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Jokes EtcRe: Sexx Robot by Dabss(op): 4:07pm On Jan 30, 2012
bunmioguns:
well nice joke. . . .bt it had been posted here before
o'right
Forum GamesRe: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Dabss(m): 10:57am On Jan 30, 2012
What the hell- avril lavigne
Forum GamesRe: Slap, Kiss, Hug, Peck, Smooch, S3x, Punch or KILL by Dabss(m): 10:54am On Jan 30, 2012
Punch
Jokes EtcSexx Robot by Dabss(op): 9:29am On Jan 30, 2012
A sexx robot was design specially to satisfy nigerian women. After years of work, they finally wanted to test it.
The first lady was a hausa woman. After 1 hr she came out shouting wahaahi e dey work kwarai.
The second woman, Was a yourba woman. After 3hrs she came out shouting oshey oo.
Finally the last woman; a calabar woman. After 11 hrs, they decided to check on her to make sure the robot had not kill her.
When they opened the door, they saw the calabar woman chasing the robot around the room shouting
" come here you this thing!!! U liar !! If ur battery is low how come you can still runhuh"
PhonesRe: Iphone Killer Tweaks Section(for Jailbreakers) by Dabss(m): 7:15am On Jan 30, 2012
sinade1:
My phone has entered safe mode after installed MyWi. Restart has not solved the problem.
Pls, what is the way-out?
me too.
Mywi works like a charm on ios 4x but on ios 5 na war. Safe mode wahala.
Bro Just uninstal it for now.
PhonesRe: Iphone Killer Tweaks Section(for Jailbreakers) by Dabss(m): 8:02pm On Jan 29, 2012
[quote author=sun_temi link=topic=841115.msg10073980#msg10073980 date=1327842359]Wifi Booster removes the signal level limit on your iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad which allows you to detect more Wifi routers in your area. it is compatible iOS 5[/quote]nice one thanks
Jokes EtcRe: If It Were You, What Would You Do? -----> Read Me! by Dabss(m): 9:04am On Jan 29, 2012
dani1luv:
whats viagra?
a new type of steroid for weightlifters
PoliticsRe: Igbo Must Leave North Now –elders by Dabss(m): 8:46am On Jan 29, 2012
It is easier said than done. Most if our brothers in the east are heartless
They will double the price of their house rent if the know u are from the north cos they know u are desperate.
PhonesRe: iPhone Killer Apps Section!! by Dabss(m): 8:39am On Jan 29, 2012
[quote author=soft-touch link=topic=125097.msg10072132#msg10072132 date=1327815176]Everything about your iPhone 2 is old. But your can try custom firmware from Whited00r project if you want to have a feel of iOS5 on your stoneage devices. Google for "Whited00r" go to the site and download for your iPhone.[/quote]the whited00r doesnt look nearly as good as they say.
EducationRe: New Words Has Been Added 2 Naija Dictionary by Dabss(m): 8:33am On Jan 29, 2012
Odunnu:
Thats your trade Snake!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Asked Boko Haram To Come Public & Sanusi Came.what Do You Think? by Dabss(m): 8:24am On Jan 29, 2012
TRUTHTELA:
^^ Hey, for The guy before the last LAZY RAM, blabbed, we're not talking about honesty. WHAT IS THE SOURCE OF THEIR WEALTH? GIVE ME THE NAME OF THAT NORTHERNER THAT DID NOT BECOME A RICH MAN,in the midst of PEASANTS though) out of GOVT. 99.99% OF THEM CANNOT STRUGGLE. I DON'T NEED TO LIVE IN THE NORTH BEFORE I GET MY FACTS. IS IT ALIYU GUSAU, ATIKU, IBB, ABDUSALAMI, DANGOTE, CIROMA, BAMANGA TUKUR, DANTATA,etc, its all stolen wealth. I WILL FOREVER RESPECT GEN. BUHARI, HE DID NOT STEAL,HENCE, HE'S NOT AS WEALTHY AS HIS BROS. TELL ME OF A NORTHNER, THAT GENUINELY WORKED FOR HIS WEALTH?? TELL ME A NORTHNER THAT DOES NOT LOVE BLOODSHED,IN THE NAME OF ISLAM? THEY ARE EVIL. CHECK THRU ALL THE COUNTRIES GOING THRU WARS & FAMINE & PENURY,IT'S ALL ISLAMIC COUNTRIES,WHY THEM?
aha!! so you do not stay in the not yet you claim you know every rich northerner
Its fo.olish to argue with you
gists:
[size=18pt]KEEP WALLOWING IN YOUR FOOLISHNESS[/size]
seconded
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Asked Boko Haram To Come Public & Sanusi Came.what Do You Think? by Dabss(m): 9:19pm On Jan 28, 2012
TRUTHTELA:
I had a lot of Northern Muslim friends, they are simply LAZY, WASTEFUL, LUSTFUL,etc, their lives are centered around cars & women. FOR MANY DECADES THEY HELD SWAY ON NIGERIA, IF THEY WERE RESPONSIBLE & FORESIGHTED PEOPLE, WHAT STOPS THEM FROM BUILDING THEIR OWN DUBAI? DUBAI WAS DEVELOPED WITH OIL RESOURCES,NOTHING ELSE,THEY DID NOT DO ANY MAGIC. BUT A NORTHERNER WILL PREFER TO GO TO DUBAI WITH WOMEN,SIMPLY TO WASTE MONEY & FLY BACK. WHAT A WASTEFUL TRIBE! 99.99% OF ANY WEALTHY ( stolen wealth) PERSON YOU HAVE IN THE NORTH GOT HIS WELATH FROM GOVT. TELL ME OF ANY RICH NORTHERNER THAT HIS WEALTH HAS A HISTORY, HISTORY THAT STOOD MILES APART FROM GOVT PATRONAGE. IN SUM, THEIR CUP IS FILLED, THEY SHOULD EITHER DEVELOP THEIR AGRICULTURE, (COS, THEY HAVE POTENTIALS UP THERE, BUT CHOSE TO BE LAZY.) OR LET THEM REMAIN IN PENURY FOR LIFE. NO MORE FREEE LUNCH.
just imagine!!
I wonder what part of the country you stay, i am sure its not from the north.
I know many many honest rich northerners
I am not saying that what the boko haram group is doing is right, all i am saying is that u are in NO position to condem every northern muslim
RomanceRe: My Pastor Said I Can't Marry Him. by Dabss(m): 7:21pm On Jan 28, 2012
And your point is?
Jokes EtcRe: >> Weekend Jokez by Dabss(m): 7:17pm On Jan 28, 2012
Nice jokes (stale sha)
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Asked Boko Haram To Come Public & Sanusi Came.what Do You Think? by Dabss(m): 6:28pm On Jan 28, 2012
Acidosis:
Poster you are 100% correct. They preach peace on nta but in their respective mosque, they tell them that the number of people you kill cos of religion will be used as a qualification to enter into paradise.
Have you seen the thread where GEJ was asked to repen, and convert to islam?lol.
I have never seen a moslem preaching with a qoran. you know y? Qoran is not working for them even allah confessed it in the qoran that he does not know the way! Our ppl have bn deceived, allah and God we xtians serve are different. They are not the same.
islam believes in preaching with AK-47s and bombs. No killer can escape HELL FIRE.
About sanusi, dont ever trust a northern moslem, ni matter how much peace he preach!
u are clearly an anti-muslim fanatic.
Just like someone stated above, will u say because the militants in the south kill and kidnap innocent people therefore all christians in the south are guilty of either kidnap or conspiring with the kidnappers?

