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Foreign Affairs › Re: An Iraqi Throws A Shoe At President Bush by D1KeleVra(m): 7:07pm On Dec 19, 2008

Hesperus:
@ D1Kelevra, don't be too sure o! You no see d way Bush take weave d shoe? Some kain Neo-matrix stuvs!

Forget that side! If na Al-Queda train that guy, him go fit throw the two at the same time. Bush dodge one, the other one finds the target. Me na Jack Bauer o!

Romance › Re: Do Men Prefer Skinny Women Or Curvacious Women? by D1KeleVra(m): 7:04pm On Dec 19, 2008

ndumart:
I love them BIG

I too feel u ooo! as they say "more cushion for the pushin", right.

Anyhow sha! i luv em curved to their DNA. . . I don't need a girl that would eat all my chicken while i'm at wrk

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: . by D1KeleVra(m): 6:58pm On Dec 19, 2008

@topic

kick it in. . . tongue

but seriously. Once u get in, unlock it from inside, its easier from there.lol.

Romance › Re: Need Tips Guyz : by D1KeleVra(m): 6:55pm On Dec 19, 2008

Get down on ur knees, hold her hand, look into her eyes and say, BABE I NO WAN DO AGAIN.
_{Ps. This is not romantic, so don't try this at home.}

Foreign Affairs › Re: An Iraqi Throws A Shoe At President Bush by D1KeleVra(m): 6:48pm On Dec 19, 2008

If na me throw that shoe, i no 4 miss o!

Wetin Bush do that guy sef? Bush for done dey talk "BULLSHIT". lol. tongue

Forum Games › Re: Insult The Person Above You: ;d No Offence: by D1KeleVra(m): 6:31pm On Dec 19, 2008

oju kokoro.

Forum Games › Re: Insult The Person Above You: ;d No Offence: by D1KeleVra(m): 6:13pm On Dec 19, 2008

big tooth

Forum Games › Re: Insult The Person Above You: ;d No Offence: by D1KeleVra(m): 5:35pm On Dec 19, 2008

@Topic

Choose one. . . ur either a:
1: Semen;
2: Sperm whale. tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: 4 Real by D1KeleVra(m): 4:15pm On Dec 19, 2008

yea. im with the cigarette. . . but ur d bigger fool, inhaling the second-hand smoke. tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: 4 Real by D1KeleVra(m): 3:59pm On Dec 19, 2008

A Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by D1KeleVra(m): 3:52pm On Dec 19, 2008

@Topic
A psycho who thinks:
1: He is a newbie.
2: He is a Doctor.

Poor, poor,fella. undecided

Forum Games › Re: Give A Nairalander A Rating by D1KeleVra(m): 1:31pm On Dec 19, 2008

10.5 for being cute.

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by D1KeleVra(m): 1:28pm On Dec 19, 2008

gabrywyl:
LMAO!!!

It ain't funny, it still hurts. sad

Jokes Etc › Re: 4 Real by D1KeleVra(m): 1:23pm On Dec 19, 2008

[quote author=by.dot link=topic=206251.msg3244116#msg3244116 date=1229677180]now i see you really need to be attend to urgently[/quote]Well. . . maybe!

@Topic,
But they say if it ain't broke, ~~don't fix it~~ break it.