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Lovelynature:
And the op forget to mention that he might be one of her patronisers

I am just her friend and i dont have sex with my female friends

She told me that whenever is very happy or very sad the only thing that can make her feel normal is whenever she have sex and that is with anybody around her at that moment

I came i across a lady who we later became friends she told me she always feel the urge to have sex at least twice a day and whenever she feels to have sex she always just find someone around to sleep with even if she dont have any feelings for them abd some of them will start disturbing her after some days my question is that is it normal to just Bleep anybody anyhow without feeling a thing for them

is it a sin to pick money on the ground in a public place because my peeps and i were arguing on this same matter and i insisted that it was a sin but all of them disagreed with me

what isvyour view on this issue?

cc: lalasticlala
seun

She is looking so hot in her new pics

3. Mummy dearest
Miraculous transformation. There’s no way to recognize the tiger marks with this spectacular make-up.

The touch of make-up on her face perfectly hides the two black tribal marks, seated on both of her cheeks.
2. Suliatu VS Bimbo
This is the type of tribal mark that must have been used for identification but the foundation blends well on her skin. Makes it difficult for anyone to see the tribal marks.

Also known as‘ila’in the Yoruba tradition, tribal marks were once used as a means of identification, inoculation against diseases and beautification. Majorly used as a symbol to distinguish between Yoruba tribes, the tradition is fast fading out.
One of the perks of tribal marks is its permanence, the carrier lives with it for the rest of their life except in the case of plastic surgery, but welcome to the modern day beauty industry, where make-up can transform even a tribal marked face to a barbie doll. Indeed, Wonder never ends.

Take a look at these make-up transformations. For the guys, shine your eyes o. The streets are not smiling.
1. One, okan

A doctor was caught with a stash of 'extreme' ****ography, including a video of a man having sex with a snake, a court heard.
Cyprian Okoro, 55, allegedly stored the images on his Samsung mobile phone having received them via mobile messaging app WhatsApp, the Old Bailey heard.
They included three videos of a woman having sex with a dog, one of a man having sex with a snake and one of a woman having sex with a horse, jurors were told.
The defendant is on trial charged with five counts of possessing ****ography of a 'grossly offensive, disgusting or otherwise obscene character'.
Okoro is also accused of one charge of possessing indecent images of a child relating to a video of a two-year-old boy.
Opening the trial, prosecutor Nicola Devas told jurors they would be spared from watching the videos as the question of whether they were indecent or extreme was not at issue.
The footage came to light when, on August 28 2013, Okoro's Samsung phone was seized by police and examined by specialist officers from Norfolk Constabulary before being returned.
The forensic examination found three of the videos, including the one of a toddler, had been stored on a password protected specialist App or 'vault', the court heard.
In February 2014, the defendant was arrested and his phone examined by police for a second time.
The indecent video and footage of a woman having sex with a dog were still in the vault while other images had been deleted, the court heard.
In his police interview, Okoro said pictures would be sent to him on WhatsApp and automatically go
into his photos gallery.
As the indecent video had been manually moved to the vault, Mrs Devas told jurors it was clear he had viewed it.
She said: 'What we say is he has received videos on WhatsApp, downloaded on his phone and three specifically moved into a further password protected vault.'
Okoro, of Streatham, south west London, denies the charges against him.
The trial continues.

A 7 year old girl identified as Zainab was allegedly tortured to death by her step mother in Kaduna state. According to Hausa news page, Zuma Times, the woman had been torturing the young child for so long and she finally gave up the ghost. They didn’t say anything about the girl’s parents. See graphic photos of Zainab below .. *viewer discretion advised*

I know someone that has been postef to a polythenic and his jamb score is 178

What happen to all does who have the cutoff mark and have not been posted

Good morning nairalanders please am in a state of confusion my question is that what is going to happen to all does who have the jamb cut off mark but his/her name has not come in the jamb list will there be another list or the school can still grant someone admission without his/her name in the list because my jamb score is 213

bubu the adventurer

After a shocking failed marriage, broken relationships and heartbreaks, Nollywood diva and show host, Monalisa Chinda married again to her ideal man.
Her traditional marriage ?ceremony took place yesterday, Saturday February 20, 2016 and lots of her colleagues graced the occasion to show their love and support.
Amongst other Nollywood actresses who came through, Ebube Nwagbo, the self-styled Posh-Baby was extremely gorgeous and obviously ready and eager to be the next Nollywood bride.
The Anambra State born script interpreter cum producer is one of the top spinsters in the movie industry and she has been up and doing to join her colleagues who have crossed over to the other side.
She stole the show at Monalisa's marriage, hopefully, hers would be next.

