₦airaland Forum

Aboguede:
Prima leggere poi assenti

Wat zegt u?

Hm

Lol

Laff don bend my waist.

Who ask for una help?

Who die abroad own even better because the person get hope of reincarnating for him last known address/location.

Our government people na the real village people numero uno.

No contest.

* on a lighter Covid -19 note:

I just discovered that a Mudu of rice contains 8772 grains of rice.

Don't just stay at home doing nothing...get busy and productive.
I will be counting beans tomorrow. You can count Garri.

E be like say na because dem arrest that low-budget of himself and bobrisky for Abuja last week.

All these people above me, if Pastor Chris show here now say make una drop account number, prayers go finish for una mouth.

Hunger sabi humble people awear

Agbada don hook for barb wire oh

Na their usual way...

They have a steady lab and a sure farm in the Francophone African countries.

Staged to boost their senseless show and ratings.

God forbid...

Abeg, refund the bride price.

Anybody wey sabi screed and paint house well like this go hammer tire.

Kingofpalmgroov:
Where are you located? Heaven?

Heaven, FCT-Abuja

Wey Ned Nwoko?

Them dey try for my side sha...even before the lockdown, 22 hours on the average, sometimes 24 hours at a stretch for a week.

Person wey dey enjoy egg no dey know say nyansh dey pepper fowl wey dey lay the egg.

Wetin you expect from person wey dey probably live off her papa age mate as sugar daddy.

I don't know how to describe the year 2020.

This is the real walking COVID-19.

One man village people squad, Thailand division.

God bless your kind heart and enrich your pocket deeply.

Olodo pikin.

Instead of me to born ode, olodo, mugu like una, make I jeje born agbero.

With all the nonsense tori you no even fit mention how una take fck...

I hate dullards mehn.

Coronavirus get sense pass you.

Fire on brother...

Even though it holds true that when the righteous prosper the city rejoices, and when the wicked perish there are shouts of joy.

I can never wish death upon a fellow human no matter what.

"God will reward his wife and himself".

God will neglect the people who contribute the money daily and weekly, or else, where does he and his wife get the monies from.

These human beings dey make person tire sometimes from their unnecessary gberaga

So, their misbehavior can only be reported during this pandemic and afterward, they are free to run a mock as usual.

Nonsense people.

Lil wonder Musk was looking for who to dash his bad market and our shameless ministry of finance was already doing bambiala on an international scale.

What a shame.

Story below:

Elon Musk's ventilator giveaway may do more harm than good.

After weeks of brushing off the COVID-19 pandemic as "dumb," the billionaire Tesla founder earlier this week announced he had 1,000 "FDA-approved ventilators" and ended up donating 40 to New York City's hospital system. Except the devices Musk gave away aren't powerful enough to use in the ICU, and health officials have actually warned against using them on COVID-19 patients because they could spread the virus further.

What Musk purchased and gave to New York's hospitals were BiPAP machines made by ResMed, a photo shared by the hospital system reveals. ResMed CEO Mick Farrell later confirmed Musk's purchase of 1,000 5-year-old "bi-level, non-invasive ventilators" known as BiPAPs to CNBC, and said it was "fantastic" that Tesla could transport ResMed's product like it did.

But hospitals are far more desperate for ventilators more invasive than BiPAP and CPAP machines, which are usually used to treat sleep apnea — many doctors don't even call them "ventilators," the Los Angeles Times' Russ Mitchell reports. In fact, CPAP machines may have only helped spread COVID-19 through the nursing home outside Seattle that was the center of the U.S.'s initial coronavirus outbreak, NPR reports. These machines can "possibly increase the spread of infectious disease by aerosolizing the virus," NPR writes. Health officials in King County, Washington, have since warned against using CPAP machines on coronavirus patients, as did the American Society of Anesthesiologists back in February.

What would actually help, Farrell added to CNBC, is if Musk's Tesla could produce and donate lithium ion batteries — ResMed can use them to make invasive ventilators that hospitals actually need.

That's exactly how the ragtag Boko boys make mincemeat of the FG sponsored cowards.

Na civilians body dem dey power.

The only news that'd cheer up Nigerians after this meeting is to hear gbangaun and kpakam alerts in their accounts.

Anything else is a no no

Na God go punish all of una.

May the virus not spare anyone of you.

Demons

A whole #50b+ na him dem wan use the above lie cancel so.

But you know what, they won't be alive to enjoy that blood money.

See the strong nyansh. Must be Bobrisky's colleague.

If indeed true, this must be applauded while calling on the presidency to do the same with their budget.

Very cheap cursed thieves.

Heaping curse upon their generations while seeing themselves as smart.

I pity una miserable lives...

What is shameless therein?

Elon Musk say anybody wey need am make dem let am know, wetin come be the gbege abi Nigeria dey produce Ventilators?

We know how they'll share the ventilators among themselves to decorate their bedrooms in their inherent greed should they receive them but what to do, anybody wey say him wan turn him bedroom to hospital go get wetin him dey find.

My only consolation is, even if every other world leader agrees to the plan and decide to adhere strictly to it, Bubu will still mess it up for them here in Nigeria.

Is our God not a good God?