₦airaland Forum

This season go funny die.

I just hope the general populace will be able to read between the lines to even understand one bit of the happenings in Nigeia.

If Hushpuppi come out this night from prison and decide to run for President there'll surely be attack dogs on here to insult anyone opposing his and of course rhere'd always be one miscreant given the title 'pastor' to come spew his nonsense

Lol

The Country is acceptably split along the N (North) and S (axis), yet, you'd never hear or read anyone from within the N-axis for instance, an NE (North Easterner) attacking, denigrating, pulling down, or out rightly working in cahoot with anyone from the S-axis against anyone from his N hemisphere

And you would confidently point your fingers to call an average Northerner a mum because of an overbloated self-estimation of greed and I TOO KNOW wey don prove time and time again to be our bane.

Make una continue dey attack una selves while the Northerners don write out how their 10th generation go take control una 10th generation until una decide to get sense.

And these ones are supposed to represent the future that is supposed to be better than this present oh...

We never ready to better our condition at all

No one is even coming out to tell us how their preferred candidate will better the Country and the let's of her citizenry other than to attack anyone who seems to be opposing their view or candidate.

It's all attacks and insults not substance to argue or debate on..


What a shame..

Make dem kukuma scatter everything make everybody go rest after all Nigeria no even get sense as we speak. So, maybe we all go try go restart afresh maybe we fit build our dream Nigeria from the ground up because this present one no get salvage value.

I use to see some people described as State-less and never really understood what happened to them and how they must feel in that state of not having a state or to be described as such.

I feel like someone without a country and it honestly hurts.

Chai.....

My heart bleeds.

Yet, some whose lives have completely been usurped and trashed are still rooting for the same people that have refused to get off from their necks.

What a painful and sad situation.

OMG

The sleepy one is in Europe to gather those follow-follow Europeans under the NATO umbrella and market more weapons to them.

Abeg make sure say you find the one wey him leg strong kakaraka for ground oh because you and am go "RUN" very well.

Shebi dem don carry flag give you begin go dey meet their brother for the other ship while the remaining ones dey stoke your nyash with fire small small to frustrate you...

Laslas all of dem go leave you with the broom come carry the machinery of state go meet their brother for the other side to make sure say him continue the legacy.

All of una eye go clear one by one...

Na we humans go annihilate ourselves out of sheer greed and ego..

Lol....

Have you heard of the animal rights group?

Just asking oh, not insinuating anything...

Investigations are ever ongoing. Those cases aren't buried my brother...

Lol

Most of these obscure groups wey go dey issue statements and press releases are just the usual "Election Contractors/Hustlers".

All man dey hustle for him pocket and stomach.

Some are out there drawing thunder and brimstone in favour of Tinubu.


Let's hope fake news doesn't set the country ablaze.

Praaaaaaiiiiiiiseeee master Jesusssss...


Another brother has seen the light...



It is an individual thing though. Let's quit with the stereotyping.

Hedonini:
Sorry to disappoint you.

Bobo Chicago graduated from Chicago State University and a few years later, was already a 'big boy' in Mobil Nigeria. Did he do Youth Service before getting that job?

Hahaha

But the one currently calling the shots doesn't even know what graduation means and the major contender in the opposition party wey Doctor wan go deputise for nko?...

A thread like this will almost never hit the frontpage...

SmartPolician:
No serious Nigerian should vote for the APC for president ever again. A party that moves from one old man (Buhari) to another old man (Tinubu).

A party of old presidential candidates who have nothing to offer but feel entitled to Aso Rock.

Aso Rock carries the dreams, hopes and aspirations of over 200m people; it's not old people's home - SmartPolician, 2022

If you still think and believe that the problem of Nigeria is Political parties, then my brother, go and change your moniker.

Whadaeff?

Even if the heading is sensationalist there are still some attitude and utterances unbecoming of someone as educated as Soludo that you can't believe he didn't utter from this report.


This one sef wey person been think say get sense small don join their style of politics come begin dey reason and talk like dem.

There's something inherently rotten about the version of politics played here in Nigeria.

Even Peter Obi sef been sell him conscience at some point in his life for this same politics...

NigeriaIsDoomed:
The Yorubas elders are shameless and notorious crime supporters.
Just give these hungry, shameless and poor elders groundnut oil and rice they will support a criminal.
Nigeria truly has no future with these calibre of elders who love food over the interest of their children.
A cursed country where elders support criminals.

Make Hushpuppi come out now you go bow for how many pastors, chiefs, and Imams (all elders) go dey campaign and market am..

