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Prisca0ge:
Strong woman! No be anyhow woman dey fit smoke Igboh. One love to all my weed-smoking bitches.

*in Dr Dre's voice* "Smoke weed everyday"

I like dat...d popular 'smoke weed everyday' line was said by d late Nate Dogg tho

funmilayoB:
r u male lol

Yes I am

sparkleRed:
Ha stomach is flat nw, dats cool








Sexy jennix wetn na, my plan na 4 me 2 fTC I no dey like am oo

Went tru ur profile...I really like u for many obvious reasons.

Woged2005:
This was my major problem too. People around called me picky but I was not. I just moved on when I found out that man was only wasting my time and trying to cash in on my age. When you meet a serious man it doesn't take forever. Things happen very fast. Two matured minds know what they want. once they meet each other they click. Even when the man doesn't have everything going, you can pool resources together to get things going. He must pay the bride price (with no assistance. It's tradition). But since you are working you can assist with wedding plans and settling down (aka housing, rent, furniture, etc)

With your reasoning alone, I must say your hubby's one lucky fella!

Justeenaleo:
Try rolling with girls that reason then.

I'd like to roll with you though.

delishpot:
Humans will deny fellow humany many things God will not. You can annioint people in church as a pastor but not in board meeting, you can sing and dance in a church but not in board meeting ,you cannot just walk out of a board meeting but you cant do so in a board meeting, you can decide not to attend church for any reason but you cant just miss a board meeting if you want to keep your job.
You can just burst out speaking in tongues in church but not in a board meeting.

In both places u need full concentration,in both places uve gotta be appropriately dressed,in both places uve gotta be mindful dat ur actions dnt -vely affect others,in both places distractions(like ur mobile) won't be condoned...need I say more?!

Kei144:
Tit. 1:15 To the pure, all things are pure, but to those who are corrupted and do not believe, nothing is pure. In fact, both their minds and consciences are corrupted.

Any male who is disturbed by a woman breastfeeding her child in the church needs sanctification.

Lol,my broda dats a wrong application of dat bible quote esp in these times.do u read d papers?? Haven't we heard enuf cases of rape n whatnots even perpetrated by men who av been called to serve God?...ok ffg ur lead would u allow ur teenage daughter/sister/friend(wcheva) sleep unclad say in ur sitting room wen uve got pastors visiting cos in ur mind u feel 'all things are pure to those who are pure' n therefore dey shuld merely see her as a sleeping child I think we all knw times av changed greatly!

Saucekide25:
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Wait ooo,is it d same Jumia dat hasn't delivered just 2shirts to me since early last year even afta dey called to confirm my order?? #justcurious

babyosisi:
The nursing mothers ought to cover the breast with a baby blanket or some cloth
I also hate the sight of a breast right in everybody's face,it is distracting to onlookers and very crude
There is a discreet way to do these things,this is 2015

I totally agree wit u on dis!

babyosisi:
Leave their topics for them
Their intolerance in real life transcends to cyber life.cant you see the topics don't go past one page when it hits FP
Leave them
Why would you want to post on dry topics that look like a funeral

Cmon tho I'm a christian I'll admit ur comment is a lil cruel n incentive...emphasis on d last line.

Most of wat I read ere is pure hypocrisy! Hw many of u men chiding d Op will be comfy sitting beside ur wife who's doing exactly wat d Op described? ITS JUST NOT RIGHT!!! Hw can a woman(a learned 1 I wana believe) in dis age n time do dat in public...much less a place of worship?? Let's cut d bullshiit talking bout d Op's wandering eyes cos we all knw he can't av been d only one who saw it(n felt uncomfy bout it) so u can imagine dere would av been sm whispers going on concerning wat d woman in question did,only tin is no1 had d guts to speak up prolly for fear of wat d Op is presently facing atm ere...n dat really is part of wat 'kills' us as a people...dis no-be-me-talk-am attitude we adopt.
My conclusion is dis...an usher(female pref) shulda done her duty dere by coming to lead d woman to a secluded area of d church whr she can feed her baby as well as pay attention to d service.

sammieblaize:
minaj (french word meaning party)

Ménage a trois is d full phrase wch everyone shortens to Ménage...ure thinking Nicki if u using Minaj

3 bodyguards,2 chics wit a body vibe u wan do Ménage?

K9blunt:
As for me o , I love to laugh , so if that one mean say you are put off by it *opens door* you got the green light.
I love foreign movies (not telemundo, sheesh) and if that wan puts u off you can scram

Otherwise nice post op. *winks*

I like u already...I luv to laugh,u def won't find me far from comedies(not nollywood pls)

nanyya5000:
Omobaba olowo....money is sure good!!

Definitely is...now ffg u tho,kindly do same

Zellie:
LOL. How do you know

U neva see wen humility dey show tru pishure

50calibre:
Fair point!! But can you tell me what your definition of education is, a piece of paper?

