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Gaming / Re: Top 10 Best Android And Ios Games In May 2017 by Dalastically: 3:13pm On May 14, 2017
Please I need good link to download psssp 2017 Apk & file.. . Thanks baddest
Crime / Re: How Naval Officer’s Brother Stabbed Him To Death ‘over Father’s Estate’ by Dalastically: 3:05pm On May 14, 2017
What brothers can do to each other because of wealth you won't take six feet below..

Religion / Re: Pope Appoints Jude Thaddeus Okolo As Apostolic Nuncio In Ireland by Dalastically: 3:00pm On May 14, 2017
successking401:
what of cardinal
His Grace

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Religion / Re: Pope Appoints Jude Thaddeus Okolo As Apostolic Nuncio In Ireland by Dalastically: 1:58pm On May 14, 2017
The Pope is regarded as HIS HOLLINESS while an Archbishop as His Eminence.. please correct your post.. Oooshe

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Politics / Re: Syndicate Smuggling Fish For Boko Haram Terrorists In Borno Caught By Soldiers by Dalastically: 6:46pm On May 13, 2017
Kill the cockroach

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy At Linda Ikeji Media. Has He Gone To Propose To Her? by Dalastically: 2:57pm On May 10, 2017
megrimor:
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

SHEKAU.IS.A.GENIUS

Shekau kidnap some girls (276) from Government Secondary School, Chibok, Borno State in 2014.

Shekau who kidnapped the girls from the school also try to make the prime suspect (Mrs Kwanbura) the Commissioner for Education.

Shekau ordered that Goodluck Jonathan should not be informed about the kidnap until as instrumented.

Shekau also compensated BBOG cofounder with a juicy shut up appointment in the Nigeria Port Authority.

Shekau released 24 girls for his presidency first year celebration in 2016.

Shekau has released another 80 or 82 or 86 girls for the second year in office celebration.

Shekau is a very good Nutritionist. The girls are very fresh after three years.

Shekau is a very good Dermatologist. The girls are without any skin disease, not even heat rashes.

Shekau is a very good hairstylist, the girls made new hair before their arrival. 80 or 82 or 86 girls for presentation.

Shekau is a very good fashion designer, they came with new cloths. The presentation must be an honourable one.

Shekau is a very good make up artist, the girls are looking like Aisha Agbani.

This Shekau has really tried for the Borno state government, I think he needs to be given an award on girls preservation.

IT IS NOT EASY FOR GIRLS WITH "PARLOUR UP BRINGING" TO LIVE IN THE BUSH FOR THREE YEARS WITHOUT BREAKING DOWN.

SHEKAU, YOU ARE A GOOD FILM DIRECTOR.

Don't forget that some of the girls were seen wearing Catholic Rosary.

So Shekau a Muslim fundamentalist will allow the girls to wear rosary for three years?

Probably he bought Bibles for them to read too.

Season film. Season 3 is coming out soon.

#PropheticTruth
#Borrowed
me I see sense for this write up o

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Arrives Liberia For A Crusade, Lady Kneels Down To Welcome Him by Dalastically: 6:48am On May 10, 2017
NwamaziNwaAro:
angry shocked

Good

By the way

Why is he putting his hand in his pocket to hide that bulging erection in the 3rd picture... undecided
Bros.. Until you can go to another man's country and they give you such kind of great welcome, but until den you have no right to comments such.
I assure you if you go to Liberia now, they won't know anybody came, they may even throw you outta their airport if they sight you..

Papa oyedapo will say don't critize a man until you have don twice of what he has done.. .
#peace
Celebrities / Re: Miyonse And Tboss share a kiss in New Photos by Dalastically: 11:58pm On May 06, 2017
Me too want to taste pierced nipples

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Nairaland / General / Re: Paul agbonifo rejected to become a juju priest in Egbokor community ,Orhionwon by Dalastically: 11:56pm On May 06, 2017
For how much na?
I don't do this shit, put a bounty on his head if not look for him your self, we have better things to do.

WHISTLEBLOWING

Celebrities / Re: Video:drama As Irish Landlord Ask Yoruba Guys To Evacuate His Property In Dublin by Dalastically: 11:47pm On May 06, 2017
AFONJA na only una dy this country?? ?
Why na,??
Persin no go hear word again..

Health / Re: See How Big Cassava Stocked Into This Woman Private Part by Dalastically: 11:44pm On May 06, 2017
We can supply cassava exporters you MA. At affordable prices grin grin

Celebrities / Re: Kaffy And Davido Still On Beef- I Still Want To Call Davido A Motherfucker Again by Dalastically: 11:42pm On May 06, 2017
OBO IS KING grin
Celebrities / Re: A Boy Got Raped At School While A Girl Smile On The Foreground. by Dalastically: 11:40pm On May 06, 2017
Please ladies am available for rape, please come and rape me biko.. Ladies only. grin
Guys if I see you na die o.