Our matter larrrrrrrgeee

Hmmm..

What most people fail/failed to realise is that the emergence of a hitherto unknown Ijaw man from the tiny village of Otuoke in present-day Bayelsa State was indeed an act of God to throw a spanner in the work of the people who believe they were created to rule.

Cast your mind back to how it all happened and he became the President, you won't be wrong to see it as an act only possible with destiny and God just to prove some humans wrong and to open the eyes of some others to what is going on.

But what happened?

Greed and selfishness brought us where we were, where were we, who we were..

We've been left on our own to hope for, understand, and take any semblance of the opportunity we had with Jonathan if we get faced with it now. The choice and decision has been left to us by fate and destiny.

Our lives are literally in our hands and the decision is ours as it is, if we decide to get free or continue to be in chains out of selfishness and greed over the whole.

The broom wey dem take flog senior wife, dem hang am dey wait for the next wife.

The pattern and handwriting dey clear...

If you think and believe that the North is loyal to any single party other than their general "one" aim of clinging on to power, then you must be out of your freaking mind.

Everything in this alarm raised is 100% correct.

Make we dey follow the season film.

The most painful part of the whole thing and the reason wey some of us dey feel say to repair this abnormality go hard be say, even the so-called elites of the South-Governors, Senators et al no even dey see wetin we wey dey corner dey see.

They are that daft, dull, and senseless to remember that Atiku was instrumental to bringing in the present calamity and immediately that was achieved, he forged a decampment back to the PDP to still hold sway their and block any foreseen threat when a time as this comes while the present cabal clears and keep a way for him in the ruling party where the machinery of state can be conveniently deployed to make the plan stick.

Shame on the Amechis
Shame on the Tinubus
Shame on the Sarakis
Shame on the Wikes
Shame on the Okowas
Shame on the Oshiomoles
Shame on all of you who know about all of these evil but chose to neglect your people just to satisfy your personal greed.

Where all of una dey today?

All used, relegated, and dumped. Yet, we no still want get sense....


Tueehhh

The one good thing about this roforofo be say, at least, we go dey hear more of these kind wailings and revelations about the inner workings.
Hopefully, more smart citizens will pick up and understand the need to fight for a change to the status quo

Kai....

Fatigue leading to sleeping on steering, most likely...

We know say the tori about the soldier just coming from Sambisa forest na just sensationalism...

Okay...

Him big head still cover the entire camera...

The most over-rated thing in football.

Tell me how anything wan take work for that country.

Data/information can't be trusted to be safe with government employees a.k.a co-op servants neither can one trust them to be competent in handling issues like this.

Outsourcing na another wahala entirely.

It is either the fellow poor ones engaged by the big owners of the outsourced points to handle the business, go on to plot ways to begin to rip their fellow poor ones off by demanding cash to register or solve whatever issues they might have with the process.

Everything and every way is an avenue for everyone to showcase their corrupt and thieving innermen.

On Sunday and Friday's na dem go siddon for front of church and mosque dey dance and mess for people head.

Yeye people.

Okay...

Mortuary Attendant?

Ewwwww

DrAkpamudehe:
Pls can you send me your account number on a dead thread? Tnx

I sight you sir..

That post was spot on to the letter but the many naive adults and kids won't see the games being played here...

Mad men

richie240:
Lolz.....its 'unfinished business'.
I just pity him, ds time around she will vamooze with d sheedren
Cunnyman die, cunny-woman bury am!

Hin aiz go soon clear!

Femi is secretly praying for her to take the kids, trust me.

You think it's easy to raise just one kid not to talk of four?

He just didn't want it to seem like he didn't raise a dust.

Na reverse psychology...

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Is this even supposed to be debatable..?

The hippopotamus Lawan and the ugly yellow gworo teeth APShit chairman should go rot in hell...

The God of the poor Nigerians you lots deprive of good governance and honourable standard of living will keep distracting you all.

Buhari twin brother..

You enter bathroom.

Untie your shoes..

Pull the shoes kpatakpata

Pull you shokoto

Remover your boxer and diaper

Siddon on top of the toilet seat

Kaka or wee wee

When you finish, no use your shiiit play oohhh

Wipe your bumbum

Wear your dialer and boxer

Wear your shokoto

Wear your socks and shoes

No forget to tuck your shirts in oh


When you come out smile and wave to the press and tell them you are pighting kwarrapshuuun.

Mrexcell:
Where's Maine is it in nigeria?

The U.S