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In typical fashion, Dayo rushed here to support lies as usual...only to be found out immediately.

raumdeuter:
Na so oo.

Make dem dey deceive themselves

When was the last time anyone from the EPL made it

When we tell them their league is low on quality players dem go begin shout

Then why do you follow the happenings in a league that is "low on quality players"??

What is happening here??

edoyad:
Klopp dumps Germany for EPL.
Pep dumping Germany for EPL.
Hmm! Thengs dey happen o, he who has ears let him hear.

Unfortunately, those ears at the sides of Dayo's gorodom head don block!

Ibime:
Mahrez no be passenger o.

Where you hear that one?

I tire oo...

E fit be say another Mahrez dey Epl sha

nateevs:
Whatever happened to boldness these days?

Bros... so na you??



I bin think say you go don delete am.

"Eden hazard - 2016 WPOTY".

Who dey use that siggy that time sef?

oboman:
Why do people think this comment is funny? Wizkid is rich and famous and we don't need this drivel above my post to tell us women like men with those qualities....

98% of men under incarceration in the USA have 6-packs and beards, so if women are using those qualities ''only'' to select a mate, maybe those women should examine their heads.

You are a sadist!!

SailorXY:
He could have bought some space if he was playing well or even playing poorly but scoring goals.
Who bothers about Martial's car? If na Bugatti Veyron or Pagani Zonda R we don't know... & the reason is very simple!

Sir Alex woulda bothered. ...

Daily Mail:
This means players such as young striker Danny Welbeck, 21, and defenders Phil Jones, 20, Chris Smalling, 22, and Rafael, 22, will be banned from driving anything not approved by Ferguson.The move is a classic case of Ferguson - the master man-manager - ensuring his young stars don't get too big for their boots.

Ferguson has always been hot on matters such as this.

Two years ago, for example, it emerged he told players in the club's youth squads they were not allowed to wear coloured football boots.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2194469/Manchester-United-ban-players-driving-Chevrolet-sports-cars.html

PietroRico:
Depay has been woeful, yea, but the media campaign is becoming ridiculous. Wtf is this

So because of the comments of a random guy he should have trekked, boarded a bus or sold his car?

Funny logic
Play well, u can drive your rolls Royce
Don't, then drop your luxuries.

Clowns

Abeg make them leave the boy alone jor

Let's be honest - the foolish boy no fit dey do all these if na fergie still dey in charge.

RuuDie:
Not trolling man. You may not agree, but I always have my reasons!

Okay oo

The Op seems to be a certified runs Girl!!

codedguy1:
We need just about 2players with Pace and/or power in the team at the moment.

If you were told to choose between De bryne & Mane, who would your choice be?

RuuDie:
I still want to see Lee Cattermole in a UTD shirt. That's my dream signing!

1. You were unhappy with Moyes' sack.

2. You wouldn't mind Mark Hughes replacing LvG

3. You were also excited when we bought the tough - tackling Rojo (you told us the fans were gonna love him )

4. Lee Catermole has become your dream signing.

And you go dey vex say Elampiro dey troll

ChristineC:
It's not like Manchester United have always paraded the best legs in every position. There have been Fortune, Kleberson, Brown, Bebe, etc

We are saying the same thing, albeit from slightly different perspectives. ..

For me, Mane simply isnt good enough to start at Man utd. ..under normal circumstances.

I have never & would never like players whose major strengths are pace, power & brute force.

Mahrez would definitely be a better option - his tactical awareness is way better than Mane's & of course, his technique is there for all to see.

*in coogar's voice*...

With Mikel's world class performance, Ibime would definitely disappear like the fart of a leperous woman!

Boko haram.

Our standards have truly fallen....

Under normal circumstances, Mane should be a squad player at a club like ours but of course, recent flop signings...coupled with desperation make us consider just about any player.

Nawa oo

A Lousy Agege Motor-park tout talking about "standard and class"..

#Endtime#

elampiro:
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Only Chicharito had something in common with RvP. Only one item in style of play.

If that's your understanding , then your foolishness is well and truly beyond redemption.

The only unfortunate thing is that blindness seems to have been added to your numerous problems.

Seek help fast.

elampiro:
[s]
You are going round circles because you are bereft of ideas. I have given you the correct answers the only thing I owe you is the stats of Messi and Ronaldo.

RVP that hates playing outside his 'zone', that hate other players going to his 'zone'. Where has any one said that before in Manchester United or in Europe?
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You know nothing about the game...Just limit yourself to your Rooney praise & worship sessions Abeg.

elampiro:
You're are an olodo. Go and check the link you sent to me. That's what is there.

Mehn...this gringo is truly deluded.

A player's strengths were listed, you are here talking about "very strong". How does that negate the fact that his qualities contradict the hyena nonsense you have been chatting since??

