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Onyi22:
She must be joking oooo I must buy mine by all means

Just take it easy on your Pussy Dear

I'll pick Zlatan Ibrahimovic over Cristiano Ronaldo any time and any place.

And,
If Messi was around during maradona and Pele era,
Messi will outshine and dominate all of them,

Look at the face of the the Idiot,

I blame Buhari for this

What happened,

Someone should please tell me

Godoverevery:
with D's good testimony it makes me feel really sad honestly

bro am in relationship were my gf is saying no more sex until marriage..... claiming she was warned not to do it anymore by a pastor were she went to pray at one mountain with her mum.
I can't even explain how dumb founded i was Wen she told me on Sunday Wen she came to my place and she damn serious about it...cos we had a very bad fight over it.... I want D's babe in my life cos she is a warrior like she Sabi hustle with many business contacts and OT upstairs but can't cope with the no sex thing........my rod will just decay if e no part any red sea within 2 weeks.

That's why we have Olosho at our disposal bro,

If your dick won part red Sea,
Go to brothel and pay well,
And I swear to you,you will enjoy the sex more than when u'll part the red Sea of that girlfriend of yours

missjo:
When you boys are done sucking each others cocks,still go back to worship that much needed rosebloom

Madam missjo,

Of course we worship that pussy when we need it,

But one thing your missing here dummy is,
We that swallow the Red pills don't allow that pussy or rosebloom like u called it to manipulate or control us anymore,

me for example,

I don't Joke with my Pussy drug,
Even if your the prettiest or you have the fattest ass....but once you start thinking that you can use that Fat ass to manipulate or control me...I'll just laugh inside me and drop you like HOT BEANS and move on with the Speed of Light,

Thats the power of the Red Pills Dummy

Martinez39:
Yeah. I am awaiting more miseducations. Tag me when you drop one. Any man that lives ought to swallow the red pills. Have a nice day.

Keep swallowing the red pills Bro,

We must be free from pussy slavery

JONNYSPUTE:
. Kikikiki. I don die for laugh here. Like he said,I'm gonna start taking 4tablets 8times a day of the redpill drug. If somebody wants to die,let her die. We bury her.

Keep swallowing more Red pills Bro,

Say No to Pussy Slavery

Those fools don't learn,

If Seyi wins the money,
The will not smell one naira,

Also the same thing with Tacha,

Indeed,
There's an invisible Spell That's been Cast on the Youths of this Country,

I Blame Buhari for this

This bloggers sef,

First the say the serial killer was arrested on his way to uyo,

Now am reading that he was arrested in a hotel when he was about to kill again,

Which story I go believe na,

Or....is it this Jombo Weed that am taking affecting me already?

Which nairaland is your Witness?,

Are You Mad?,

When you were playing did you tell nairaland?

When you carry 80,000 put for your pocket,
You Carry your two left legs Waka go bet9ja,
Did you tell nairaland you had 80,000?,
Am sure if your friend tried to borrow some money from you even when you are had the 80k,
I can swear you wouldn't have given him even one naira,

Nonsense,

Las last na correct mumu you be ,

Just come lemme use you and do ritual,
My mind dey tell me say you go bring better money ,

I still blame Buhari for this boy's mumuness

Too much Dick

bentwood85:
Do you smoke or chew it before sex ?.... Because chewing dey enter body well well.

I smoke it,

Jombo Size like 3 tabs

U guys are telling long story here,


My own formula is this:,

I smoke my Good Weed before I Handle Pussy,
And the Sex is always amazing,
Now,
Don't come and tell me that weed is bad...bla bla bla,


I did my detailed resume here about weed,
European doctors prescribe Weed to their patients to deal with certain illness and Yes,it's absolutely legal for a doctor to issue Weed(Medical marijuana...that's what its called) to their patients,

Now,
I did a really long and detailed research about weed and Sex,

Do you know that weed is nature's natural aphrodisiac (aphrodisiac means Intensifying sexual desire),

Weed is more safer than that Shit called Viagra and your nonsense Tramadol,

All you have to do is,
When you smoke your weed before sexual intercourse (smoke the one your head can carry o),

After smoking the weed,
Just relax and channel your thoughts to your favorite sexual fantasy (your favorite porn),

Once you are in your sexual fantasy imagination,
Just imagine yourself as the person that is Fucking the Girl,
And,
Believe me,
I swear to God,
You will have a Stone-Cold erection,
The erection wll so hard,
Believe me,that erection will be harder than the erection you normally have even when you are sober,

This is my formula and it works perfectly for me,
My Girlfriend can testify,

My Favorite Runs Girl said to me after our encounter recently
"Guy,u dey last pass person wey dey take tramadol",

I just dey smile...
By the way....I call my beast dick "Sheriff Hood".


All Hail Sheriff Hood grin

U guys are telling long story here,


My own formula is this:,

I smoke my Good Weed before I Handle Pussy,
And the Sex is always amazing,
Now,
Don't come and tell me that weed is bad...bla bla bla,


I did my detailed resume here about weed,
European doctors prescribe Weed to their patients to deal with certain illness and Yes,it's absolutely legal for a doctor to issue Weed(Medical marijuana...that's what its called) to their patients,

Now,
I did a really long and detailed research about weed and Sex,

Do you know that weed is nature's natural aphrodisiac (aphrodisiac means Intensifying sexual desire),

Weed is more safer than that Shit called Viagra and your nonsense Tramadol,

All you have to do is,
When you smoke your weed before sexual intercourse (smoke the one your head can carry o),

After smoking the weed,
Just relax and channel your thoughts to your favorite sexual fantasy (your favorite porn),

Once you are in your sexual fantasy imagination,
Just imagine yourself as the person that is Fucking the Girl,
And,
Believe me,
I swear to God,
You will have a Stone-Cold erection,
The erection wll so hard,
Believe me,that erection will be harder than the erection you normally have even when you are sober,

This is my formula and it works perfectly for me,
My Girlfriend can testify,

My Favorite Runs Girl said to me after our encounter recently
"Guy,u dey last pass person wey dey take tramadol",

I just dey smile...
By the way....I call my beast dick "Sheriff Hood".


