SMH, call me when this hit fp

clarkmos15:
bro, do i mash the banana

yes bro

how naira land dey move dis days, jus two comment and dis tin make fp

how naira land dey move dis days, jus two comment and dis tin make fp

• Chip bypasses eyes, sends wireless signals directly to brain
Scientists are on the brink of restoring sight to the blind by sending moving images directly to the brain.
In a world-first, surgeons have implanted a visual stimulator chip in the brain of a 30-year-old woman.
The patient, who has been totally blind for seven years, saw coloured flashes, lines and spots when signals were sent to her brain from a computer.
Her doctors are now planning to send footage from a tiny video camera to the brain, which could provide the world’s first bionic eye and restore sight to millions.
The technology bypasses the eyes, meaning it has the potential to restore sight even to those who have lost an eye or become blinded by cancer.
During six weeks of testing, the patient has consistently seen the exact signals the scientists sent to her visual cortex, the section of the brain, which usually receives images from the optic nerve.
Doctors at the University of California Los Angeles, United States (U.S.), are awaiting permission from US regulators to connect the system to a camera, worn in a pair of glasses, which they hope will send moving images directly to the brain.
Dr. Nader Pouratian, who performed the operation, said: ‘The moment she saw colour for the first time was a very emotional experience. It touched us all very deeply as human beings. Based on these results, this system has the potential to restore sight to the blind.”
The patient, who has asked to remain anonymous, began to lose her sight eight years ago due to a rare disease called Vogt-Koyanagi-Harada syndrome, which attacks the pigment in the eyes. Within a year of starting to lose her sight she was completely blind. Pouratian inserted the stimulator – an array of tiny electrodes – into the back of her brain in August. In a four-hour procedure, surgeons cut a small hole in the back of her skull and laid the stimulator on the surface of her brain.

why then re dey alive, d place will be boring as hell

abeg sombori fi share is name of fb or Instagram

abeg somboru fi share is name of fb or Instagram

Nad95:
Please help me Nairaland engineers. I recently got a nokia lumia 520 at&t phone which I have unlocked yesterday given the code provided by the seller(from the US). But the problem is I can't browse on the phone using any Nigeria network. I have tried all I could do including manual settings still to no avail. I am not happy at all. Please any way out of this.
Thanks.

yes, if u stays n Ibadan, dere s Dis place n mokola, dey operate their stuff with computer dere.... u will configurate the browsing stuff but will not b able to completely remove d USA connection, my dad phone s like dat too.... but u will b able to browse, anyway s good to have d USA thing on the phone e cos it gives u latest information about USA

blairlady:
Am using a blu phone. Recently i notice that my touch screen operates by itself without i operating it. Sometimes the pad becomes inoperatible and sometimes it return normal. Whats the best solution to fix it

the phone fell fro. ur hand, thus the calibration s faulty, take it to a phone repairer

Omo Iran ologo












repping The Apostolic Church since 1900

*Eminent speaks at the Senate council meeting...*

It's been said in the meeting that the second batch of admission list for the *"better by far university "* will be out any moment after 15th November and all admission lists with clearance will be done on or before 30th November, please be alert all freshers waiting for admission or clearance... Believe and have faith. I wish you all success in your endeavours
Signed:
*YUSUF FATAI ABIONA*

[quote author=ItsBolaji post=50727457] hmmmm na u dey print am? [/qu





why don't u wait for dose hours den quote me

chill guys, the list will be out in the next 96 hours

Mr cucumber just turned popular over night. But I have to say my mind. Any girl that I visit and she offers Me cucumber from her fridge I won’t eat o. They have now turned Mr cucumber to a multi purpose fruit. Is not only the mouth that eats cucumber now o. There is another mouth that does.
Goodevein my ppl, plz from now on any gal u see buyin CUCUMBER call police for arrest plz
Especially in Anambra state
lesson to other babes who indulge in the act, please allow us do our work, and stop replacing us with cucumber….. some can even use yam

Is nt asif she fine self, konji na bastard....nd she belongs to d other room for anoda guy




Ftc all d way....


chai, dis how u feel wen u see ur comment for frontpage

Thewhizzkid1:
There's a WhatsApp group for MBBS exam preparation. If you're interested, drop your number so you can be added.

08181625898

How re we doing dis, m ready to kill some beats

haha, you sure say dis one mad sha, see as im pocket to take shot

please, ilorin medicine student shul msg me on whatsapp i need ur help and advice please
dis my number 08181625898... tanks

Christardor:
What's The Meaning Of MBBS

Bachelor of medicine, bachelor of surgery

Mammangaddafi:
I MADE IT!!!! MB;BS at last. Running round the compound naked right now. YesSsss. Mama I MADE IT.

congrat bro..... what was ur jamb score

Pidggin:
God bless your family GEJ, may your generation be even greater than you

Are you okay ma?

guys,chill d admission list will b out soonest, if u check ur portal it s nt available

let me sit down and learn, am also in a Platonic relationship

asitis752:
So the life of buhari is even in the hands of igbos. This guy needs to do the needful as soon as possible.

Sir, what is the needful