DIDN'T"

If you like cut marshal yoursef there, na stil same 6feets matress me and you go sleep @ d end

[quote author=But_one_day]Mine was just yestaday, just one salon near my house i went dia to barb and i slept, the barber man lock his shop and went home. Imagine?[/quote]oh I see, you must be nairalanding from dat locked shop