Dem swear for you??

elampiro:
You're are a disgrace. You truly don't know football. Why won't he cope Assists when he stays in the box and takes corner kicks?

The closer you play to a goal, the more likely you get more Assists. When you play inside the box, you are likely to increase your Assists. There's likely going to be a dropped ball or unclear loose ball that is meant to be laid for a team mate. Also when you take corner kicks for your team.

You are trully silly beyond redemption...

If he's a hyena like you foolishly claimed, why does he even consider the option of laying off numerous chances for team mates instead of shooting on goal to score and cement his hyena status like inzaghi and co?? How can assists be synonymous with a CF hyena?

Your Footballing Orientation needs a reconfig!

elampiro:
[s]Last season when RVP assisted Rooney's goal I believe it was against Hull, he was inside the box and the defender missed the ball, then RVP did one touch back to Rooney who was outside the box to shoot into the net. [/s]

Compare to Assists provided by Suarez and Sturridge for instance, then you will know why RVP is an hyena and a poacher.

Why should I do your job for you??

You talked about assists, didn't you??

Let's see the numbers and please - post your source make you take your own hand rubbish your argument yourself.

elampiro:
1. RVP doesn't drift like Drogba. RVP that complains that his team mates were platying in his zone (around the box).

Rvp doesn't drift and drop deep??

Elampiro..stop embarassing yourself on a public forum.

elampiro:
Although Drogba will not pass as such strikers like Henry, Suarez who went past men. That makes Drogba a kind of a poacher. I already said there are levels of poachers, I told Chrisley024 that RVP was on a higher level than Chicharito and Inzaghi.

Drogba is also a hyena??

All hail elampiro the great analyst.

elampiro:
2. You're are repeating one question like a drunk. I won't answer that after now. Set plays don't count. Anyone can take set plays. We are talking about open play, handwork, dribling and bursting forward.

Stop being stone - headed and be reasonable for once. ..

From your description of "hyena" (and the inzaghi example), you are telling us about a player who feeds of chances created by team mates and mistakes by opponents in the box.

I ask again - how would Rvp the "hyena" benefit from situations like this when he is outside the box taking deliveries with the intention of assisting??

elampiro:
[s]I provided a video where Ronaldo took the ball from our own half went past three men to score a great solo goal, as an evidence on how to win matches for a team. Then some said RVP also traveled with the ball. I laf. [/s]


3. I will bring the stats later when I am chanced. Perhaps my last response to you. You go round circles. So do you honestly think Messi and Ronaldo don't have high shots outside the box? High dribbling rate?

I await your stats..

elampiro:
I just looked at the link you provided. RVP couldn't muster one 'very strong' despite playing in a weak league. You didn't understand what you posted.

How does this correlate with the discourse??

Elampiro, no vex but guy...you are stùpid!!

elampiro:
[/b] Again, the above is the reason he's an hyena. When he was in Arsenal, he alone blocked the route to goals and coped individual stats to himself at the expense of team mates. [b] He left Arsenal and everyone suddenly began learning how to score, they hardly struggle for top 4 finish as before while crowing it with trophies.

Your IQ is lower than my initial estimate..

How can a hyena be padding up assists??

You sure say you well so??

elampiro:
You're talking as a drunkard now.

1. Drogba is not lazy. Drogba goes to the wing . He doesn't stay around the box area 99% of the time. However, Drogba is not like Ronaldo, Messi who can be credited with winning the league for their teams with numerous times taking the ball single handedly past men to score. Also Henry was such a genius who could go past men.

So the "lazy" Rvp doesn't drift out wide, right?

You are actually more clueless than I thought.

elampiro:
2. I thought you were going to dispute Jones and Blind don't take corner kicks. Corner kicks can be taken by anyone. If you with your big tummy is given a chance to play for a team in Lagos, your job could be just to take corner kicks since you would be a liability in the struggle for conversion.

Statements like these would continue to cement your position as that Dull Poster with a very low IQ...

In one breath,RVP is a hyena who waits for chances. In another breath, he takes corners because he cannot struggle In the box for those chances you told us he waits for. Iastly, he garners assists because he stays in the box to lay off passes.

What kinda lame reasoning is this?


I ask again - why should a hyena be taking corners when he should be doing his hyena job in the box.

elampiro:
3. You're talking about stats. Yes I will bring that of Ronaldo and Messi when I have the time.

I am waiting...

elampiro:
[size=14pt]Why won't someone in the box have Assists when everything falls on his feet for tap ins, rebounds and lay backs to team mates.
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How can this kinda player be labelled as a hyena??

Mehn you gotta attend a cross-over today and pray hard - this kinda foolishness must not be carried into the new year.

elampiro:
1. You have not been able to counter me on the fact that RVP cannot travel with the ball. When he played for us, I doubt if I saw him run with the ball from outside the final third into the box. I am not talking of chasing a pass, I am talking of having the ball on your feet and try a 'Ramirez burst or a Nani' s burst, etc. Like Rooney, Tevez, Ronaldo, Nani used to do. Even Saha sef.