All Hail Sheriff Hood

nigeriagospel:
Ubunja is a blessing to every guy who would accept and follow his teaching.

His teaching has really opened my eyes to a lot of things as regard dating and understanding the female psychology and manipulation.

I lost control and respect in my previous relationship not because I was badly behave but simply because I was too "nice" and emotional, I couldn't understand why those ladies behaved the way they did despite all my effort to keep them and make them happy.

Emotional me- when I first stumble on your post the emotional me back then was like ' this is rubbish and contrary to what the society and our parents made us to believe' but after relating every of his teaching to how and why my previous relationships crashed, I asked him to forgive me without reaching him. Funny?

There is this girl am presently dating, due to my busy schedule and many things I was thinking about she was doing everything to get my attention, I don't bother myself calling for days she does the call and complain of how I don't love her, there are days she would want to pay me a visit and I will decline telling her I will not be chance which always make her uncomfortable.

After some times she won me emotionally and I started calling and showing her some care, initially the response from her end was appreciative not until recently she started bringing dramas and " am too special kind of attitude.

WHAT HAPPENED?

I had little issues with my bank account which rendered me cashless for sometimes, we arranged to see each other but due to my financial state I asked her to fund her self which she complained of cash shortage too, and started ranting on phone that she is not in the mood for such talks, and how her parents need 30k from her and there is no one to assist and bla bla, she hanged the call on me .
I texted her not to try that shit on me next time.
Expecting my call which I never call after 6days she called and this time with a bedroom voice asking why I have abandoned her, my reply was if you don't know why I abandoned you then stop calling my line.
Could you believe babe called 2 days later and started apologising for her wrong deed. The part that touch me the most was when she said " she hanged the call on me hoping I will call her back and for me to know she was angry" within me I was like what! Manipulation queen.
Now her calls has been disturbing me and the chorus has been "you're like an elder brother to me na, if I have any bad character you can correct me and make me a better person, abandoning me is not the solution dear".
The former emotional me without ubunja teaching would have been apologising and offer to give her the 30k just to be re-register as one of her boyfriend .
I don't deal with women with emotion at all, I treat them right when I have to and " ubunjanise" them when they are bringing up their age long manipulation

I thank God for your life and also....I thank God for giving you sense to follow Ubunja's Teaching.

Ubunja's teaching Opened my eyes.

Welcome to the Alpha Male Cartel.


Signed:

Vice-president,

Abuja Branch

I still blame Buhari for this

It looks staged.... everyone wants attention even if it's for some seconds.

**Shakes_head_in_great_anger**

PrimadonnaO:
No matter how cliché it sounds, didn't you know how she dressed before you went ahead to marry her? Before you got married, did you ever bring up the discussion about how she dressed?

I remember Kene back then telling me his wife must be decently dressed. I asked him to define decent... oh my God, the things he said that day!

I had to start telling him point blank that I have no issues wearing ripped jeans, fitted dresses... and that my dresses do not compulsorily have to be knee-length, they could be an inch before.
Lol. He said I'd have to change when we get married... I told him I certainly wouldn't be marrying him. Funny thing is that the first day he saw me, I was wearing a bodycon dress... yet he was chasing me all over the place.

@OP...only God knows what you're even referring to as harlot dressing.

Maximum of Five Years....and You'll be moving from One Shiloh Convention To Another .

Continue Rejecting

Shibaraba:
Matured answer
You both need a marriage councillor
They are well trained to handle issues like this

Street answer.
Stop criticising her. Change suddenly. Love her dressing. Even send her more cash to buy more. When she calls don't pick. Be the one to call her. And don't do that often. Maybe once in a month... Ehhhhnnn na. When you're calling her end the call abruptly and don't call for days. When you get home do like you're busy chatting with someone important all day. When in front of her call your number codedly and run out to pick like its a secret call. Password your phone with shaolin password. Long password. When calling and she approaches end and hide the phone. Never leave your phone with her. If you're going to pee make sure you hold your phone. Laugh a lot while making fake calls. Lastly avoid her kpekus.
Just three weeks you go see changes.
For she will think there is someone else.
Brain go format
Problem solved.
You're welcome

Baddo.

Your answer make sense

The Lord Is His Strength shaa.

The Country no Good and this one dey fast.

Wey be say right now,was the country dey....u are supposed to eat all you can before food go finish.

What if Nigeria and south Africa go to war.
Where u go see food chop again and....add weight

This one needs sense.

Is it just me,

Something in me tells me that this AKA guy has a deep dislike for Nigerians,....I remember clearly,when Nigeria beat south Africa in this year's Africa cup of nation's,....that guy AKA posted something on either his Instagram or Twitter account that South shouldn't have lost to Nigeria of all people.....that it was better the lost to Egypt than loosing to Nigeria......you know the rest of the story na,.....the next day,more Nigerians over there in south Africa were killed because South Africa lost to Nigeria in that quarter final match,

I can't believe that there's something like RACISM among Black People.


**Spits_on_south_Africa's_President_and_his_Rough_Forehead**


I still blame Buhari for this