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nairalanders,

I solicited for financial help on here sometimes last month, I got good inputs from you guys but sadly was unable to get help from anyone. I had to sale my phone to keep body and soul since i'm in school and ain't easy getting a part time job here.

I've been without a phone for the past one month, as a matter of fact, i'm typing this from my school cafe (free internet access 1hr/day/student with d sch computer)... though that is my least problem for now.

Please I'm still in great need of help, pls in any least possible way. It hasn't been easy. Help a bro

(..30.53.45.51.95..,, f.irst b.ank)
kindly disregard d dots. GOD BLESS

joepapilo:
Bro why wasting time here when you have a phone with you. ? If you really need money sell the phone or better still use it to loan

dts what i intend doing tmrw.. even dou it's a small fone bt wl sure sustain me 4d time being. Thanks.

Mehn.. Life ain't fair at all. nd God is actually seeing all this..

Martinez19:
not everyone is cut out for entrepreneurship some people's niche are simply for school. Einstein, Bobby fischer, Isaac Newton etc. This useless country won't make people see that.

True.

400+ view nd counting.. I knw things re really hard for everywhere.. please someone shud help a bro desperately in need.

wow! never knew nd i was battling wit tooth ache.. though, later got a drug frm a pharmacy "touch nd go".. nd it did d magic. If i had known i wouldn't av spent a kobo..

btw, u got a cool website.

abdelrahman:
don't use sir for that idiot ipob bigot.

smiles.. he didn't even reply me

BabaRamota1980:
Your request is powerful. Nairaland has a fund-me/SOS account that they manage and contributions come from members and I believe Nairaland management as well. Anyway, they also have a verification process you go through before your request is approved and you can draw from the account. It is the surest way!

Good luck bro

Thank you. I Will be really glad, nd i'm ready for any form of verification.

jerryunit48:
God will provide

Amen. thank you

I've already created a thread like this a while ago in one of the section on here but thought i shud create one. I believe help can come anywhere.

I'm currently in school nd really depressed nd frustrated. Finding it difficult to feed. Everyone have talked to(frnds nd relatives) re all complaining nd giving excuses. Pls, help a brother desperately in need. It's never my wish to come up nd asj for help.. Circumstances caused it.. Its been so rough for me.

acc. details:
(..30.53.45.51.95.. first bank)..

Abdullateef77:
I am in Bosso. Was looking for ways to better my life when I resume that why I stayed back. I am not having any e-tests

Alright. All d best bro

ashjay001:
Clean out ur name. Lets see how tins play out.

DONE. Alright..Thanks alot boss

ashjay001:
Fools!? Ur sis with five kids was just assisted in lagos, by yorubas, after u n ur brothers abandoned her! She totally refused to even go back to imo!?


U're evil n shouldnt hide behind tribe!? Later u will claim bloody xtians!


Op, can u post just ur acct n ur details, some pple dont need to know ur tribe!? I shud be in minna tomorrow, I might chat u, if I round up early.

Thank's bro..but my fone can't access whatsapp unless facebook.. here is my acct. details..

(..30.53.45.51.95.., ., F.IRST B.ANK..) kindly disregard d dots.

u can search me on facebook wit d name above for d chat. Thanks

Abdullateef77:
I am also schooling in FUTMINNA, a 500l student to be precise and I have not even resumed because of the way thing are

wow! nd e-test has started already for dose writing cbt papers. It's well bro.. Which of d campus re u? Bosso or G.k

beamtopola:
this was the mistake you do. u have nothing are you are going far away. i am a bayelsan And I was schooling in ndu.

seriously, attimes i'll just sit down nd be crying. I've got a bright future nd i'm sure twil all be story one day.

libertyhope2017:
I would like to know your tribe. If Igbo or Niger Delta, I'll help you. If you are Hausa-Fulani or Yoruba, especially yoruba which I suspect you since most of you beg online, I'll not help you because majority of you support this evil country; you are suffering, dying, no food, no house, absolutely nothing, yet you support this useless, evil country. Shows there something mentally wrong with some of you...

I'm Edo by tribe sir. schooling at d north central. FUTMinna to be precise

MurderEnglish:
Maybe, you can do part time job as someone suggested but then it will only do you good for the moment.

Thanks bro bt u knw learning a skill offline combine wit school ain't easy especially when u're skuling far away frm ur hometown.

Abdullateef77:
You have no choice than to manage bro.
I would advice you to look for a part-time job around you, that you can do during you spare time.

Thanks bro

MurderEnglish:
I'd advice you to defer your admission at this point in time, go and develop a skill, be it online or offline. Be marketable and sell your skill. Give your self just 8months. You can now come back and continue studying.

Life is really not so simple and black and white.

seriously.. bt I can't defer cos i've gone far

NigerDeltan:
Osibanjo is now the VP from your zone, wld you mind calling him on phone after all you voted your brother into power against the one that gave us a robust economy where everyone used to eat three square meal

times re really hard.. I've never gotten to this point in my life

Hello nairaland. I'm currently in school nd frustrated nd tired of life. No food, no money for upkeep. I'm empty.

