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evegran: hmm and?

...And errrm lemme leave d rest of dem dudes to speak for demselves jare, as for me "I aint gat no worries" bout such declaration nau

evegran: Mmmm and I'm very bossy on bed...


Some men here are just pussys!

Whaaaat!!! Was just *passing by jejely ooo* but seeing dis comment just halted my steps like see open challenge ooo!!!

LaurelP: Kaii, see sexy eyes

I get dibs on Debs

Chinoble: who cares!? As long as u get the message.....das communication!
But tnx bro.

Aand dats hw I got ur attention

Chinoble: But on a serious note, i love anything or anybody that is beautiful and handsome(i too like fine tinz) that's the number one thing that gets my attention towards you. But then all i just need is for you to alter a word. Just one word from you will tell me wether to run away or run towards you!
#i ve got no business wit big for notin fools abi na NFA(no future ambition) dummies)#

Babe y d vex nau?! FYI it's 'utter' not 'alter' in dat context ma'am

youmour: asinn,m ;Dad crush i had on u that year

The P has been set(hoping dat d D, she will sm day get)...lol

tour. They lodged in a hotel that had 80storeys. Their room was on the 60th floor.
However there was a rule that all elevators were closed!
One day akpos and his friends went out and came back after 10'o clock, the elevators were shut and the only way to their room was through the stairs.
Akpos friend suggested that while climbing the stairs he would say wisesayings for the first 20storeys, the other friend would say jokes and Akpos sad stories for the last 20. They all agreed and started the journey. When it got to Akpos turn he sighed and said' my first sad story is that i forgot our room key in th car'!
Please if you were his friends what will you do?[/quote]I'll fling him out frm dat 40th floor

Cecediva: Wetin i wan talk sef!

Anyway he must be a born again christian

*ahem* u really sure bout dat? Or you'd rather a freak who'd make ur eyes roll up(if ya knw wat I mean)?!

youmour: cant stand girls with aliases e.g barbie,nawti,creamy,bish

cant stand girls that call their fellow GF's B1tches or ho's etc

not into girls that crush on male celebs

not into girls that listen to crappy naija songs or listens to Nsync,westlife,celine dion

not into religious heads

not into girls that dont have a mind of her own

hate self conscious girls

hate girls that love home videos

hate a girl without a sense of humor

take the celibate girls far away from me (85% of dem are giving it to the next brother on a lowkey"

"takes a deep breathe"

sucks being single tho

Dude,u must read my mind to knw d points av got....plus amongst d aliases d one I so cringe on seeing is 'her royal sexiness'...like WTF?! In d year 2014

Keky: Thank God I am not short.

But u missed talking bout d pot belly

DikSin: Yeah!

Messi all the way
#TeamMessi

Was just wondering wat hapnd 2ur #TeamMessi ...all ye Messi fans I dnt knw wen u'll learn to watch football witout sentiments!

dadoctore: Pls I'd really appreciate sm pics so we can knw wat we're talking bout

Sorry I goofed,commented b4 opening d thread....really is impressive,hw bout 600k putting in mind av still gotta repair d pump

mujiboy: Just obsessed with plantain.. Always gonna taste it when getting fried in the kitchen.. Another thing, used to climb a stood just to wash plate on the sink, couldn't wait to get tall then.

Yh am sure many of us called it 'stood' then,lol but we all knw beta now dnt we?!

IAMBREEZY: smoke weed

Cmon man,as a kid

CreamyAutos: Still up for grab

Pls I'd really appreciate sm pics so we can knw wat we're talking bout

goalburner: Android are currently workin on their wizard assistance named 'mufu'
Microsoft= cortana
Windows= siri
Android= mufu

Buhaha,dude ure evil aswear...mufu![color=#990000][/color]

DikSin: No papa, not me, u need to rest & repent now.
Messiphobia has killed more people than ebola did in recent times

Resist MessiPhobia today
Embrace life. Love Messi & Live for now

Aigh then, 8pm aint too far off now. We'll see.

DikSin:

Guy ure still sleeping on a bicycle. Wake up!

Take it authoritatively frm me d scoreline will be
Germany4-1Argentina
Daz all