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Notsonasty:
Oboy , this thread still dey ....many cadets have been produced from here ...God bless armed forces..meanwhile let's answer the little questions we can before academy calls us back

Feranmi hwfa

Godwils3:
My dear Sir, NDA will disqualify you without thinking twice...... unless you have a godfather.

They are looking for means to disqualify the qualified and u are giving them big reason to disqualify you.

Those men no get joy ooo

so you believe in godfatherism?

KingAzubuike:
Come and tell me this in person. Make I give you address?

Am too busy to come for a fool like you, If you are pained, go and suck your mother pussy

NNAMDIII:
My village man and arty man tried nda for 6years before making it, he's now a cracked daletian, if he didn't give up then there's no need to give up. I love your confidence and perseverance, it'll take you far bro

Thanks artyman, we are coming to join you guys.

KingAzubuike:
I wish you could say this face to face with me in reality. Let's see if you won't be peeing your trousers.

You this lifeless bat that feels he must talk, was your FOOLISHNESS inherited or na dash them dash you. Bastard!!!!

ekoson95:
Na so







arcike, mizzygray, rawswag, demo4ril97, daeyou
see una guy

OGA sir dont mind the bastard, he feels he must talk.

NNAMDIII:
don't worry blood, you'll make 72rc, just zero your mind because nda is not smoke

Okay sir

Yaronmama01:
You're a mad man
When ya busy pressing oyinbo pple, don't come to mah WhatsApp with ur foreign number again

ARE YOU A BASTARD

Daeyou:
Wanting to apply into NDA for d 4th time without a smell of the 50 man list is very fustrating but still we go, NEVER GIVE UP ON UR DREAMS!!!

72RC MUST BE MY FOURTH AND LAST TRY............MORAL IS HIGH

NNAMDIII:
sir! I lost my phone and I don't have your number but I just retrieved my son today so I'll be on whatsapp before 23:00pm

Welcome back artyman

FINESTbaba94:
That 5k fo the 9th position got me laughing hard

Maka why

Someone shu nt kill himself bikonu

omo i participated but ekiti state govt no try oo

VanPOLICE:
CHAI .... BECAUSE OF HARD ECONOMY
I CAN'T TAKE LESS THAN 20M FOR SUCH RISK OOOOOO

omo i participated but ekiti state govt no try atall.

VanPOLICE:
CHAI .... BECAUSE OF HARD ECONOMY

I CAN'T TAKE LESS THAN 20M FOR SUCH RISK OOOOOO

i paticipated, the only thing i enjoyed was swimming in ikogosi pool, ekiti state govt no try at all

Wanting to apply into NDA for d 4th time without a smell of the 50 man list is very fustrating but still we go, NEVER GIVE UP ON UR DREAMS!!!

Ohh lord when will I become an officer cadet �‍♀️ �

Kinglife:
Daeyou I catch you long time

Am good bro, how is the preparation?

demo4ril97 how are you doing

Pls help......Which jamb slip are we to upload on nda registration portal, is it the one we get after jamb registration or the reprint?

izic911:
Delta

alright bro. Goodluck

ricoric:
I ' m not really scared but how come I did not get shortlisted despite Chemistry - 36, Physics - 32, Biology - 37 and English - 30.

I ' m confused bro'

Your villagemen stepped up thier game real good.

izic911:
I'm swear I'm counting days

You are from which state?

izic911:
I'm good man how is the morale

Morale is still very high, UTME Exam in few days.

izic911:
Guard up 71 days to go

How are you bro

Okay, so I’ve been planning on writing this for a long time; but I’vjust had to kick my head out of my ass to post this.
This is probably gonna be the last meaningful post from me for a while, so for all intending cadets – clean your eyes and listen to me. And please note that whatever I post here is my own personal view and opinion as well as experience – which means u’re responsible for how you understand or interpret it, as it is for infotainment purpose ONLY.

………finally, it’s gonna be a little bit lengthy, so if you’re a lazy reader like me, just close this page, bcoz it’s gonna be pretty booooring.

I don’t even know where to start from………………okay, now lets begin with the

NDA ENTRANCE EXAMINATION (NDAEE)
This smoke exam is the first stage of separating the wheat from the chaff (Oww….sounds awful), and usually, not more than 5% are selected (I said selected, not pass). The goodnews is that unlike JAMB you don’t have to bother about ur NDAEE score as only the BEST 50 are selected from each state. If u don’t make it, doesn’t mean you’re dull, but it means u’re villagemen stepped up their game real good.
However, as of 68RC (my course), they didn’t just select the best 50 straight up, rather it was segmented and stratified according to the faculties in the ratio of 15:10:5:20 for Arts/Social Sciences, Engineering, Military Sciences and Sciences respectively. The implication is that you might be a very smart/intelligent/brilliant Engineering applicant from your state, in fact you might be the 11th person with the highest IQ; but on how u don’t make the top 10 of Engineering applicants, you wont be shortlisted……..while a not-so-smart dimwit who applied to Arts or Sciences might be shortlisted. This is because of the quota allotted to each faculty.