According to what I've read, Buhari attended 3 prestigious military colleges in India, US & UK which should be equivalent to or even higher than a Nigerian degree, isn't that true?

What separates your "educated" current president & his wife from the average illiterate on the street (a quick google search revealed patience Jonathan is a graduate of University of Port Harcourt & was once a teacher lol..)

How has your "educated" President been able to apply his doctorate towards effective leadership of the country?

If you can answer these questions, perhaps I will understand where you're coming from.

I don't knw who you are sire but I doff my hat to you. This is the exact way I've explained this issue times without number to the GEJ supporters, wish they'd just reason.

nigerianvenom:
i will vote for him for building 12 new universities under 4yrs.
i will vote for him for approving d establishment of a fed polytechnic in my state.
i will vote for him for building over 300 almajiri's schools in d north to curb illiteracy.
i will vote him for ensuring that i see a live rail line in nigeria.
i will vote for him encouraging cars manufacturers to site their plants in nigeria,thus ensuring that Nissan, innoson and co now fully produces cars in nigeria.
i will vote for because he is humble,he is d best we've ever had

What's the use of schools if the graduates don't get employment?
Let's pray the govt fully equips the fed poly you're so happy about.
Yes, and then yet over 200 girls were abducted in that same north in one of such schools while trying to 'curb their illiteracy'!
Get a grip, rail lines WERE working before GEJ...if in doubt, google's a big help.
Its funny I would have thot siting their plants in Nigeria would make brand new cars cheaper yet somehow it is actually the opposite effect!
Most times we people mistake cluelessness for humility, being clueless esp conc matters you're expected to be versed in most times will make a man look seemingly humble.
The truth is GEJ has failed the nation and not that GMB necessarily is the best to rule but still of two 'evils' I'll take the lesser one which obviously is GMB if not for anything at least I know corruption won't continue like the order of the day and there'll definitely be an end to BH amongst other issues.

selfemployed:
Tho i don't like the way he handled d subsidy scam- ifeanyi uba, otedola etc should pay for what they stole.

Tho i don't like the fact that i still don't have my national id card after many months of registering.

Tho i don't like the locomotive trains that we have in nigeria in this 21st century

Tho i don't like the fact that he does not know how to solve d boko haram challenge.

Tho Buhari seems to be more disciplined and straight forward, but has surrounded himself with corrupt pple like tinubu, atiku, amechi etc

I wld still have voted gej if i had my pvc. no administration has developed nigeria like his.

So lemme guess FFK,Diezani n co r d ones whose hands r blemish free right?! Smh for u...dis aint an argument sef,dis administration has been d most corrupt n dats partly because d govt officials av no fear of d consequences. Abi correct me if am wrong ooo wasn't it dis ur same GEJ dat said 'most of what we term corruption is just plain stealing' Isn't dat enuf go-ahead for d public looters to carry on?

babyfun:

Struck a nerve?!

Purplehisbiscus:


Laugh don make me pour ciroc for my samsung tab...

U sure say no be Alomo u pour for ya Tecno like dat?!
Lol, I kid...

MrsBreezy:
Game if Thrones
Greys Anatomy
Suits
Revenge
Sherlock
The Originals
Scandal
Breaking Bad
Big Bang Theory
Pretty Little Liars
Gossip Girl
Desperate Housewives
Dexter
Under the Dome
Devious Maids.

I'm a sucker for comedies n The Big Bang Theory still remains my all time favorite(Sheldon Cooper being my fav xter too)...Its especially funnier to anyone who has a grounding in science

MrsBreezy:
Haha I know right. We're just so amazing us October babies

Happy birthday girl,av mad fun...mazel tov!

'U can't roll a blunt to dis one,u gotta light a J(u gotta puff a J on dis one)...u can't even drink crystal on dis one,u gotta drink crystall'
Excuse me miss-Jay Z ft Pharrell Williams

cheryl1: Mènage as in?

3sum...dnt mind NL subbing my words

dadoctore: Ménage à trois(french simply means party)

Dunno y dey censored 3sum sef...tryna explain d origin of a popular phrase n NL is substituting 3sum wit party

cheryl1: Mènage as in?

Ménage à trois(french simply means party)

cheryl1: Yimu when chris brown and trey songz are still dere

With Chris u run d risk of being beat up n wit Trey a ménage(if ure cool with dat)

A lotta peeps on ere just to stylishly kill d vibe of others(cue cooljoe n MrsBreezy)...pls I implore u both,ignore em all

misshoree: App that I can download food from

Dnt we all,btw welcome m'lady

Eba n ikokore(d ijebu meal)...hey wat can I say I'm part ijebu

U guys av even gone far,ordinary dstv decoder in dis day n age is still taking eons to scan n load..it really pisses d shit outta me waiting esp wen deres a power outage during a football match or an interesting program