Seven months ago, singer, Omawumi gave birth to her second child, a baby boy with husband, Tosin Yusuf.
The ‘Bottom Belle’ singer delivered the newborn in the early hours of July 18, 2015 in a US hospital.
However, she's yet to shed off all the extra weights she gained during her pregnancy days.
Few days ago, the mother of two, her BFF, Waje and few other friends went swimming.
Omawumi excitedly shared some photos, appreciated Waje for 'taking her swimming' but promised to work on her Tummy as she couldn't show the full picture of herself in the hot bikini she sported.
Other entertainers like, Uche Jumbo, Ufuoma Ejenabor, have since gotten their sexy bodies back on track.

The federal government has earned about N2.6 billion as refund from the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) and other petroleum marketers, as the difference between the landing cost of importing petrol and the government approved pump price.
The refunds are as a result of the low price of oil which has made marketers sell petrol above the cost of importing it.
That differential and refund are now made possible because of the introduction of the fuel price modulation mechanism in the country.
The out-going Executive Secretary, Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA), Farouk Ahmed, said in Abuja on Thursday at the formal handing over of the management of the agency to his successor, that as at February 16, 2016 the NNPC and other fuel marketers were refunding to the government an average of N13.81 per litre.
The refund was based on the fuel cargoes that arrived the country in December 2015. The PPPRA said it has already communicated to the appropriate authorities about the price over-recovery regime.
Mr. Ahmed was one of the Chief Executives of regulatory agencies in the oil and gas industry removed from office by President Muhammadu Buhari on Monday.
With crude oil prices facing significant decline since the middle of 2015, the fuel pricing regulatory agency was compelled in January 2016 to reduce the retail price of petrol from the official price of N87 per litre to N86.50.
“As of the close of the market on Wednesday, February 17, 2016, the subsidy element in the pricing template came down from N74.39 per litre in 2011 to minus N8 per litre for PMS (petrol)”, Mr. Farouk said.
“What this means is that the government now would be collecting N8 per every litre of petrol imported by NNPC and the other marketers, as against the usual practice where government was paying them subsidy,” he explained.
Mr. Ahmed reviewed the negative impact of the price volatility and the downward trend in the global oil market on the country’s revenue, saying crude oil price has dropped massively from a high level of $111.40 per barrel in 2011, $111.17 in 2012, $108.65 in 2013, $98.99 in 2014, $52.47 in 2015 and $31.11 in 2016.
He said as at 2015, total verified subsidy claims on petrol and household kerosene for both NNPC and other marketing firms stood at about N657 billion, against N1.22 trillion in 2014; N1.32 trillion in 2013; N1.25 trillion in 2012 and N2.11 trillion in 2011.
He attributed the drop in subsidy claims over the years to the “strict products importation reform measures introduced by his administration”, which, he said, helped address the fraudulent tendencies of some oil marketing companies.
Although he said about 58 companies, including the NNPC and its retail arm, participated in the importation of petroleum products as at the end of 2015, Mr. Ahmed said today the number has significantly been pruned to only 18, to encourage efficiency.
“There is no point giving fuel import allocation to a marketer that would give reasons why he could not import the product, while Nigerians continue to suffer due to insufficient products supply in the marker. Now, we are giving import licenses to only those firms with the capacity to import,” he said.
The outgoing PPPRA boss, who said he was bequeathing a fuel pricing template that has reversed the ugly trend from subsidy to over-recovery, said the gains of the price modulation mechanism introduced recently by the Minister of State for Petroleum Resources, Ibe Kachikwu, may be reviewed by middle of March.
“By March 15, we will look back to see the trend over the period to determine the average over-recovery. A meeting is scheduled for Tuesday with the marketers on the template, and the outcome would be part of the final review to be completed.
The General Manager (Administration & Human Resources), Moses Mbaba, who took over as the acting Executive Secretary of the agency, pledged to sustain the legacies of his predecessor towards uninterrupted supply of petroleum products at the right price.

Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari has again rejected the idea of devaluing the West African nation’s currency, despite a hammering of the naira on the secondary market last week.
The central bank has resisted depreciation by imposing hard currency curbs, which has hit Nigerian firms trying to import raw materials and spare parts. Africa’s top oil producer is in an economic crisis caused by a slump in oil revenues.
Buhari said on Saturday Nigeria could not afford a currency devaluation as it had few exports apart from oil and depended on imports whose cost would rise with such a move, reports Reuters.
“Reiterating his opposition to the devaluation of the naira President Buhari said Nigeria cannot compete with developed countries which produce to compete among themselves and can afford to devalue their local currencies,” the presidency said in a statement.
“So, why should we devalue our currency?” Buhari said.
Buhari said the priority of his government, which came to power last year, was to boost food production.
The naira fell versus the dollar to 360 this week. The official naira rate versus the dollar stands unchanged at 197.