You can see that in the NDAEE you greatest enemy is your fellow faculty-mate from the same state. If I were you, I will pray that they are all dumb-asses. Just kidding!

On the exam day, help yourself and follow all instructions religiously, go with all necessary credentials, right size of photograph, HB pencil etc. Manage, patch, langa and pass the exam.


THE ARMED FORCES SELECTION BOARD (AFSB)

So you’ve passed the NDAEE and ur name is among the top 20, 15, 10 or 5 from each faculty in ur state – congratulations! Now you’ll be feeling like you’ve done what Napoleon didn’t do; don’t worry……that is just the beginning. You’re still closer to zero than infinity.
The screening/selection process is quite comprehensive and elaborate, almost 50% of the shortlisted applicants will go home – mostly from the credentials and medical screening. Better beg all ur village witches to allow you.

When the non-essentials have been sieved out, then comes the main competition between you and ur fellow villagemen – help yourself and distinguish yourself either intellectually, physically or otherwise; but if you’re so dull that you cant stand out………….then pray that all ur other fellow faculty mates from your state die before facing the Selection Board (Don’t say I’m the one that told you).

For specific details about the AFSB, refer to an earlier post on the comprehensive post on the AFSB……….dont tell me you cant find it.

And please, when going to NDA old site for the screening, go with cash…lots of it. The AFSB is the sweetest and easiest part of the NDA story……….you wont understand.


RESUMING FOR TRAINING AT THE ACADEMY

Wow, now that you’ve made the final list as a selected or reserved cadet, you’re happy beyond measure…………and prior to resumption you’ve started wearing camou shorts or face-cap, using fake dog-tags as well as camou wallet. Issorait! I understand you’re very happy and having too much joy, but don’t be carried away – it is the beginning of your problems.
You, on your own, you will regret the day you used your own money to buy NDA form. Some of you will dash (cowardice and run), some will die (no bad wishes), many with broken legs, and hands.

This quote below is what they told us before our resumption, I thought it was smoke:

[i]N0 matter what language used, Cadet Okedi is right. Saturday is d begining of 0ur pr0blems. We've s0ld 0ur freed0m,relaxati0n,luxury life, even 2 sleep, eat or 2 drink even water will n0 l0nger b 0ur right but a privilege. We'll f0rget h0w 2 smile & laugh. Even basketm0uth's j0ke w0nt make us grin let al0ne smile. We're g0ing 2 have our butts kicked,have our heads gr0und. We're g0ing 2 hunch,hang,nack pushups,f0rward r0le & pin heads.We're g0ing 2 embrace different kinds of beating & drilling. Insults & bad w0rds. Our new names'll be bastard,barga,etc we'll even prefer being called cl0wns. We're g0ing 2 feel malice bt it's regimentation.We'll feel like we're in hell.D h0t sun will change 0ur c0mplexi0n.We'll gr0w dark,thin.Br0ken b0dies & br0ken b0nes all 0ver. Shifted waists & disl0cated j0ints. Many of us'll regret dey ever applied 4 d 1st

Dway911:
If you're 21 by march can you still apply for 71RC

No u cant

BrainArk:
All of you screaming nda is for northerners, are just idiots who don't have idea on how nda conducts screening for admission of cadets. I was a cadet and I also know a lot of cadets like me who don't have any connection whatsoever but was admitted into nda. Though I quit nda but it is a decision I still regret.

Boss man, hw come, do u dashed?
are u applying for 71rc?

Johncasey:
yes yes yes!!! Thanks��

TSUO SIR

Notsonasty:
We dey manage ..steady steady and will win the race

Amen bro, we would give it a standard.....Afaka is sure 71RC

Notsonasty:
That's it, morale high ..where u been all this while

Am always here with u bro, on a lowkey!
how is the preparation for 71RC

opalk:
lol another year, 71RC i have not brought form, but then you might just see me at afsb this is the year. gentlmen

Oboy work hard

NNAMDIII:
https://www.nairaland.com/1282222/nigerian-defence-academy-admission

Have gone through this thread more than 5 times, it high up my morale and it makes one to knw that NDA Is strictly on merit....If u are new in this thread, u can do the same.

71RC DAY BY DAY