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Budex40:
Read up more of Ubunja's tutorials, u wont be disappointed. That Girl has been fvcking someone else since ur "relationship" began. She's just playing you. RUN..!! I SAID RUN...!!!


#Swallows_a_gallon_of_RED_PILLS

You got me laughing bro,
Keep swallowing more gallons of Red pills.

We men must be Free

Donlexybaze:
I have it bro,bang rule and advance bang rule

You have bro,
That's great,
Please help me.
Please send the bang rule and advance bang rule by Charles nneji.
To me
nnamdiagbamuche@gmail.com

NwaAmaikpe:




An Imam once made a sexual advance at me.
We were reading the karatu when he snuck up from behind and grabbed my gbola.
I don't know what I recited in the karatu that made my gbola become a green snake.

He ran away and to this day he still calls me Amuagwo.

NwaAmaikpe romove the mask,
I know it's you Uncle Jude,
The guy that took my Slippers after Reciting the Karatu

Ah,
This my Jombo Weed is really Effective

It's a good thing I was detoxified a long time ago,

I need more Red Pills to swallow,
Thank God they're never out of Stock

Chubhie:
Ubunja creating broken women haters. This is a threat greater than global warming. The national assembly ought to debate this trend for national security.

This gender war is capable of consuming us all. DSS should move and place ubunja under watch. This is destruction not revolution.

Your making me laugh bro,

You are the one that really needs to be placed under watch

youngbang:



Too much much smoke in the Ranger Rover
Caused all this.

imagine burnaboy, Wizkid and Wiz khalifa in the same House

Your burna boy, Wizkid and wiz khalifa still be learner's for my side when it comes to smoking Weed

Homosexuals really exist right under our noses,

Your next door neighbor could even be one,

I experienced one recently,
One Sunday night,
I know the guy shaa,...I started seeing him around for like 2 years,
Although we live in entirely different places,
But
Around the same vicinity,

Na so I say make I go buy my Weed from my dealer one Sunday night,
As I dey Waka to my dealer...I come jam the guy for road,
He said he just dey Waka dey enjoy the cool breeze,
I say Okay,

We start discussion,
Talk come dey long... although I honestly enjoyed the conversation,

Na so he say make he show me his house(that is where he stays....where he works,they staffs were given accommodation,a parlour, spacious kitchen and spacious room too,..so his place was Okay),

The next thing...the nigga come hold me for waist come dey kiss me,...I won't say I was shocked shaa(I had a strong feeling that something like this would happen,I'm a psychologist...I can read people expertly without even spending much time with them,... while we were discussing,... although we talked about random stuffs and not sexual related stuffs....his body language revealed alot to me... within me,I didn't want to conclude,...I needed to confirm first,...am not gay,I'm an open-minded person who's always willing to try out new experiences),

So back to the guys place,
I must add,
He's well paid,
I think he's boss made him to start Fancying his fellow males becausei think his Boss is gay and this same boss must have had his way with him before giving him the Job.


Now back to the guy's place,
I swear to God I Love Pussy,I can't stay long without having some good Pussy for my Beast Dick,
But,
This guy Kisses so Good...I mean am o,...no be small thing,
Then,
He moved down to my Nipples,
Ah,
I couldn't tell the difference between a male and female licking my Nipples (this is to tell u how good this guy was in what he was doing),

The Sensations I felt that day was something else,
Felt so good really,

My Dick was hard as Fvck...no be small thing,
He noticed it and went down to it,
He comot my Beast and he said to me and I Quote... "This Your Dick Is so Thick,..and Suckable..Big Prick dey Scare me"

Honestly I was Lost in the moment,
Am Like....how can a Fellow male be this good in pre-intimacy?,... Even to the extent of giving me Extraordinary sensations and also raising my Prick rise and So hard?....I swear to God if he was a Female,...right there In the Mood I was in,...I would have bleeped that Female to Stupor.