The Nigerian army is not relenting on its oars regarding its bid to oust Boko Haram in the northeast – Troops took the jihadists by surprise in their latest attack launched at two areas close to the Sambisa forest – Many terrorists were killed in the ambush and the army recovered ammunition and food items from the insurgents – The Military has vouched to continued an intensified attack of Boko Haram strongholds in the northeast Reports suggest that the Nigerian army has won yet another victory over the insurgents within the northeast, following a surprise attack launched by troops close to the Sambisa forest. The army reports that in continuation of their exploits against the Boko Haram terrorists, troops of 81 Battalion and 251 Task Force Battalion, intensified offensive actions against the terrorists. Nigeria troops destroy Boko Haram camps in Sambisa Spokesman for the army, Colonel Sani Kukasheka Usman said last night, the troops laid ambush against some elements of the Boko Haram at two of their crossing points at Komala and Musafanari general area coming from Sambisa forest. According to Col Usman, the ambush party decisively dealt with some terrorists on motorcycles in which a number of terrorists were killed and a few others flee with gunshot wounds. Items recovered from the insurgents ambushed by the Nigerian troops The Boko Haram fighters reported came on motorbikes when the troops accosted them READ ALSO: JUST IN: Troops kill many Boko Haram terrorists, rescue 195 persons An Ak-47 recovered from the ambushed jihadists The troops recovered one AK45 rifle with registration number 56-2614519, in addition to a magazine containing 9 rounds of 7.62mm (Special), 6 motorcycles, 2 bags of salt and other assorted food items as well as various Improvised Explosive Making Devices (IEDs).

It’s finally over between Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, the Senior Pastor of Christ Embassy and his wife, Anita, as their divorce proceeding has been finalized. Anita confirms she is no longer part of Christ Embassy and her UK based solicitors, Attwatters Jameson Hill, have also confirmed the dissolution of their marriage on their website. Anita and Chris Oyakhilome got married in 1991 and have two daughters.

The two suspects arrested for an alleged attempt to defraud the Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, were paraded by the Commissioner of Police, Mr. Etop James, on Monday in Ado Ekiti. Benedict Odiga, 38, and Abdusalam Hassan, 30, were later arraigned before a Magistrate’s court in Ado Ekiti on two counts of conspiracy and forgery. The presiding Magistrate, Idowu Ayenimo, ordered that the accused persons be remanded in the prison until the next adjourned date. The accused persons, who allegedly posed as President Muhammadu Buhari’s private security aides, had claimed they could influence the report of the military panel set up to investigate the role of the military in the June 21, 2014 Ekiti governorship election. According to the Special Assistant to the Governor on Public Communications and New Media, Lere Olayinka, the two men had at a meeting with Fayose in his Afao Ekiti country home presented what they called a photocopy of page three of the preliminary report to show that they meant business. While being paraded, the CP said the document with the letterhead, ‘Nigerian Army Force’ and a 57-page document ‘supposedly’ from the office of the Special Adviser, Ethics and Values, were recovered from the suspects. “They confessed that they intended to defraud the governor. They confessed to have been formerly employed as private security guards by one Abdullahi Maikano and were attached with the Muhammadu Buhari Campaign team during the political rally. “Investigations into their activities are still ongoing while they are being tried in court to be able to get more evidence.” But while answering questions from reporters, Benedict denied ever attempting to dupe Fayose, saying he was only in Ekiti with a mission to see the governor, which he said was successful. “We only used those documents to beat security so that we can get access to the governor. We didn’t have a sinister mission, nothing to achieve. We didn’t demand for money from the governor. Our mission was just to see him.” When asked why did the governor get them arrested if truly they were out to help him. Benedict said, “We had discussion with him and when he suspected that those documents were forged, he decided to call the police.”

