₦airaland Forum

nedu2000: Na wa o,wonder what the cause of death is......condolences to the Jonathan extensive family

i tink u meant extended family. But nawa oo RIP Mr. Meni J

Committee

Na craze dey worry d moderator?

GEJ floors OBJ

Is d President afraid to discuss Siemens n Harlliburton cases

Corruption don suffer tonite

esere826: so why is twitter being used to gather questions for the media chat?
why is NairaLand not being used?

And we wonder why there are no jobs in Nigeria
SMH

Wen Muki baby n Seun takes d issues surrounding GARRI serious i will ask my media team to collate questions from Nairaland. . .. . .GEJ, 2012

Yawns....not much talk tru roundabout

Sleep dey catch me. . .

I am not satisfied wit dis media men

Subsidy:

I was misunderstood

"Mimiko = PDP" . . .GEJ

Oil Bench Mark:

GEJ is on point. But save d excess in our SWF

Oil Well dispute btw Bayelsa n Rivers:

Apt response from him. Dis man dey try so far

Too much tenshhhion abt second tenure. . . .GEJ

Dear GEJ,

Dis dafman10 calling from Nairaland. Pls how much is the price of garri in Aso Villa? Thank You.

Na too much of dat Akwaibom song cause dis one *singing* "i want to go ooo. . . am frm akwaibom . ."

Na craze dey worry u @ op. I prefer Jet buying Pastor to a terror funding Imam. Besides dat, e concern u?? Ma no vex tear u slap ooo. Oya go make abdul clean ur nyash. . .werrre

Reuters:

Reports reaching our desk in London has it that Chelsea FC of England have yet to win a match since the controversial ban of motorcyle riders popularly called Okada, in Lagos Nigeria.

The Governor of Lagos in Western Nigeria, Mr Fashola who ordered the cracked down on the riders is a staunch supporter of Manchester Utd.

Our reporter in Lagos who went round town discovered that there is a correlation between in this ban and what is going on in Stamford Bridge at the moment.

It should be noted and as was observed by our reporter that the majority of Chelsea fans are the Okada riders who we think are not supporting their team at the moment due to the ban.

Just this evening (Saturday 17th Nov, 2012) Chelsea was defeated by lowly rated WestBromish side by 2 goals to 1. U see am? Tins haf change for dem ooo...

In other news, Arsenal see dia period today by thrashing Tothenham 5 goals to 2. One lady wey dem dey call Mukina2 is veyi happy about the lisult. . . .
Trevor Brookings reporting for Reuters.

Source

if i say make i vex tear walcot slap now dem go say na small pikin make i leave am. U see na tort don score

mukina2: i yam dey o , na my bastia dey act up




yelsss its finishing spuds time .. perfeccct weekend now for my preszzo to win and its purrrfeccttoo!!!

u are welicom oooo. . . . Wat a time to be a gunner. . .

*singing* santi santi dorminu. . . . . . .

i neva see olori mukinaa today oo . . Abi dem get Nairaland Exco Meeting today?

i wish adebayor no comot sef. . .cos pple just make mouth hia

Havilah93: Adebayor's brain fart just
cost Spurs this game. I
may have to go for 4-1
Arsenal now

hey are u Collins Udoh?

Freiburger: make you leave Wenger alone na , the result no dey O.K as e be so?

Guy d force of d slap don dey build since last week. So i go still tear am d slap. Besides dat up gunners....

Gud i now reserve Wenger slap to next week.

Dirty team play, dirty goal. But Wenger still owe me dirty slap

Pls how can i mail a dirty slap to Wenger?

per metersackerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Adebayor sees red. D godz are wise.. .

i talk am. I hate dis team