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Romance / Re: True Or False by DaddyCork: 1:44am On Feb 23, 2023
IyaTola:
Most Nigerian men don't know what to do with a woman who has money


Kaiiiiiii.....see yansh.....I APOLOGICE & AM SOOOOORY!!!!! cheesy

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Romance / Re: True Or False by DaddyCork: 1:43am On Feb 23, 2023
IyaTola:
Most Nigerian men don't know what to do with a woman who has money


Ok. How much in yor bank account ma? 20k?

I can double it!!(no oofensece) angry

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Romance / Re: True Or False by DaddyCork: 1:41am On Feb 23, 2023
IyaTola:
Most Nigerian men don't know what to do with a woman who has money


angry
Romance / Re: Okafor’s Law Not Working. by DaddyCork: 1:20am On Feb 23, 2023
meobizy:
undecided


how?
so u sayin u still fukkk a guy who refuse to yansh u baccck twice. ....corrrect?....ok, please explain clearer & wit gooood english grama please?
at least, pretend like u goto schoookll (no oofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: Okafor’s Law Not Working. by DaddyCork: 1:18am On Feb 23, 2023
Romance / Re: Scandal Scandal Scandal..please Help!! by DaddyCork: 11:59pm On Feb 22, 2023
VinnyBaba:


Kudos, OP.

We need to see ur Black Preek. No oofense. sad cheesy

son u can hang it on yor bedrooom wall if u like!! undecided (no oofeinse)
Business / Re: Nigerians Vent Their Anger On CBN, Bankers by DaddyCork: 11:57pm On Feb 22, 2023
Pwettylinda:
I don't pity anY Nigerian at all and I will never pity anyone

Because I see Nigerians are fools and they love suffering

For old aged, drug trafficker, SICK, WEAK TINUBU of APC to have thousands of supporter SHOWS Nigerians are seriously foolish


why is it?
Business / Re: Nigerians Vent Their Anger On CBN, Bankers by DaddyCork: 11:56pm On Feb 22, 2023
Pwettylinda:
I don't pity anY Nigerian at all and I will never pity anyone

Because I see Nigerians are fools and they love suffering

For old aged, drug trafficker, SICK, WEAK TINUBU of APC to have thousands of supporter SHOWS Nigerians are seriously foolish

angry
Romance / Re: Let Have Fun With Jokes Abeg... by DaddyCork: 11:56pm On Feb 22, 2023
Christiansimon:
Teacher: Our Country Will Be Free From Corruption One Day.

Teacher: Which Tense Is That?

Student: Future Impossible Tense.

grin grin grin grin


u dont have schooool homewalk? (no oofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: Let Have Fun With Jokes Abeg... by DaddyCork: 11:55pm On Feb 22, 2023
Christiansimon:
Teacher: Our Country Will Be Free From Corruption One Day.

Teacher: Which Tense Is That?

Student: Future Impossible Tense.

grin grin grin grin


angry
Romance / Re: Do You Know?? by DaddyCork: 11:54pm On Feb 22, 2023
Beebah321:
You don start again ooo undecided
Are you one of them? cheesy


describe that yor sef again please...do u have it? smiley
Health / Re: How Can I Whiten My Teeth Nairalanders,? by DaddyCork: 11:50pm On Feb 22, 2023
victooman:
l notice that irrespective of how many times l brush and scrub my teeth ,, the yellowish stain never seize to vanish,,l dont smoke,eat too muchchocolates but honestly my teeth color is damn annoying,, please what is the natural remedy for this Nairalanders??


son....romance section is strictly for chasssssin women....so please . we beg u...carrry yor teeeth to china!!! (no oofeinse) angry

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Health / Re: How Can I Whiten My Teeth Nairalanders,? by DaddyCork: 11:49pm On Feb 22, 2023
victooman:
l notice that irrespective of how many times l brush and scrub my teeth ,, the yellowish stain never seize to vanish,,l dont smoke,eat too muchchocolates but honestly my teeth color is damn annoying,, please what is the natural remedy for this Nairalanders??

angry
Romance / Re: Could There Be Gay Men On Nairaland by DaddyCork: 8:51pm On Feb 22, 2023
siofra:



You have never visited 4chan, have you?

^^^^^this one use to be gay officialially before repenting.....but shes now a lesssbiian accordin to her..officially!!(no oofeisne) angry
Education / Re: Is This Not Too Much Sex Education For Kids? by DaddyCork: 8:41pm On Feb 22, 2023
Michaelcas:
that's not how people become gay though

bro thats how gays become fully grown faggggots..they teach them from young sir!!(no oofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: I Spent 18k On Yam Today by DaddyCork: 8:37pm On Feb 22, 2023
RTID:
How I spent 18k on buying yams due to the recent scarcity of cash.

That was last week, immediately the news spread that banks are beginning to reject old naira notes, I remembered that I had some cash that amounted 18k in my pocket that evening.

I was frustrated, because everyone rejected the money, they were all old notes.

I had to rush to Karu market after work, with the intention of spending all old notes- buying things I never wanted instead of letting them waste in my hand like that.

Luckily, I found someone who took my old notes. A yam seller inside the market. I asked if he still accepts the old naira, he said yes. He say nothing concern am.

I found myself lucky and immediately asked him to check total cost of his yams and he said 22k after much calculations.

This would have been a time for much bargain, but as desperate as I was, I told him I will pay 19 thousand for the tubers and he agreed.

