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Romance / Re: Bloggers and lies.. No diick can be erect to that degree in a jeans. by Dalastically: 6:40am On May 18, 2017
What is this wan saying??

The dude unzipped is trouser and his Di milito was out, and he chiply covered it with his shirt..
KONJI NA BASTARD,

Biko hit like if I said your mind

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Politics / Re: Boy Scouts: Reno Omokri's Son Gets Promoted In Rank - Photos by Dalastically: 6:22am On May 18, 2017
Mr Eazi look alike

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Phones / Re: MTN In Fresh Trouble, Fined $8.5million by Dalastically: 6:18am On May 18, 2017
GOD CATHCH THEM grin

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Car Talk / Re: For N6.5m, Would You Buy This Burnt Lamborghini Murcielago Or A New Kia Picanto? by Dalastically: 6:13am On May 18, 2017
Buy it and pimpTheRide .
I guys you won't recognize it again

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Nairaland / General / Re: 13-year-old Boy Escaped From Suspected Ritualists by Dalastically: 6:11am On May 18, 2017
AFONJA WHY NA
He is just 13years..

Health / Re: The Boy That Smokes 40 Ciggarates A Day by Dalastically: 11:37pm On May 17, 2017
When your mother decides to remove your ear and put exhaust pipe there grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Adekunle Gold + "The 79th Element" - His New Band Shortly After Exiting Olamide‘ by Dalastically: 11:30pm On May 17, 2017
Yeah golden music...

Good music


Too many noise in the studios and street. .
These days, it feels there are more artists that fans, everyone has a song out, everyone is chasing the next hit...
Everybody doing music, the ratio between musicians and listeners is 8:2.. . Even EFE don enter music too grin

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Crime / Re: Two Men Killed During Kingship And Land Clash In Odukpani L.G.A Calabar by Dalastically: 11:09pm On May 17, 2017
In the olden days the king's son (prince) leads the battle, but now the reversal Is the case...


My brother /sister if you find yourself in that kind of situation tell the king to send the Prince after all Arthur Led the battle for his father Uther.... Wise up.


The Prince is chilling on KUVUKI land with probably a bottle of champagne and 2 curvy Babes with nice ass and Boobs by his side grin... But you're chilling in the land of the dead with your ancestors grin grin

Education / Re: JAMB Allegedly Deducts 100 Marks From UTME Candidates Caught Cheating On CCTV Ca by Dalastically: 11:01pm On May 17, 2017
100 marks?!?

What if I carry one of your laptops and Go??



All of you in that jamb office from the registrar to the gate man, were somehow engaged in malpractice.. No form pastor biko.


Please if 100 marks were deducted from your score kindly email them for reversal or go to the branch and fill "JAMB MARK DISPENSE ERROR TEXT" form
grin grin
DIA FATHER

Celebrities / Re: Phyno Shows Off New Hairstyle (Photo) by Dalastically: 10:47pm On May 17, 2017
Come and see All those gold diggers girls on Twitter, everything looks good in their eyes once you have money.. . Even if kcee decides to Cut skin.. . They be like "Cute you my baby"...


May God punish all of you ohh

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Romance / Re: Latest Nigerian Lesbian by Dalastically: 6:35am On May 17, 2017
Dis your daughter ehhh, grin grin

Business / Re: Btc @390/$ Firm by Dalastically: 6:00am On May 17, 2017
lexzyjoe:
Pm me
Bro give me that 25 wey they the head na biko
Celebrities / Re: Falz TheBahdGuy Features on ArsenalFanTV by Dalastically: 11:45pm On May 16, 2017
Badtguy grin

Politics / Re: EFCC Operative Stuck In Septic Tank As They Raid Alex Badeh’s Farm. Photos by Dalastically: 11:14pm On May 16, 2017
Jakumo:
The long arm of the law reached down into that toilet tank, and came up not with millions of dollars in cash, but noxious methane gas and human waste.

