₦airaland Forum

Hope the prison is safe, if anything happens to MNK.

I doubt this country will ever remain the same.

'I threw my cap away because my neighbour insulted the size of my head"

LOL... Gbadorians and their pea-sized brains.

Malami, the sleazy corrupt AGF who banned Nigeria from doing crypto, yet was caught red handed trading crypto.

The man should be in Sokoto Maximum prison.

We don't want the UK and France please. They are only trying to stay relevant..

Some of their agents are moles.

I only trust Trump for security at this point.

Tinubu needs to be kicked out.

He has failed woefully. Very incompetent and clueless.

Animals do not need visas, they are global citizens.

DomPerignon:
Nnmadi kanu has started a degree in law with the Open University and has also enrolled into the Nigerian Correctional Service's '' Model Prisoner '' initiative.

Sources within the Sokoto Correctional Service say Kanu is adjusting well with life behind bars and has been of best behaviour especially towards staff of the facility.

Kanu has volunteered as a teacher in the facility's Adult education system and is currently handling English and Economics .

Wardens in the facility also noted Kanu mobilizing funds from outside to construct a library, a mosque and a solar powered borehole.

Staff of the facility are however wary of kanu's growing influence among co inmates although the current Prison Trustee, another inmate by name of Emeka has voiced out that kanu was undermining his trustee position.

In this light, the inmates of sokoto prison have demanded for a fresh election as Emeka was known as a prik since he was installed and the inmates now want kanu to replace Emeka .

That aside, Kanu has been very busy. If he isn't in the classroom teaching, he is studying hard in his cell for his ongoing law degree.

Kanu has stated severally that he is studying law so he can engage Justice Omotosho once again and tell him to his face that '' You don't know law ''.

In other related news, the Sokoto Prison chapel Priest has resigned as a priest and has absconded with a young bride whom he officiated her marriage.

Source: Adamu Chittimu's figment of imagination.

SarkinYarki:
Buhari you must meet your judgement one day

Of course he has met his judgement and not rots in hell forever.

Buhari deserves no rest in the afterlife.

Malami should be scrutinized by the Americans.

That man is a rogue.

Oga Mike, press that neck well well.

Reno is a dubious fraud.

I sure say the guy don do many people 419.

Fake Pastor Reno..

If Social media no kpai Gen-Z, dem no go rest.

Always running their mouths online..

In the voice of High Chief Uduakomili 'Socio medium people'


Ndi ala..

Kemi is currently down the pecking order on the most likely person to become the next British PM.

Nigel Farage is the more likely to be the next PM.

Wes Streeting, Andy Burnham and Yvette Cooper all have brighter chances of becoming the next PM than Kemi..

Boris the closet racist should just take his money from Uzodinma and quit the blabbing..

These UK Prime ministers, whenever they become irrelevant and thrown out of office, they start visiting Nigeria to become lobbyists.

Look at Tony Blair and his dealings, man calls himself a 'lobbyist'. He is always landing like a vulture in Nigeria everytime a new president is elected to keep the oil flowing into his account.

Boris Johnson is a closer racist, do your research online and make your findings.

iLoveYouToo:
Nothing go make me give those Lagos aboki shi shi again. I'm fukcing fed up with the hypocrisy these northerners show. If Tinubu wins the next election, these guys will learn

They will not learn anything. Tinubu is Muslim himself..

They removed deposit limit so that they easily pilfer your money and take toxic taxes and levies.

They see your account as theirs.

Ttalk:
Seriously, Obidients are on their own, they have not add one single electorate to Obidients family since they started their bullying and insults

You will see Tinubu's posters soon. E go shock you..

Shebi na only you Sabi Photoshop with AI abi?

Reno has not slept in days. He is seeing the promise land (Ambassador) but is not yet sure if he would still enter.

If by any chance he jumps the Senate hurdle, people are waiting to write to any country he would be deployed, asking them to reject him, because he is a dubious character and has no honour.

Reno knows it is no yet Uhuru for him, so the fake pastor (many have forget he calls himself a pastor 😁) is not even eating well nowadays.

You will know he has toothpick in his mouth, anyday he mentions Peter Obi, after drinking and eating. But for now, there is fire on the mountain..