Everyone i tried talking to, foes nd family also complains.

please, i need help just to feed to keep body nd soul.

Modified: Acc details;

(..30.53.45.51.95..,, f.irst b.ank)
kindly disregard d dots.

Thanks fellow nairalanders..

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HOW TO BE POOR(NIGERIA EDITION)

Those who are rich are evil. They are wicked people and are not to be trusted. Only the poor man is good. Only the poor man has morals. In fact, only the poor man will make heaven. The rich have all enjoyed here on earth. It is better that the poor man should experience his own in heaven. If you want to be considered a good man and make heaven, you need to follow these proven methods, carved out from the ancient times:

1. Hate any topic involving money:

Yes, hate it! Don?t you know money is the root of all evil? All the evil in the world is caused by money. If you see anybody trying to discuss how to become financially independent, slam that person and slam him hard. He just wants to lead people astray. He should have the modesty of not wanting more money. We know his problem. It is greed. Choose not to be greedy.

2. Just pray for riches: Don?t work for it.

Why would you work for what God can give you? Are you not suffering yourself? Is it not a sign that you don?t believe in God? Don?t involve yourself in any productive activity; just have faith. Sit at home every night and expect God to pick up the call.

3. Keep borrowing:

When you have the opportunity to borrow, please borrow. Forget the nonsense all those people are saying. If you need money, shouldn?t you be at liberty to borrow to keep body and soul together? Borrow for your Christmas clothes. Borrow and hold a birthday party with it. What of the one to buy that latest phone? Please borrow as much as you can. You will pay it back as soon as the money you are expecting arrives.

4. Spend all your income:

Any money that comes into your hands is for spending. Hope you remember that you will only live once? If you don?t enjoy your money, another person will enjoy it for you. Whenever any money comes your way, use it up. Buy everything that you can buy. People need to see that you look good. Buy whatever it takes to make people talk and envy you. It is your money and you can do whatsoever you want with it.

5. Gamble with your money:

It is called ?soft work?. Just ?invest? your money and wait for something to click and have it back. You can turn the betting shop your recreation center, nobody can drive you away from there. If your ticket ?cut?, buy another one. You must shame that witch that said you will not make money this year. When you hear of a Ponzi scheme, jump on it. Hop from CCC to ZZZ to ultimate destroyer. You must make it this year by fire by thunder. Ignore that useless advice people are trying to give you. Is it their money?

6. Just focus on your job:

It is very important that you don?t lose focus. Your job is important that it requires 100% of your attention. Don?t even try to start a business of your own. The company will protect you when mass retrenchment starts. Your good works will suddenly glitter and when they see it, they will pass over. If you have an opportunity to start a business, ignore it. Tend another person?s garden that you will forget to tend your own.

7. Refuse to invest in knowledge:

When someone tells you to buy a book on business, laugh at them. They are probably children who are just blabbing. Don?t they know that your own business understanding is made from heaven? If someone tries to sell a business guide to you, scream ?scam? at the top of your voice. You will show them that growing a business is not about reading but about opening ?shop?.
If you tried these methods and they did not work, then try again! Remember, not everybody is destined to be rich. Some people?s destiny is in kobo.

8. Always beg people for money
Whenever you see a rich man driving in your neighborhood... move closer to his car, raise your hands and scream baba nla, babaa ooo, nothing do you, anything for your boy?


9. Always COVET people's properties/wealth
This is certainly the best way to stay poor in Nigeria. Be negatively optimistic... recite wishful statements like:

10. How I wish I can find $5million dollars on the floor.

Chai, if only I can lay my hands on Dasuki's $50m, I will never be poor again


11. Be hardworking and f00lish
Work like an elephant, from 5a.m to 10pm on weekdays and weekends but stay f00lish. Work to earn money but refuse to learn how to make your money work for you.

Treat people like trash, but treat money like a god. Worship money, always work for money and more money. Silent everyone and anyone that tells you feasible ways to make your money work for you.

12. Be wise and lazy
Read all the motivational books and read about motivational authors in the universe and NEVER act on it. From Kiyosaki to our very own Sam Adeyemi.

Fill your library with at least 200 motivational books, and still complain about lack because you've never thought those books can fetch you stable income via rentals. Yes book rentals is a business! Take yours online!

#COPIED.

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AND THE BILE WILL SAY ''GOD FORBID''

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dmcdad:
Bros that one don pass respect na... Haba!

Like someone rightly pointed out, it's already enough to stand, and if that were not enough, with bowed heads, that would suffice. But kneeling even with the aforementioned? Haba mana... E too much abeg, make we talk true.

wetin concern you..

na ur knee?

Nigeriatraining:
What manner of fuckery is this? Kneel down to shake a mere man? This man is one arrogant man/pastor I ever known. First he said Govenor of Kaduna state will die, The guy never still die. He went ahead to say they should prepare for his funeral(Person wey never die how you wan take prepare for funeral).

Then he made another statement that Nigeria will be in a mess for a year if she spends a day in detention. What manner of man is he?

He could have told his congregation to not kneel down for a handshake. This is insulting to humanity..

you can lie sha.... i watched the video too... he said.... "REVOKE OR DIE" he gave him a condition....

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