binger: By how much are you older than me?

by 2 naira

Garristic fellows i hail. D garri wey i use make eba yestaday na die... D tin just dey draw like starch and as a confirmed delta boy na so we dey like am. Oh i like garri pass GEJ cos garri no join any cabal..

how many mins left?

lucky chelsea

did arsene just pick d ball?

Up garri cabal. Our man Gaarrri Cahill don enter pitch

Arsiiiiinal sabi ball oo

Is GARRI cahill not playing today? Dat guy na coret man oo. I like d guy.

chelshit players drinking garri rite abt now...

torres onye ala

toress scores

bbpreye:

May your landlord never resemble your first child!
As President of the Garri revolution on Nairaland and other social networks, I promise to give the best of my ability, an uphold the constitution of the Garri freedom fighters, and put my faith, hope, and trust in God and to strive for excelence.

The most annoying thing is that Seun, Mukina2, and sexkid all eat garri, yet they are trying to abuse our right to freedom of speech. We are re-strategizing, planning and eating more garri, ver soon the revolution will take a more advanced approach. May God bless our struggle.

Aluta continua, victoria acerta.

Thanks and Godbless.

BBpreye
President.

+10000 likes for His Excellency.....

the sherriff: Am a little bit busy I will do a reply soonest

Dis Sherrif, Musiwa is not a criminal u can just deal with ooo. Leave him alone cos he will drag u down to his level and beat u silly with huge years of experience. I don warn u.

During my days as a boarding student, GARRI stood by me. As an undergradute, GARRI made me study all nite n graduate wit 2 1. As a copper, GARRI fought for me wen alaawee was delayed. As a job seeker, GAARI is making sure i dont spend much on junks from fast food joints.

So my fellow GAARRRI peeps, i gbadun GAARRI pass our looters/leaders.

God Bless GARRILand
God Bless Bbperye
God Bless Ebamma
God Bless Kslib
God Bless Garrilord/warrior
God Bless Dafman10
God Bless every confirmento on garri platform

On GARRI Freedom i stand......

the sherriff: I have asked u to state ur authority is that so hard.learn to make concrete statements .the people of bakassi are efik speaking originally with pockets of mbo,ijaw,illajes e.t.c go and read the history of the efik people or google books by proffessor etim ukpong aye on the history of the efiks and the bakassi.please try research I do not exchange words with people who argue without facts

Dont u know Aare Musiwa? D Satellite picture one of Yoruba Kingdom? Make u knw try am ooo....

oluMyderz: mumu!

olumyderz on the contrary, na u be d mumu. See a justifiable case for una to protest but u guys wont. Cowards

Kslib: See as dem deport them like expired bags of sour garri.. After if any small thing happen for saudi arabia or middle east wey no concern dem..dem go begin protest with hungry belle for dry sun.. Abeg muslim pass muslim joor..

God bless u. Hope dem go protest n burn Saudi Arabian flags up North? Kai i pity Northern Nigerian Muslims... Wake up people

Please this space is for sale. U fit even buy d whole thread. But if it hits d homepage, i will double d price.

lucenzo: The sultan said they should resist any attempt to deport them. “They should physically carry them and put inside the plane“. Can you see where they get this rascally and babaric behaviour from. Imagine telling women to fight against deportation, then what would you tell men(bokos) to do, maybe kill. Smh. Chief instigator of violence in this coutry.

Lucenzo may ur dayz b long!!!

Where is Musiwa? Dint ur satellite pishur capturing device capture all dis and warn us in advance? Abi na only breakup u sabi capture? Well d Niger river is alrdy helping us to split d country lol

Once again PDP sets Sanusi Lamido Sanusi up and makes him worthless to d masses come 2015. Sanusi lol at u. Next time just knw dat politics comes first in Nigeria.

ujchief: The only credible source u have is the 6th botle of Alomo biters runing riot in ur system. Take some biter cola, i heard it reduces stupour.

Alomo "Nwachinemere" Bitters is a credible source compared to ur National Dailies. Ask d OP

snowdrops: 9th page and thread still waxing strong. Thus far it has been informative, educative, entertaining and insightful. Wonder why this is yet to hit home page.

Should topic had been picture of . , , . . . . .,
Igbo man arrested for drugs,
Adebola nabbed for rituals,
Why you love your boyfriend,

It would have been on HP from very first post.

dey wont do dat. Useless pple.

Sexkillz oya leave dis place. Banner like u...

Mukina2. I no like dat girl at all. Infact make she park well ooo..

afam4eva:
My days are numbered simply because i tried to guide you? Do you want to assasinate me because of nairaland? What have i done to you?

hahahahahaha afam d guy dey threaten u?

A feat dat we as Nigerians supose dey celebrate, dis Ibo n Yoruba peeps don turn am to tribal bashing contest. I tire for una walai. Nonsense....

nawa ooo 7k?

abeg hu be dis musa ibrahim? Na garri seller?

eduson33: He will be depprehended today,comprehended tomorrow,and topprehended nxt week.
Madam abeg,
mix akamu and yam,
add salad,2 plantain,some kpomo and kunu.
Spray stew on top if possible.

na per second toilet tinz get u after eating dat menu above.

UYCO: Entrance to the primary school

dis is cool. God bless EEU

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