Now back to the scene,
He sucked my Beast really good,
I can't believe am saying this,
It felt so good....I figured he'd been doing this for a while...cause he was Fvcking good,...no be small thing

I told him I can't return the favor because me I be novice,...he was only focused on giving the pleasure.
Although I maintained my stand that there will be no Penetration...he obliged,

I do work-out,
One might mistake me for a bouncer,
Then,
He said to me and I quote
"I've been crushing on you for some months since the first time I saw in the street"

Wow,
I can't say I was shocked,
Because someone once said to me and I quote,
"God knows why he created me a male...that if God had created me a Female that by now,I would have been bleeped alot of times by guys"....I think he was indirectly trying to tell me that i'm too handsome,
Also
A married woman once said to me and I quote
"Guy,I envy you,you are beyond handsome in fact you are just Beautiful...girls go kill each other just to have you"

Now,
Am not bragging in anyway,
I'm just simply being honest and straight forward.


Now,
Back to the hot scene,
He sucked me well and I enjoyed it..(at least am honest about it),

I then remembered the reason I bought my Weed,
I had a girl I was supposed to Fvck that night,
And that guy just put me in the mood,

I had to go shaa,
The experience was pleasant,


Quick question,
Have you had sex while high on some good weed before?,
--i recommend you try it,
--weed + sex always leads to an Amazing sex,

I don't Joke with my Weed Before I handle Pussy,
The sex is always amazing.

Anyway,
I hail all of una,

Like I said before,
Even your next door neighbor could be Gay,
They are right under our Nose.

titiloyeblog:
#BBNaija: ''My weakness played against my strength, I apologize'' Tacha breaks silence after her disqualification

After been disqualified from the BBNaija house, Tacha appreciated all her supporters so far and also addressed some controversial issues

She wrote on her Instagram page;



https://www.instagram.com/p/B280Q9vgjvd/?hl=en

source: https://www.titiloyeblog.com/2019/09/tacha-breaks-silence-after.html

She can't spell correctly in big brother house,
And,
Now she composes this Perfect English and apology?,

Las...Las....someone wrote this for her


Someone even said the apology is even smelling.

yeyeboi:
BBNaija Is A CLOUT Chasing Show

Oga there's nothing like CLOUT CHASING,
that word is not even in the dictionary,


Nigerians and their nonsense English sef.

*Mtcheeeew*

Your case Is a classic example why the say nice guys always fall in love each time the are given pussy or should I say each time the have sex.


Go and attend Ubunja's class,
And
Detoxify yourself bro

Akinwale14:
Drug is drug,what is the different between you wey dey smoke and the people wey dey use tramadol and codeine,you people are dsame,i no like weed at all because of the smell,na the whole world go know that u just finish dragging herbs,that's why i dislike it,well its ur choice tho

Thank God You know that in the end it boils down to Choice,

And,
I choose Weed,
I'll stick to it anytime T,

weedfada:
Word word! True that... I work out 5days a week. Rigorous sessions. Then most weekends just chill with the herb and my playlist. Cheers bro... #Team_Weed_Cartel

I Hail you bro,
You are indeed a Wise Man,

Hope You take Only Your Good Weed,
--hope you don't take Tramadol, Codeine,Cocaine,or even Cigarettes,or even S.K,
--Bro,hope you don't take those things and still take weed on top?,
--i asked because those things I asked you about can lead to serious Health complications,

--Because me for example,I only take My Good Weed,with either one bottle of alcohol,.... in fact,I practically stay away from alcohol,

--i just consume my Good weed...(3-4 Jombo sizes straight ) and I eat healthy food too,

--the most important thing to do is to take good care of yourself,

--I know of a 75year old man that doesn't joke with his good weed,
--he smokes Jombo sizes,
--You wanna know his secret?

I asked him one day
And
--He told me to only stick to smoking my Good Weed and never take any other drug including smoking cigarettes and that I should completely stay away from alcohol.

--Ever since he told me this,
--i don't Joke with my Good weed at all.


--Bro have you smoked weed and had sex before,
--the sex is always amazing for me,
--thats why I laugh each time I see guys taking tramadol before the fvck,
--i just laugh at their stupidity,


Anyways Bro,
Welcome to the Weed_Cartel.

Signed

#The_Weed_Cartel.

condemn:
Even me I done try to quit smoking weed cause he dey make me eat like glutton and add weight. Make God help me. I tire for weed cause of the monstrous appetite when he dey give me

Weed is healthy bro,
Very good for the body,

Are u aware that European doctors use weed to treat their patients?,

Just take good care of yourself while u enjoy your good weed okay.

Signed:


#Team_Weed_Cartel.