Whoever went dunking for dollars in raw sewage deserves a medal for bravery, because loss of consciousness would occur rapidly for anyone without breathing apparatus sent to work in high concentrations of that toxic foul-smelling gas. Factor in the high risk of contracting any of numerous illnesses whose pathogens are omnipresent in those septic tanks, and such intensive searches become very daunting tasks to undertake.
Biko you too sabi book

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Crime / Re: Photos: Young Man Blinded In Both Eyes In Anambra State Over Land Dispute - by Dalastically: 8:26pm On May 16, 2017
Igbos see them, they want actualization of biafra, when they can't live as one.. NONSENSE

Crime / Re: Mob Beat 2 Nigerians Accused Of Selling Drugs To Students In South Africa by Dalastically: 8:21pm On May 16, 2017
Igbos (MAZI NNAMDI KALU REPUBLIC) grin


May God punish all of you spoiling Nigeria name oo grin

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Politics / Re: EFCC Operative Stuck In Septic Tank As They Raid Alex Badeh’s Farm. Photos by Dalastically: 8:18pm On May 16, 2017
Whistle-blower right now, since they didn't find any money in the house and farm grin grin


5% don cast

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Wins 2017 BET Awards “best International Act Africa” (see Photos) by Dalastically: 7:45am On May 16, 2017
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BUSHMAN OF THE KALHARI DESERT grin angry

Celebrities / Re: Tboss Spotted With Dino Melaye by Dalastically: 7:41am On May 16, 2017
Tomorrow she will buy Toyota Prado 2018 #42m, and #80m mansion in lekki and she will tell us, she bought it from her savings,
OUR LOOTERS SPONSPOR YOU BITHCES
We know your secrets Somebody should help me with that Lil Wayne.. Olosho pics grin grin

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Health / Re: UNIZIK Graduate Dies During Childbirth At Lagos Hospital by Dalastically: 6:40am On May 16, 2017
Sue the hell outta the hospitol....


God punish all of them oo

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Crime / Re: White Woman Scatters Nigerian Woman's Goods In Her Shop In Dublin (Video) by Dalastically: 6:35am On May 16, 2017
ONYII4TRUT:


FOOLISH POST.
He pepper You

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Wins 2017 BET Awards “best International Act Africa” (see Photos) by Dalastically: 5:41am On May 16, 2017
Allow wizkid to be looking for international collabo with Drake up and Dan (Omo Ale)


Don't ever change your sound, let wizkid continue, he will tell me if e can do their style of music more than usher, kendrick lammar, Drake, Bruno Mars, Chris Brown..



Osseh baddest,

Picz below for daddy yo , and his fans that will attack me for this post

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Sports / Re: How To Win Virtual Soccer Bet by Dalastically: 5:34am On May 16, 2017
I like you pattern... If have money, I will be playing like that
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Daughter Of Borno Senator Wears Deola Sagoe N500k-n1.5m Komole Iro by Dalastically: 12:03am On May 16, 2017
Amebo Olofofo..

Is it your money

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Super Eagles Wilfred Ndidi Wins Leicester Young Player Of The Year by Dalastically: 12:01am On May 16, 2017
You deserve it Bro...


But don't marry oyinbo,
Come back home and marry Ok

#FalzVoice

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Travel / Re: Reckless Tanker Driver Rams Into A Company Building In Anambra State. Photos by Dalastically: 11:59pm On May 15, 2017
The driver guy is high on igboo
Phones / Re: Help Needed On How To Disable A Lost Android Phone by Dalastically: 11:44pm On May 15, 2017
Only Samsung and iPhone has that feature..
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Terrorist 'Pepper' Arrested By Soldiers. Photos by Dalastically: 10:32pm On May 15, 2017
popularly called "Pepper" he was arrested around New Prison area, Potiskum, Potiskum Local Government Area (LGA) of Yobe State.


Please kuku dump him in the prison it closer and it will cost less stress

Romance / Re: (18+) And He Sucked It Like A Hungry Baby Until I Screamed!!! by Dalastically: 10:28pm On May 15, 2017
Omo Ale

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Romance / Re: Where Is A Woman That Follows Her Boyfriend To An Atm Machine Like This From? by Dalastically: 10:23pm On May 15, 2017
With that her posture the guy can press 000000, instead of 000 grin

Celebrities / Re: Afia Schwarzenegger: Nigerians Don't Have President - Ghanaian On Bobrisky Video by Dalastically: 10:13pm On May 15, 2017
What is this wan saying... Ghanaian who dy disturb booby say they wan Bleep him asa

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