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Belafonte:
Remember, when I was at NYSC,na my house niggis dey gather every CDS. The first few times, dem come chop my food till I give myself brain make dem donate . One igbo guy liked calling me 'yoruba boy wey sabi cook'. No be my fault, I love good food. I could starve if I don't see good food to eat, even if I see rubbish I no go fit chop am.

One girl once told me she couldn't marry me because I would always be complaining after eating my food and seeing my pristine living arrangement. . Olodo, dirty girl

Osyxcel:
Dokunbo

Louis055:
Have you ever wondered why top military officers always use walking sticks even when they are still young...

Dandsome:
MTCHEEEW


Meanwhile, I have a question.

Why is it that Nigerian police like using Cellotape to tie their guns??

deflover:
Commander Charles obute
95set

deflover:
Who are you

deflover:
My senior from Nigeria Navy secondary school abeokuta who is a commander in the navy was among those that built that ship

We are proud to ve his kind to be part of us

Navy boys rock

MrMarvelous:
I'm a big supporter of Arsenal. #COYG.
But I get really scared anytime I see Ramsey on the team sheet. Now this is a personal opinion, but I think Arsenal play better without that dude. I repeat this is a personal opinion.

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K9blunt:
Thanks dear, you're a gem!

Kgdavid:
Ma... its hurled not hauled.

K9blunt:
Do do, kid from outer space,

Dungeons and dragons,

The German penguin iv forgotten. The name,

The ghoolies,

Amaru,

Spots billy,

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Ninja turtles.


Etc.

smudge2079:
"Wisdom is bleak, that's d word from the wise" It took me 3 years to understand dat statement

darocha1:
ok

Nigerian Navy boiz rise & fite (2ce)
In the battle of our country
we shall rise & fite and win
forward ever...backward never
in d battle of our country
we shall rise & fite and win.

Parade Shion
Parade Stand at ease

#IrepNnssAbk
#FullyBoarded
#BoardingSchooltohMilitary

ajiwukari:
I can assure you that very few people can relate to this post. Quite entertaining though. I thoroughly enjoyed it, as I went to a military school and have friends and family in the armed forces.

Iceberg3:
take a bus going to apapa wharf..make sure u tell the conductor to drop u at 'roundabout' bus stop after liverpool bus stop... Just look around and u will see Msc shipping tower. Orion marine office is just after it.
And make sure u board the apapa bound bus that goes thru mile2 and liverpool and NOT THE ONE THAT GOES THRU IKORODU EXPRESS. The latter takes u straight to wharf. Get there and tell security u wanna see the crew manager,mr mathew. Are u on deck or in engine room,or an officer?

Iceberg3:
heard of orion marines? Try them. Roundabout bus stop,after Msc,apapa,lagos.

Emexix:
The maritime academy of Nigeria oron is the only federal marine school is Nigeria.

The school which boasts of 4300+ trained Nigerian merchant Navy officers and over 65,000 other workers in the maritime industry since 1983 to 2015 and at this point is still below par in its academic excellence.

I enrolled for a short course which ran all through 2015, it was a 10months course of 2 semesters which I completed November last year.


Fast forward to may 2016, No result, No certificate to forge ahead in my career.

Like everyother professional career which requires both theoretical and practical experience to excel, the marine industry both deck and engine requires more practical experience.
But for my 2 semesters in the school, the lecturers could only teach u on the white marker board since the school lack basic equipments to take u practicals.
Well since I already work onboard ships, I have knowledge of the practicals so I wasn't really bothered but how about those who haven't?

Having completed the course, paid in full and having no issue whatsoever, not even the first semester result have been released, we where only 30 candidates for the session so I see no reason why they should withhold it.
We contacted the H. O. D who confirmed that the results are ready but the school have to setup a board meeting to deliberate on it before it could be released, (this was since mid February). Now the pain here is, the new session for 2016 will be starting first semester exams Monday may 23rd, without the results of the previous session released.
Having made the calculations, if they should go ahead to write the exams, and they eventually release the result, anyone having any issue like carry over will have to wait till 2017 to rewrite it and then wait again to same time 2018 to get your certificate. This is like running a programme of 1 year for 4 years due to negligence on the part of the scrappy institution.

A colleague who ran the same short course in a private institution same time last year and paid far less to what I paid to a federal institution as tuition already got his certificate and he will be rounding up his officers course by June this year while am still here with year half spent still waiting for a result which is probably sitting on the desk of someone covered in dust.






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daveyjay:
Infants enjoy infantry
Carpenters enjoy carpentry
Bakers enjoy bakery
Adults should enjoy __________



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Keneking:
See his head like boiled yam.....
Is he receiving anointing from the neighbourhood
Meanwhile day don break for Okitipupa ohhhhhhhhhh