Barcelona forward Lionel Messi on Monday won the Ballon d’Or award for the world’s best player for the fifth time. The 28-year-old Argentine had 41.33 per cent of the vote, with Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo (27.76 per cent) second and Barca’s Neymar (7.86 per cent) third. Either Messi or Ronaldo, who became a three- time winner last year, have won the past eight awards. United States midfielder Carli Lloyd, who scored a hat-trick in the 2015 Women’s World Cup final, won the women’s award. Lionel Messi extended his record haul of World Player of the Year awards with his fifth after winning the treble — La Liga, the Copa del Rey and the Champions League — with Barcelona in 2014-15. Ronaldo, 30, had scored 57 goals in as many games — including a record 16 Champions League goals — in 2015, but that was not enough to win him Ballon d’Or number four. Barcelona striker Neymar, 23, was the first Brazilian to finish in the top three since Kaka won the 2007 award. He scored 45 goals in 62 games and is joint top scorer in this season’s La Liga with 15, level with teammate Luis Suarez. “It’s a very special moment for me to be back here on this stage, winning again another Ballon d’Or after seeing Cristiano win it,” Messi said. “It’s incredible that it’s my fifth. Much more than anything I would have dreamt of as a kid.” USA’s World Cup-winning midfielder Carli Lloyd, 33, won the women’s world player of the year award after scoring a hat-trick in the final against Japan, including a sensational strike from the halfway line. She earned the Golden Ball for best player in the tournament. Lloyd said, “It has been a dream ever since I started with the national team. Keep your dreams and just go after them.” Real Madrid had as many players as Barcelona, four, in the World Team of the Year despite not winning a trophy. Goalkeeper Manuel Neuer was German champions Bayern Munich’s only representative. The Premier League was the only of Europe’s top five leagues to not have anyone in the team.

