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Yomieluv: You host people every four year like the olympics,wish my birthday falls on 29 Feb,cos all my friends are gluttons,and drink anything that foams. I hate hosting them walai.

same wit me. . . .

Why is everyone scared of Okija_juju? Abeg make una free d guy jor. Okija u gat my vote if delta ibo inlaws will be allowed to vote.

bennynaza: Who are all dese MODecai's modifying my msgs

hahahahahahaha @ MODecais'

Fear catch me ooo



Did i just hit frontpage? D godzz r wise!!!

I wan run mad oooooooooooo

Ok

Up Nigeriaaaaaaaaaa. . . . . . . Up Super Eagles.

Jay jay n Kanu in d stadium

Emenike emeniass

As all of una wey comment before me dey drag first to comment, den me kukuma choose 2nd to comment ooo

@ post so na so all dis sexy ass dem wey babes dey fluant around take come about?

Hi Mr Moderator.

Pls i am suggesting a sub-section for reggae music on this music section. I have come to discover that a lot of my friends who love reggae music like i sincerely do, would really love to have a sub-section for it here on NL. Jah bless and protect ya all as i and i responds and grant our solid vibrashan. . . . .ireeeiii

Dr. EEU is working, delta is moving forward, the people are happy, to God be the Glory. . . .

ItsModella: How much is a paint of garri in Abakaliki now? I want to buy some for my grandmama.

are u at A.I?

Eze Promoe: [color=olive]OCHOKWU INTERNATIONAL![/color]

u got me cracking very hard. Actually dis is wat i call my swit igbo gal frnd anytime she's playfully lookin for trouble wey dey sleep.

hmmmm na soo? Nawa ooo i will never bring jokes hia again oo

IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Timaya will be hawking plantain in traffic...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Mode9 will be a bouncer in parties...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Wizkid will still be in SS3...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Iyanya will be a weight lifter...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, 9ice will be a Marijuana dealer...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, 2face will be advertising Golden Circle...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, P-square will be dancing break dance in weddings..
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Davido will still be writing JAMB...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Olamide will be picking pocket...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Muna will remain in modeling...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Lagbaja will be a native doctor...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Ty Bello will be a photographer...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, wande coal will be advertising Dudu Osun
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, terry G will b a bus conductor
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Flavour will be selling Okrika....
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Tiwa Savage will be writing songs for Tono Dikeh....
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Ikechukwu will be a hunter..
Add yours below,

Musiwa in full blast. . . .but wait ooo how u take be ogbologbo sef?

I smell rat jare. This is Boko Haram in our Skies. . . . .

I dey fear acid before talk-less of acidtalk. "runs away"

Musi musi u have started again oo. Who used dat hammer on u? Oya send d satellites after dem.

eddyjibs: fake story, how can a common civilian slap a whole captain, and still be alive,

exactly and it was meant to improve PTB moral standing. They cant fool us all. . .

I fear for dis team. .

God is great. . .oya go get d winning goal u gooners. .

Incase we loose dis game, and Wenger decides to trow in the towel ehn, i shall be d happiest fan. . .

ochukoccna: None of the above O!
Na board give am liver na.

ochuko, i tell u i just tire. . . .

mukina2: lol this cracked me up.. you nor well o

hehehe even in death sef, i fear dis Wenger will still be in charge. . . . .so much for philosophy

Wat possibly could end Wenger's reign at Arsenal?

A. Honourable Resignation
B. Lack of Silverwares
C. Outright Sack or Dismissal
D. Death
E. Boos

Wenger must go.

nagoma: On your way out already!

way out to wia? Wen i neva slap her yet? Abeg i still need to meet mukina2 and request to land her a dirty slap. Gbam.

Aare baba Musiwa abeg nau. . . . .no remove my governor ooo. Anyway, my Governor na Ewetan Uduaghan. U see, fear no go let u touch am lol . . .

Mukina2 n give her a dirty slap. . .come back to nairaland and prepare for d greatest ban of all time.