Btw i am a christian that live in the north
Forum GamesRe: Slap, Kiss, Hug, Peck, Smooch, S3x, Punch or KILL by Dabss(m): 5:53pm On Jan 28, 2012
Bh slap
Forum GamesRe: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Dabss(m): 5:50pm On Jan 28, 2012
Echo- jason walker
Technology MarketRe: I Phone 4 64gig At Give Away Price by Dabss(m): 5:22pm On Jan 28, 2012
humble007:
i just discovered this phone is 16 gig shocked
forgive my wrong quotation
more pictures available
please call for new price as there as been a price review cos of the memory diffrence
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Asked Boko Haram To Come Public & Sanusi Came.what Do You Think? by Dabss(m): 5:05pm On Jan 28, 2012
9ja voice:
How will BOKOBOYS come out,who will come out among them?
is it the bombers or the comanders or their [b]northern [/b]elders/politicians that sponsors them?

who realy will come out. i dont understand.
why are u all pointing at the north?
EducationRe: New Words Has Been Added 2 Naija Dictionary by Dabss(m): 4:57pm On Jan 28, 2012
sluvy4tune:
not a joke section !
then what's ur point?
PhonesRe: Iphone Killer Tweaks Section(for Jailbreakers) by Dabss(m): 4:55pm On Jan 28, 2012
Okay lemmie try that.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Asked Boko Haram To Come Public & Sanusi Came.what Do You Think? by Dabss(m): 4:35pm On Jan 28, 2012
TRUTHTELA:
People, Jonathan asked Boko Haram to come out & tell the world their GRIEVANCES, in less than a week Sanusi, subtly dropped it " REVENUE SHARING FORMULA". Sanusi, wrote a certain letter ( I dnt knw if it's from him though), praising El-rufai & Ribadu's intelligence & how much they will forever remain his best freinds ( subtly telling the rest of Nigerians where his LOYALTY lies, fine, and I was not surprise, rather, I was surprise that millions of people could not read between the LINES. I stand to be corrected, I'M YET TO READ sanusi,el-rufai or RIBADU's condemenation of BOKO HARAM.

FYI, a certain Boko Haram guy escaped under the watch of his fellow muslim/northern bros. I believe that whatever Jonathan gets from SANUSI & RINGIM,he will get the worst from the present IG of police( Abubakar ).

Going by the Northerns support for Boko Haram ( BLOODSHED ),I'm now convinced that Islam is EVIL. Islam believes in BLOODSHED. Islam will always bring POVERTY to Northerners and Nigeria will never,ever make progress as long as they ( northerners/Islam) are part of the union.

They will come to the public to say " Islam preaches PEACE" and will tell their followers in SECRET how much ALLAH approves JIHAD. If you think otherwise, SAY IT!
you are really f.oolish
PhonesRe: Iphone Killer Tweaks Section(for Jailbreakers) by Dabss(m): 4:24pm On Jan 28, 2012
Has anybody exprienced any problem with safari download manager?
Anytime i install it since i upgraded to 5.01, my safari keeps crashing.
Jokes EtcRe: He Has Come And Gone ( Etc ) by Dabss(m): 4:11pm On Jan 28, 2012
What are you trying to say dude?
EducationRe: New Words Has Been Added 2 Naija Dictionary by Dabss(m): 4:08pm On Jan 28, 2012
Not funny.
DUDE.!!
EducationRe: Ahmadu Bello University (A B U) Zaria, 2011/2012 Admission by Dabss(m): 2:35pm On Jan 27, 2012
You guys think the omitted/second list is on merit?
U cant sit at home and expect to find on the list even if u have 370 in jamb 95 in post ume
GamingRe: Is There Any Car Race Better Than Need For Speed? by Dabss(m): 5:37pm On Jan 24, 2012
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