The Central Bank of Nigeria on Monday stopped the sale of foreign exchange to all the 2,786 licensed Bureau De Change Operators across the country. The ban was announced by the CBN Governor, Mr. Godwin Emefiele, at a special media briefing held at the bank’s headquarters in Abuja just as the naira traded at 285 against the dollar at the parallel market on Monday from 278 on Friday. He said with the decision, the CBN would no longer provide foreign exchange to the BDCs, adding that henceforth, all BDC operators must source for foreign exchange from autonomous sources. The governor said any BDC operator that was not satisfied with the central bank’s decision should return their operational licence to the CBN and ask for the refund of their N35m deposit. Emefiele said Nigeria was the only country in the world where the central bank would provide the BDC operators with foreign exchange, adding that with the continued depletion of the foreign reserves, such funding was no longer sustainable. For instance, the governor said that between July 2014 and January this year, the country’s external reserves had suffered a great pressure from speculative attacks, round-tripping and front-loading activities by actors in the foreign exchange market. These, he noted, had led to a decline in the reserves from $37.3bn in June 2014 to $28bn currently. Emefiele lamented that due to the speculative attack on the nation’s currency, the central bank’s monthly foreign earnings had fallen from a high of $3.2bn to as low as $1bn monthly. He lamented that while the country’s reserves were declining, the average food import bill was witnessing a steady increase from N148.3bn per month in 2005 to an average of N917.6bn in the first nine months of 2015. Emefiele said following the ban on the sale of forex to the BDCs, the central bank had decided to remove the restriction placed on cash deposits into domiciliary accounts. This implies that commercial banks in the country are now free to accept foreign exchange cash deposits from their customers. “Following the drop in crude prices from a peak of $114 barrel in July 2014 to as low as $33 per barrel in January 2016, the country’s reserves have suffered great pressure from speculative attacks, round-tripping and front- loading activities by actors in the foreign exchange market. “This fall in oil prices also implies that the CBN’s monthly foreign earnings has fallen from as high as $3.2bn to current levels of as low as $1bn. Yet, the demand for foreign exchange by mostly domestic importers has risen significantly.” He added, “In view of the above, the management of the Central Bank of Nigeria has reached the following decision, which takes immediate effect. The bank will, henceforth, discontinue its sale of foreign exchange to the BDCs. Operators in this segment of the market will now need to source their foreign exchange from autonomous sources. “They must, however, note that the CBN will deploy more resources to monitoring these sources to ensure that no operator is in violation of our anti-money laundering laws. The bank will now permit commercial banks in the country to begin accepting cash deposits of foreign exchange from their customers.” Emefiele said the decision to discontinue the sale of foreign exchange to the BDCs was arrived at following emerging evidences that the BDCs had abandoned their primary mandate of meeting the forex demands of retail users thereby, turning themselves into a channel of illicit cash flows. The governor wondered why the forex market had yet to stabilise despite all measures that were earlier put in place by the central bank to avoid further depletion of the reserves. Rather than help to achieve the objectives for which they were licensed, Emefiele said the BDCs were involved in rent-seeking, which led to widening margins and profits from the foreign exchange market. He said given this rent-seeking behaviour, it was not surprising that since the CBN began to sell foreign exchange to the BDCs, the number of operators had risen from 74 in 2005 to 2,786 currently. In addition, he said the CBN was receiving close to 150 new applications for the BDC licences every month, adding that more disturbing was the financial burden being placed on the bank and the nation’s limited foreign exchange. He said, “The CBN sells $60,000 to each BDC per week. This amount translates to $167m per week, and about $8.6bn per year. In order to curtail this reserve depletion, we have reduced the amount of weekly sales to $10,000 per BDC, which translates into $28.4m depletion of the foreign reserves per week and $1.476bn per annum. “This is a huge haemorrhage of our scarce foreign exchange reserves and cannot continue, especially because we are also concerned that the BDCs have become a conduit for illicit trade and financial flows.” He said, henceforth, the CBN would prioritise foreign exchange for the most critical needs such as matured Letters of Credit from commercial banks; importation of petroleum products, critical raw materials, plants and equipment; and payment for school fees, Business and Personal Traveling Allowances. He said contrary to insinuations that the CBN was not providing funds for some critical transactions, the bank had between June and December last year provided the sum of $288m to banks for payment of school fees abroad. Emefiele said this amount, when spread over a one-year period, implied that a total sum of $600m was provided for school fees related transactions For BTA and PTA, the governor said about $180m was provided to travellers between June and December 2015, thus translating into about $400m for a one-year period. He said with the declining revenue from oil, which had impacted negatively on the nation’s reserves, there was a need for Nigerians to reduce the level of their overseas shopping. Reacting to the latest developments, the acting President, Association of Bureau De Change Operators, Alhaji Aminu Gwadabe, said in a telephone interview with one of our correspondents that with the stoppage of dollar sale to the BDCs, the naira would be further devastated in the market, adding that it would increase activities in the ‘black market’. He said the naira at the BDC segment of the forex market weakened to 285 against the dollar on Monday, from 278 on Friday, adding, “Once the sale to the BDCs is stopped, we will be looking at 350 to 400.” Gwadabe noted that the BDC segment had an important role because it had contributed over N150bn as compulsory deposit to the CBN at just three per cent interest rate. “This is a sector that provides nothing less than 25,000 employment opportunities and there is no country in the world where there is no official bureau de change. In fact, in Dubai, banks source their forex from the BDCs,” he added. On where the BDCs would turn to for dollar supply, “Right now, people even travel to Ghana and other countries to source for dollars. Definitely, that is what will be happening because the banks are not allowed to sell.” The Head of Investment Research, Afrinvest West Africa Limited, Mr. Ayodeji Ebo, is of the view that the ban on forex sale to the BDCs does not solve the problem regarding the pressure on the naira as it has not addressed the demand for the greenback. A currency strategist at Ecobank Nigeria, Mr. Kunle Ezun, described the ban of forex sale to the BDCs as “double jeopardy and counter- productive,” but noted that the lifting of deposits into domiciliary accounts was a welcome development that would not have a major impact on the naira outlook. Ezun said, “In the immediate, it will help to bring dollars outside the banking system in. The impact would have been significant if the CBN has said it will allow transfer out of the system. “Today, the BDCs are a segment of the market and they just went through a recapitalisation process. The BDCs service a portion of the market that you can’t wish away. If today you say you are not selling to them, then who takes care of that portion of the market? This is another restrictive measure that will have a negative effect on the naira.”

there are allegations that among the reportedly killed person are four men of the nigeria police two men of the nigeria army and six suspected milltant The supplementary polls which held in
Bayelsa » State on Saturday, January 9, 2015
have reportedly left 12 people dead.
According to a report by Punch Newspaper, a
total of 12 people in different local
government areas of Bayelsa lost their lives
during the election.
Read: Fake INEC official arrested »
While details of the reported deaths are yet to
be confirmed by various security agencies,
the Bayelsa supplementary polls, which kicked
off on a high note is reported to have been
marred with series of violence and
malpractices.
There are allegations that among the
reportedly killed persons are four men of the
Nigerian police, two men of the Nigerian
Army and six suspected militants.
Others reportedly include two people, who
were hit by stray bullets in the Ogoibiri area
of Southern Ijaw LGA.
Results of the supplementary elections are yet
to be announced but early results published
by Punch Newspaper showed that in Yenegoa,
PDP recorded 839 votes while APC had 448; in
Brass, PDP had 5 votes while APC ruled with
1,679 votes.
In Sagbama, PDP recorded 180 as to 119 votes
accrued to APC while Ogbia saw PDP getting
1290 votes as APC managed 139 votes.