And we keep telling you to stop ptyalising this kinda rubbish on a public forum.

This logic of yours tells us that ; Any player that cannot run with the ball is a hyena??

Drogba must also be a hyena like inzaghi and chicharito.

How reasonable does this sound to you sef?

And you actually feel you "know ball" ??

elampiro:
2. Taking set play doesn't stop one from being an hyena. Anyone can take set play. Blind takes for us, Jones took for us in two matches.

Another foolish comparison..

Are these players CFs??

For the umpteenth time, why should a Hyena be taking corners and freekicks into the box when we all know that hyenas should be in that same box waiting to pounce on loose balls and rebounds??

Maybe you should give us examples of other hyenas that take free - kicks & corners with the intention of assisting goals.

elampiro:
3. Go and check the stats yourself. I have already given you the position. Ronaldo and Messi take nearly 50% of their shots outside the box, they have about 4-6 dribbles per match. How can you use them to compare an hyena like Van Persie?

You said you were gonna supply the stats, only for you to come up with some irrelevant numbers from an unknown source.

I still dey wait for those stats & the website -you are surely gonna defeat yourself with whatever numbers you post here.

Meanwhile, this is the description of Rvp by your beloved whoscored.com. How can these kinda player be dubbed "hyena"??


http://www.whoscored.com/Players/4564/Show/Robin-van-Persie

Eastbay:
Bros.
Have a little chill na.
2015 will soon end.

I tire for the guy...

E be like say e dey purposely type all these nonsense just to annoy us..

elampiro:
1. RVP cannot travel with ball. It's true.

Stop typing this kinda nonsense - it makes mockery of your supposed "punditry Nous"

elampiro:
2. Hyena can take free kicks na, when everyone else stands watching. You're taking about aiming at the goal 70% of the free kicks taken.

Lies....

Aside the direct freekicks, Rvp assisted so many goals by putting deliveries into dangerous areas.

Ps - Give us another example of a hyena that garners assists from free kicks and corners..

elampiro:
3. Bringing Ronaldo and Messi into the equation will further confirm my claim that RVP is an hyena. You're talking about players with 4 to 6 dribbles per game. Ronaldo and Messi have nearly half of their shots outside of the box. In some seasons, Ronaldo had more shots outside of the box. It's only this season Ronaldo stats are getting closer to the goal.

Instead of all these epistles, provide us with the stats and of course, the website where you got them from.

In addition to whatever stats you wanna upload, let's see the no of chances created by each player.

elampiro:
1. Did tell a lie? RVP cannot run with the ball in his feet. That's why he's an hyena.

This is the most foolish thing I have read this year. Read it again and agree.

elampiro:
2. Free kicks add to goals na. The corners are mandated by coaches. However, we are talking about open play.

Why would a coach "waste" the services of a hyena on freekicks when he should be in the box?

elampiro:
3. RVP has a low dribbling rate. Few touches of the ball and shoots close to the goal. How's not an hyena?

Do you know RVP once had 11 touches of the ball in 90 minutrs? [/i]


Using Manchester United
Shots outside the box to shots inside the box

Van Persie
2012/2013 40 outside outside 102 inside
RVP for Arsenal previous season
Shots outside the box 37 inside the box 137

Rooney
2011/12
84 shots outside the box 73 inside.
2010/2011
49 outside 50 inside the box
2009/2010
81 outside the box 101 inside

Luiz Suarez shots at Liverpool
2013/14 Outside the box 77 inside 114
2012/13 outside the box 68 inside 119


3b. Dribbling/Passes at their high scoring seasons.

Suarez 3/38 per match
Rooney 1.3/50 per match
Persie 0.7/26 per match

Give us links to your sites and let's check for ourselves. By the time you see the stats of players like Ronaldo and co, this your foolish arguments go end.

elampiro:
1. RVP cannot travel with the ball even 10 yards

Does this even make any sense to you??

elampiro:
2. RVP is notorious for playing very close to the goal in respective of the teams pattern. He's done this since becoming a striker in the various clubs he's played in. When he stays there, everything must fall to him alone, other players turn to laborers. There are some players who change their style from team to team, system to system, formation to formation, or as different team mates may warrant. But Van Persie is known for playing close to the goal always.

You are talking rubbish...

"Everything must fall to him", yet he takes freekicks and corners when he could as well stay in the box hoping for rebounds and mistakes?

Go and find out the number of assists he had at Arsenal ( especially when he became a CF)

elampiro:
If I bring stat now, una go say I like stats. I beg RVP na hyena. He took his shots even closer to the goal at Arsenal.

Bring the stats...