He collected the old notes and I proceeded with a transfer of extra 1k to his account.

He emptied his wheelbarrow of yams and helped me load them in a tricycle (Keke) that brought me home.

Buying those tubers was totally out of my plans, even for the whole year I never intended to buy yams in that quantity, just that it will hurt me to loose that money.

I got home that night and told my entire household to get ready, because we go chop yam tire for this house.

Nobody dey eat anything again for this house since that day, it's either porridge yam or boiled yam and oil... Yam sef don show for my forehead...😩

bro i spent 15k on olosho!! cheesy
Education / Re: Is This Not Too Much Sex Education For Kids? by DaddyCork: 8:22pm On Feb 22, 2023
Lightorder:
if you say more rubbish again, the thunder that will fire you will come from BRT lane


so u sayin yor son is gay? u cant get rid of him? so u wanto raise a Gay nigerian? u want yor son to come home with a husband? really?
bro..SHAME ON YOU SIR HAS AN EMBARASSSSMENT TO OUR NIGERIA!!!!(no oofeinse) angry
Crime / Re: Woman Searching For Wife For 'Abroad-Based Brother' Defrauds Ladies In Anambra by DaddyCork: 5:22pm On Feb 22, 2023
PPIA:


I will like to fvck her too.


Pass her to me😎

no worrries. I will will help u talk to her when her ban is over...THANK ME LATER!!! wink
Romance / Re: I've Become More Violent And Intolerant Lately by DaddyCork: 5:16pm On Feb 22, 2023
frozen70:


Not sure if thats what he meant

But read it again let's see if it's the same thing


aint u that old cargo chick tryina toast me juss becuz am from london innnit? how old are u again lease? 36 yers? (no ofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: I've Become More Violent And Intolerant Lately by DaddyCork: 5:15pm On Feb 22, 2023
frozen70:


Not sure if thats what he meant

But read it again let's see if it's the same thing

angry
Romance / Re: Share A Experience Of A Female Friend Spending The Night With You by DaddyCork: 3:19pm On Feb 22, 2023
ashawopikin:
wetin happen


Bro I think my Muslim uncle like u...can u do house boy work for N16,000 Naira a months? U get to fetch water & wash nice cars smiley

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson: “I Had My Thyroid Removed, I Was Placed On Medication For Life” by DaddyCork: 1:18pm On Feb 22, 2023
pretzee:


Point of correction: Look at the moniker you are quoting properly and read properly your response to righteousness2. You are also guilty of what you accused him of doing. From your responses so far, you don't sound Jesus-like. Maybe your own Jesus is tribalistic. I don't know what my tribe has to do with this. You don't practise what you preach. You are here condemning someone while yours is even worse. Remove the log in your own eyes before removing the speck in another person's eye. I sense pride in you. Humble yourself and learn.

N.B: Do not quote me again. I leave you to your folly.

Ciao

wot type is it please?
Romance / Re: I've Become More Violent And Intolerant Lately by DaddyCork: 12:03pm On Feb 22, 2023
funkmrflexx:


Just saying I've become more intolerant

So u scared of women...so u mean if babe slap you face, u just be smiling like mugu...correct?(no oofensece) undecided
Romance / Re: Poor People Are Cancer Of Earth by DaddyCork: 11:47am On Feb 22, 2023
VawulenceProMax:
In all you do guys , please avoid poor people. They are heartless and are the real cancer of the earth.
A poor man will worship a rich fraudster and kill another poor man for stealing Garri.
This advice is not for you poor bastards.


Agree
Ashawopikin is poor thou....he all ways wereing base ball cap(no oofensece) angry
Romance / Re: I've Become More Violent And Intolerant Lately by DaddyCork: 11:46am On Feb 22, 2023
funkmrflexx:
When I was younger, I was to be very calm and cool headed and when someone talks to me or even slaps me I won't respond.
Now as I grow older (I'm almost 30 and married) I find myself being more intolerant to people. If someone disrespect me or especially my wife I won't even ask what happened, fight don start.
Me that used to be peaceful, now I don't take nonsense from anybody no matter who you are


So u wanto fight woman....correct? angry

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Education / Re: Is This Not Too Much Sex Education For Kids? by DaddyCork: 11:44am On Feb 22, 2023
shantti:
I know with the advent of the wokeness culture, what makes Africa African is beginning to be shoved aside. Africa used to have values and norms which they upholds to the highest level. Sex education didn't used to be for children and it worked so fine.

Our contemporary society maybe trying to educate children on matters surrounding sex but I think they are going to far, it should be a very gradual step, with more knowledge added at different stages in life. Not just exposing everything in two shakes of a dog's tail.

I came across this, do u all think it's too heavy for kids


So u want children to end up becoming gay faggggggots? Isn't it better they learn about pucccci now so they don't end up becoming gay? Are u ok sir? (no oofensece) angry

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Education / Re: Is This Not Too Much Sex Education For Kids? by DaddyCork: 11:43am On Feb 22, 2023
shantti:
I know with the advent of the wokeness culture, what makes Africa African is beginning to be shoved aside. Africa used to have values and norms which they upholds to the highest level. Sex education didn't used to be for children and it worked so fine.

Our contemporary society maybe trying to educate children on matters surrounding sex but I think they are going to far, it should be a very gradual step, with more knowledge added at different stages in life. Not just exposing everything in two shakes of a dog's tail.

I came across this, do u all think it's too heavy for kids


angry

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