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the johnnie

i thought that arrangement was put on hold?

1 1 1= kolo-nisation

3 x 3 - 3 = 6

when last did u laugh so much ur jaws ached n ur stomach cramped?

Getting it off ur chest. . . but still havng plenty more on ur shoulders.

hasten

1: "say hello to my lil friend"

2: "blue magic, that's a brand name, like pepsi, it's a brand name"

i.r.s

coming and going between you legs

the coming between your legs

Sizzlin hot!

really?

na who get transgendered b/f, and na who be transgendered?

@Topic

lOveLySeXYhOTchICk

you too.

sholabanke:
great experience
u had

Yea i know.lol. i couldn't resist taking the photo of silly ass asking ur laptop to save ur life.

hilarious day that was.

chioya:
its not ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

e wan strange die?? u no see mykali head?

order a new gorilla brain.

nice to know still.

studio43:
u don pursue that babe now

na ur big teeth pursue her. she don dey tanzania now. mess up guy.

u sabi english now abi?

An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, until the boat sank! The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, Nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief he asks her: "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"

"I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank."

"Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you."

"Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw material that I found on the island; the oars were whittled from gum tree branches; I wove the bottom from palm branches; and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."

"But-but, that's impossible," stutters the man. "You had no tools or hardware. How did you manage?"

"Oh, that was no problem," replies the woman. "On the south side of the island, there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware.

The guy is stunned.

"Let's row over to my place, " she says.

After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks onto shore, he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb-struck.

As they walk into the house, her beautiful breasts bouncing with each step, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down please; would you like to have a drink?"

"No thank you," he says, still dazed. "Can't take any more coconut juice."

"It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How about a Pina Colada?"

Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk.

After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."

No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened onto its end, inside of a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses.

"What next?"

When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines and a shell necklace-strategically positioned-and smelling faintly of gardenias.

She beckons for him to sit down next to her.

"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "we've been out here for a very long time. You've been lonely. I've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right about now, something you've been longing for all these months? You know, " She stares into his eyes.

He can't believe what he's hearing. His heart begins to pound. He's truly in luck: "You mean, ", he gasps, ", I can actually check my e-mail from here??"

im confused. i thought it was an eclipse, happy. now move ur irregular head.please.

wetin do Seun sef? he just dey allow every illiterate donkey enter nairaland.

i go show now.

nothing really!

sylve11:
do ur thing dog.


look u from head to toe, hiss and then walk out.ta u.

like STUDIO said "ajegunle character still dey for your body, u no dey shame"

lol

studio43:
back to sender, elenu gbeske

see what im talking about?

goodass:
[s]u brutal o, ibk!  

k, chk if derez no shwin gum on dt keybd   or spak hausa 'zo mana'   2d thingy make him appear
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@DJ
ow far, man mi?

hw far.

bush boy!