One blow, 7 die, 3 burial grin

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Phones / Re: Should I Trade My Samsung Galaxy Note 5 For Tecno Phantom 6plus? by Dalastically: 11:38pm On May 06, 2017
I'd glad if you will true it with my Nokia touch. grin

Celebrities / Re: Singer Yemi Alade Looking Really Cute In These New Photos by Dalastically: 11:25pm On May 06, 2017
My crush...
Abeg answer Dm biko.
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Cut Off A Farmer's Hand In Ayaran Ikakumo Axis by Dalastically: 11:23pm On May 06, 2017
After you guy's will be saying one Nigeria
What's one Nigeria.??
We can't sleep anymore, children now orphans, mothers now widow, crops and farm produced destroyed by this hausa-fulani beast and the presidency and the northern governors and traditional rulers are not saying anything... U see I pity the so called AFONJA nation, the hausa are just playing with your fishy mentality.. fulani herdsmen are seriously migrating to the west. Soon you will start receiving goodwill messages from them..


WHEN BIAFRA IS ACTUALIZED THE FIRST THING IS TO PUT A BAN ON FULANI HEARDSMEN IN OUR COUNTRY.
ANTI GRAZING LAW WILL BE PASSED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.

GOD HELP THE BIAFRA NATION

Crime / Re: White Woman Scatters Nigerian Woman's Goods In Her Shop In Dublin (Video) by Dalastically: 11:15pm On May 06, 2017
Don't worry Nnamdi kanu is coming TO Dublin and actualize Biafra too der

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Her Braids Cruz’s First Class, As She Jets Off To London by Dalastically: 11:10pm On May 06, 2017
Tiwa baby answer Dm na... I need baby mama too
Just for once

Crime / Re: 2 Nigerian Grandmothers Arrested At Lagos Airport With Cocaine And Heroin - Pics by Dalastically: 9:29pm On May 06, 2017
Oooooooshe Iya.. buate Iya mi" owo meji fun eeyan kan, iba e 1million, " " oya chop knuckle"
Na hustle Jare.
No time for dulling
GOD bless your hustle.
Anybody wey judge you make he give 500k first before judging if not make him shut down... country is fucking hard guys need to hustle to put food on the table..

Romance / Re: Ladies Be Simple...you Must Not Be Slay Queens. by Dalastically: 1:46am On May 06, 2017
Michellekabod:
I am beautiful, average in endowment (no big yansh or hips or boobs-just average). I dress simple and not to kill.
I ain't a slay queen, ain't got up to 100 likes on Facebook but I love myself.


For the ladies who die to be slay queens or overkill themselves to impress others, be simple and happy
Below is a picture of me without makeup and with makeup...
Chai I love this geh

Romance / Re: Please I Need Help With My Joystick Size by Dalastically: 1:25am On May 06, 2017
No... it's Jesus.. find him
2min after your die, no girl in the world would want your Dick..

What does it profit a man of he gains the whole world and loses his soul

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Romance / Re: Please I Need Help With My Joystick Size by Dalastically: 1:23am On May 06, 2017
No... it's Jesus.. find him

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Celebrities / Re: Don't Depend On Buhari And Ambode Work Hard: Hushpuppi by Dalastically: 12:47am On May 06, 2017
Admist your expensive lifestyle, Uptil date we still don't know the source of your money.
Don't tell us to work hard when you have not showed us a positive step.

U may be a yahoo or Drug Lord and you are tell us to work hard as if you are working hard or working illegal

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Celebrities / Re: Lil Wayne Felt Bad As NIKIMINAJ Told Him She Is Better Than Him In Music by Dalastically: 12:44am On May 06, 2017
After everything Wayne did for her??! ... Bad

Jokes Etc / Re: #9jawitches Trends On Twitter. LOL (Picture) by Dalastically: 12:39am On May 06, 2017
When your village witches hear you are now a graduate grin grin

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Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy Spotted In Lagos Traffic; Smoking & Playing Shatta Wale’s Music by Dalastically: 12:37am On May 06, 2017
Wehdon Sir
We are seeing your handiwork

Sports / Re: Wow! Murinho Says He Wants To Make Peace With Arsene Wenger by Dalastically: 12:33am On May 06, 2017
Arsenal (1) vs (1) man utd
Correct score

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