Switruth:
Since when UK start to dey care? Wayo people. The US will teach you all lesson.

United Kingdom are the most sleazy hypocrites ever.

The UK has lost its relevance. They should take several seats backwards, and watch how real powerful countries like the US operate.

I wonder why the British pound is still valuable, even when they hardly produce anything of value, apart from the English Premiership.

OracleJay411:
This one that used to dress like office clerk to events. Office shirt tucked into jeans with ko-shoes.
Why wont they shenk u

Na your type dey sag trousers for nyash-level, come resemble hoodlum.

Gen-Z moogoo..

hafeeanubasy:
How did the PAUL BIYA of AAC humble wike?
Is wike no longer the FCT Minister again or no longer PDP factional leader


Sowore,Deji Adeyanju and Nnamdi kanu have one thing in common.

They all think so high of themselves

Are they supposed to think so lowly of themselves, so that you can feel secured?

Pierocash:
Watch how they will leave the forests and enter cities to start harassing and brutalizing people like ebubeagu

I hope it never gets to that.

If you drag the Fulani man to Injustice Omotosho, he will release the Fulani man and jail the farmer for protesting against Fulani terrorism.

Ondo State and Oyo State also needs such laws.

Dem dey chop dog meat..

Wike PDP = Fake PDP.

AqualinaXYZ:
Tinubu don enter wahala



How is he gonna navigate through two masters



USA wey hold him drug files and Fulani wey be him slave masters



Useless thief

LOL...you wicked gan no be small. Both US and Fulani hol Tinubu for one blokos each..

Legendhero and Helinues, you say Yoruba presidency still dey sweet?

The base needs to be reported to the United States Congress..

Even the Canadian Judiciary refused to grant a former Nigerian police man asylum in Canada, when they found out he once worked for the Nigerian police which they consider a criminal organization.

Tbfarm1:
From the way you write you will be an arrogant and wicked manager. You are talking as if you have never made mistake in your life. You pay peanut and you want them to slave for you forever. Why do start your own business instead of working for someone? Mumu man

See them, being emotional.

Ol'boy, nobody owes you anything is this life. In Nigeria, more than 50 million youths are jobless and companies are struggling to stay afloat, and yet paying salaries, together with other expenses and overheads in this toxic economy.

So be thankful when have you a job and a piece to eat.

Your business ideas, no matter how 'romantic' will also have to face the realistic hurdles of toxic govt. policies, levies, terrible staff, competitors and other legions of problems facing neonate businesses..

In business, you go hard or go home. Again, nobody owes you anything.

oskisammy:
If you dey lagos, better stop o
herps & warts dey reign o

And they are incurable. The Human Papilloma and Herpes Virus.

Many people are walking reservoirs of these viruses..

You know the thing about it? Condoms can't prevent it as long as any part of your groin or skin touches the other person's fluid or skin during intercourse, it latches onto the skin and festers..

oskisammy:
I slept with a call girl that gave me an incurable STI
it has been hell on earth mentally and physically

This bad news has overshadowed all my wins this year

I didn't know whether to laugh or to cry with you.

Oche0001:
Re-signing from a salary job to try a huzzle I've been thinking of..

Spent money on awareness and promotion..the business didn't work out as i had expected..Salary for my previous position was increased by 100% 4months later

Hunger wan kpai me

Back to square 1..at a security job but keeping the hustle alive

E good like that.

I am sure you didn't even inform the employer on notice that you were leaving. You just left without caring if it affects the company negatively or not.

If you even told them and they tried to convince you to stay back, so they can get a replacement or train another staff on the job, you would think you were a superman and they wanted to enslave you. I guess you were listening to motivational speakers telling you that salaried job is slavery.

You romanticised about your business ideas without proper judgement and found out the hard way.

I have had employees like you. Some even shamelessly come back begging for their jobs.

Una go learn the hard way, this Gen-Z generation.

Kingdavid579:
Embarking on a project bigger than my business , I saw shege—business almost crashed; to chop come be wahala.

But thank God I am through with the project, and business is slowly recovering.

May God help me.

My children or siblings will not make such a mistake again.

Na marriage project abi?